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4/17/2007 11:34 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Jess Parties with the Twins

Leaving borefriend John Mayer at home, a brunette-tressed Jessica Simpson stepped out to Element in a low-cut gazongas-enhancing top, then headed to Parc and then Winston's -- talk about a party train!

While walking her girls from Parc to a faraway parking lot, Jess had a close run-in with a dreadlocked homeless man, who was curious as to why everyone was taking pictures of her. Her sarcastic reply -- "I don't know." Simpson's leather-clad Nick Lachey-alike then stepped in and shielded her from the curious streetperson.

A short time later, TMZ caught Simpson near the end of her uplifted barhopping adventure, telling photographers outside of her final stop, Winston's, that she didn't have any fun at the hotspot, however, photographers and onlookers had fun wherever Jess and the girls appeared.

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For Real?:  1691 days ago

Jessica and Dolly Parton have something in common now a little lopsided to the left, I know Jessica is a big fan of Dolly O.M.G Jessica you are beautiful however it is the inside that counts and apparently you were never taught morals.

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susan:  1686 days ago

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From one woman to others...:  1705 days ago

another fake boober...a candidate for "awful plastic surgery" and who are these extremely studpid photogs, telling her,linsey,paris their "beautiful"???? What idiots!!!!!!

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d:  1704 days ago

Didn't she get a lift and a boost, before they were shaped differently and hung down low. Now she looks like the new Anna Nicole. It's sad when ur fame to glory are ur fake boobs.

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Katie:  1703 days ago

her boobs ate her hair

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Gayle:  1698 days ago

If she doesnt want all the attention from the papparazzi, why does she wear shirts that obviously dont fit her?

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Grow up Honestly:  1695 days ago

You people that sit on here and make horrible comments and also comments like you actually know what these people really do are pathetic!!! Even worse are the people that act like they know celebrities as friends. "John is happy to be doing his own thing with out her", "He uses her as a booty call" Come on people do you really have no life of your own. It's sick cause I see the same people commenting all the time. Why do people like you have to poke fun at some one you don't know. You peole that do this are prolly broke, fat and lonely and really have nothing to do. You sit on your computer everyday and wish you were half of the person most of these celebrities are. I also bet you subscribe to all the gossip mags. Grow up make something of yourself !!!! Cause I sure as hell don't see lame asses like you making head Lines!!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL ur pathetic

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Tina:  1763 days ago

Her boobs are uneven.

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Kennedy:  1763 days ago

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Please God help her:  1763 days ago

o joy....
another singer turned whore...
what a surprise..
please god

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kRISTINA:  1763 days ago

she's disgusting and her boobs look weird and lumpy

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Kennedy:  1763 days ago

Jessica did not leave John at home. John is just not that in to Jessica unless he is touring or going on Holiday and wants some convenient booty. John knows that Jessica is so into him that he can do as he pleases; which means seeing Jessica at his convenience.

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whynot:  1763 days ago

Did she really have to be sarcastic to the homeless guy?? Big blow to the ego that he didn't know who she was huh?

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boredatwork:  1763 days ago

uuuhhhh.....I know that they are real, but am I the only one who noticed one was much higher than the other?

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Justice girl:  1763 days ago

She looks Preggers to me.
I saw her trying to hide it too.

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