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Rosie to Sheryl Crow: "Have You Seen My Ass?"

4/23/2007 2:07 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The answer, presumably, is no -- but Rosie made her point, pooh-poohing Sheryl Crow for suggesting that we all use just one square of toilet paper per trip to the loo.
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Crow made her comments on her blog last week, and Rosie took a moment on this morning's "The View" to express her incredulity at the supposedly enviro-friendly suggestion. "Have you seen my ass?!" bellowed Rosie, and Barbara Walters was good enough to warn viewers not to use their sleeves, another of Crow's helpful suggestions.

That's just about enough scatology and wipe-tech for one morning on that zany kaffeeklatsch.

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61.

annie    

How can anyone take these idiot celeberties seriously without laughing at their pathetic views ???? How many celebs practice what they preach?? none of them and they tell people how to live and worse yet how to vote how stupid to give these clowns the thought that we care what they say. They all need to get a real job and leave us all alone. I am one who don't want to be any where rosie after her one swipe period.

2554 days ago
62.

They about to get paid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    

we know Rosie,a single peice of toilet paper wouldnt work for you,because your ass is as big as Texas,we all seen your panties that Mr Trump sent you,loke there xtra large,queen size,we all can just amagine,yuck,i am sick now

2554 days ago
63.

anni    

For once, Rosie actually made a good comment.

2554 days ago
64.

Gerri    

For the first time Rosie has a valid point! She actually made me laugh on this one and I usually can't stand her.

2554 days ago
65.

just wondering    

# 58 - the link for this statement is: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/21/AR2007042101385.html?referrer=emailarticle

Also, when you go to this link, be sure to scroll to the bottom of the page and check out the "Comments" section - some are hilarious!

If and when I start seeing pictures of Al Gore, John Edwards, Sheryl
Crowe, Laurie David, Leonardo DiCaprio, and the rest of the political
and Hollywood looney-tunes living side by side in a housing
development of two-room cabins without electricity and running water,
and with outhouses for bathrooms (with a Sears catalog instead of
toilet paper), then maybe I'll start believing that they mean what
they're saying.If they're gonna talk the talk, they all need to walk
the walk.

Contrary to their highly over-rated opinion of
themselves, being a celebrity doesn't mean that they're intelligent,
it just means that some of the public likes to hear them sing or watch them
act. So please give us all a break and don't preach unless you're
practicing what you preach!

2554 days ago
66.

rational being    

First they tell me what car to drive, then how to vote, and now how to wipe my arse. Who do these people think they are? Well all I have to say "Ms. Crowe" is after I wipe it with one square, pucker up and kiss it.

2554 days ago
67.

Trevor    


Does your headline have to use such crass language?

2554 days ago
68.

bubba    

mizz Crow should understand that we do not care one whit about the environment . We could save the planet if we wanted to, but that would require effort. maybe not much but hey I'm too busy doing other things, like trying to find the keys to my SUV so I get on down to Walmart and help the economy some more. Don't listen to them liberal press folks telling you about E'coli or tainted pet food products,global warming,or even the alleged shootings at that school in Virginia,that stuff is all made up just to scare you . Just be proud to be an American like me.

2554 days ago
69.

Barbo Garbo    

Guys Don't be so hard on Rosie, she's great!

She's right where she belongs... In a show that is all about the 1st amendment.

At the end of the day, she's always right on the money, and she's funny, and not afraid to be the butt of her own jokes.... RATINGS!!!!

And you know with the obesity problem in this country, she's right, there is no way in hell we can wipe with just one square..... Maybe in Europe...

2554 days ago
70.

passion8one    

ROSIE'S A-hole isn't as big as her pie-hole.....

2554 days ago
71.

She was no different than any other former stripper still trying to make money off her body at almost 40    

WHEN IS SOMEONE GOING TO FIRE THIS DISGUSTING B_TCH?! SHE IS GROSS AND BEYOND CONTROVERSIAL. SHE IS TRULY AN IGNORANT PERSON. ANYONE WHO HAS TO DEGRADE THEMSELVES IN ORDER TO GET ATTENTION IS PITIFUL.

2554 days ago
72.

The Obvious?    

What Rosie has failed to take notice of is that her ass is so big because of her glutonous consumerism. So, she is doing the envirnoment double damage - first with her glutony and then again when all her overendulgence manifest itself in a gigantic ass that cannot be wiped by one piece of TP.
Sheryl Crow should stick to music (she obviously is no energy genious) and rosie should stick to eating. In the end, I do not appreciate environment lessons from either a music superstar that travels around ina gigantic bus and plays shows that use enormous amounts of energy or from a fat gluton with little more to offer than contgroversy in the form of giganticism.
To each his/her own - say what you will.

2554 days ago
73.

artist22    

I wish some of you people who know it all could learn to spell.

2554 days ago
74.

Darth Venereas    

Maybe, we the uneducated, poor, paycheck-to-paycheck Americans who do not live on tourbuses are supposed to reduce the size of our asses down to supermodel size and learn to wipe with the new designer TP Miss Crow will be unveiling.

2554 days ago
75.

Lea    

Rosie is a big fat @$$ by choice.........

2554 days ago
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