1. Obviously it's a slow news day. C'mon save these articles for tame Rona Barrett type of rags.

Posted at 3:11PM on Apr 26th 2007 by Balderdash

2. TMZ writers better look up the word "shapely" in the dictionary because that girl ain't it! She's only shapely when you compare her to somebody with an eating disorder like Nicole Richie. And you can't go by Nicole as a measuring stick for a normal body.

That lady he's with has no ass and there's a good 3 inch gap between her thighs. Shapely? I think not!

Posted at 3:14PM on Apr 26th 2007 by Jennifer

3. SHAPELY?!?!?

Posted at 3:20PM on Apr 26th 2007 by Mel

4. Looks pretty shapely to me!!!

Posted at 3:26PM on Apr 26th 2007 by I Agree

5. Hey Jennifer ... #4 - you must be a FAT PIG!!!

She looks shapely to me ... they didn't say shaped like a BEACHBALL like you - ya FAT PIG!!!

Posted at 3:51PM on Apr 26th 2007 by Jo Blo

6. Hei guys, I am italian and after living in US for good 30 years went back to visit my family. Could not even shop there anymore. Sizes are too small, for us, Americans, being on a continues diet all the time and still needing to lose weight. That girl is shapely. Take it from a woman who was born in Italy, used to good food and was never out of shape before I came here. I don't complaint I love food and excercise all the time, still no comparison-people there are in better shape (women I mean...), men kind of storky and short...

Posted at 4:01PM on Apr 26th 2007 by Donna

7. Jo Blo:

hehehehe You are funny. I guess somebody has to play the part of the moronic loser and today it was your turn. A shapley female's ass doesn't look like a sad deflated balloon. A shapely female actually has hips - not straight like a board. And if you have a huge gap between your thighs then u look like a famin victim - that ain't shapely.

But - keep it coming with the insults because I know that's the only source of enterainment you get since obvioulsy your a hermit loser with no friends. This is obviously the only time you feel important.

Posted at 4:07PM on Apr 26th 2007 by Jennifer

8. AnnaMe:

Thanks! I know that there is always somebody who has to be a troll and say things to get a rise out of people. I just don't understand that mentality.

Donna:

Well my idea of shapely is more like Selma Hyak and Jennifer Lopez. I'm sure that things are different in Europe - Americans tend to be larger on average in comparison to the rest of the world.

Posted at 4:23PM on Apr 26th 2007 by Jennifer

9. Jennifer, I totally agree with you. Jennifer Lopez and Salma Hayek are "shapely", not this girl! And by the looks of that hair, Colin's been keeping her on her back too long! lol No time to brush!

Posted at 4:37PM on Apr 26th 2007 by Leelee

10. Stop fighting about her size and be thankful she isn't flashing her 'breakfast, lunch and dinner' right there...

(Colin's nawty vid is a favourite of mine, if you hadn't guessed)

Posted at 6:46PM on Apr 26th 2007 by Sundaeg1rl

11. Can't we just go back to goofing on Greasy Bear?

Posted at 6:57PM on Apr 26th 2007 by SlappDaddy

12. HER shape? Can we talk about that negative space that is HIS posterior?!?!? I thought his greasiness alone made him unattractive, but his lack of booty seals the deal - he sure is rich though! And they are holding fingertips, not hands, about four feet apart, and my amateur body language-reading skills say that she's not that into him. But he sure is rich!

Posted at 7:14PM on Apr 26th 2007 by ms. kitty

13. Her name's Emilia and she's his girlfriend. Just thought you'd like to know.

Posted at 7:25PM on Apr 26th 2007 by All

14. looks like lake

Posted at 8:30PM on Apr 26th 2007 by supert

15. #13..hook a sista up! Where can I find the link to his vid???

Posted at 8:35PM on Apr 26th 2007 by Please!!! Please!!!