Jess Parties with the Twins

Posted Apr 17th 2007 10:34AM by TMZ Staff

Leaving borefriend John Mayer at home, a brunette-tressed Jessica Simpson stepped out to Element in a low-cut gazongas-enhancing top, then headed to Parc and then Winston's -- talk about a party train!

While walking her girls from Parc to a faraway parking lot, Jess had a close run-in with a dreadlocked homeless man, who was curious as to why everyone was taking pictures of her. Her sarcastic reply -- "I don't know." Simpson's leather-clad Nick Lachey-alike then stepped in and shielded her from the curious streetperson.

A short time later, TMZ caught Simpson near the end of her uplifted barhopping adventure, telling photographers outside of her final stop, Winston's, that she didn't have any fun at the hotspot, however, photographers and onlookers had fun wherever Jess and the girls appeared.

Filed under: Jessica Simpson, Hot Bodies

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Posted at 10:55AM on Apr 17th 2007 by CommonSenseRules

2. she's disgusting and her boobs look weird and lumpy

Posted at 10:58AM on Apr 17th 2007 by kRISTINA

3. Jessica did not leave John at home. John is just not that in to Jessica unless he is touring or going on Holiday and wants some convenient booty. John knows that Jessica is so into him that he can do as he pleases; which means seeing Jessica at his convenience.

Posted at 10:59AM on Apr 17th 2007 by Sidney

4. uuuhhhh.....I know that they are real, but am I the only one who noticed one was much higher than the other?

Posted at 11:00AM on Apr 17th 2007 by Melissa

5. She looks Preggers to me.
I saw her trying to hide it too.

Posted at 11:03AM on Apr 17th 2007 by Peachie

6. Jessica kept on adjusting her top for fear that her nipple would pop out. She looks like your typical LA slut looking for attention. She probably hopes that John will see this on the Internet , get jealous, and want to spend more time with her like her ex hubby Nick. It is obvious that John is happy doing his own thing without Jessica most of the time. Jessica looks desperate for attention. If you want more attention from your latest lover Jessica; you need to find a man that is totally into you like Nick was.

Posted at 11:05AM on Apr 17th 2007 by Tracy

7. Are those not the fakest looking breasts you have ever seen? You would think she could have afforded a better plastic surgeon.

Posted at 11:06AM on Apr 17th 2007 by DD

8. She looks incredibly uncomfortable. She couldn't stop adjusting her top and she held the clutch purse in front of her stomach the entire time. Aside from all the money, sucks to be her.

Posted at 11:10AM on Apr 17th 2007 by Yep

9. Christ, Jessica! Leave a little more to the imagination! Nothing like exploiting yourself!

Posted at 11:11AM on Apr 17th 2007 by Jenni

10. oh my god.....

you can see the gel-filled sacs!!!!!

Posted at 11:12AM on Apr 17th 2007 by READ A BOOK!

11. Why bother to wear anything on top. Also the black hair does not suit her.

I think she and her daddy thought she was too good for Nick, and that her career would do better without him. The last laugh has been on her. She's starting to look as slutty as Britney.

Posted at 11:14AM on Apr 17th 2007 by Jan

12. Her boobs are uneven.

Posted at 11:14AM on Apr 17th 2007 by Tina

13. Photographers are idiots and stalkers!

Posted at 11:15AM on Apr 17th 2007 by Jenni

14. Jessica definitely put on some weight. This is why she was wearing all black, wore a smock top, and used her purse to hide her tummy. I do the same when I gain weight because I am the same size as Jessica, but I wear a top that I do not have to worry about falling out. She still looks good, but not according to Hollywood standards. Poor Jessica; all alone and her lover John is no where to be found. What a sad relationship. John is probably kicking it with his friend sor a groupie, and smoking pot.

Posted at 11:17AM on Apr 17th 2007 by Sara

15. I really liked Jessica until she dumped Nick. He was the best thing that ever happened to her. Now I see her for what she really is a dumb BIMBO! Put some decent clothes on!

I wish Nick all the happiness in the world!

Posted at 11:19AM on Apr 17th 2007 by Jenni

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