While her pals are hanging in Malibu or the Hamptons, Paris will be spending 45 fun-filled days and nights with 2200 of her closest female felons at Century Regional Detention Facility (CRDF). 
Reopened in March, 2006, CRDF is located in beautiful Lynwood,Calif. -- just minutes from nearby Compton! While Mr. Chow takeout isn't available, according to the AP, CRDF does serve three low-sodium poultry based meals a day. Yum! For her own safety, Paris will most likely be segregated from the rest of her prison pals and live in a one or two-person cell. Cozy. During her days at Chez Clink, Paris will get just one hour a day to shower, exercise, watch TV or talk on the phone. And sorry to say, Blackberries are not allowed. Oh, the humanity!
As for wardrobe choices, Paris will have the option of one of four different colored jumpsuits. Depending on how she is classified and where she is housed in the facility, Paris could don a blue, brown, white or classic orange one-piece from the House of Detention collection.
Paris better get crackin', because with June 5 fast approaching, it gives her just one month to plan her kick-ass going away party!
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I was glad when I first heard that paris was going to jail for the simple reason that it would wake her up to what it's like in the real world. Now Im just sad, because I don't think it will make any differance to how shw treats people....her love of money seperates her from reality, but in reality it can happen to anyone who allows themselves to think that we are not accountable for how we live our lives when we die. I hope the bible she is holding ins't just a photo prop...time will tell.
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Its a give or take situation. She's confronted with a situation that disregards priveliges and treats all the same. If she conplains then I say she got off lightly by the courts. Because she hade ample opportunities to get a break but she continued to push the limits and this is the result of it. If I could say something to her: Welcome to reality!
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Paris is a useless human being who deserves more jail time than what she got . Why don't people understand that a car is a weapon when someone's drunk. Too many have lost loved ones because stupid people think the law doesn't apply to them. I'm so over her act...and purposeless existence; there's nothing to respect about Paris Hilton. And for the record her mother was a trailer park girl who set her eyes on a rich guy so the apple doesn't fall far...
I wonder how she will be treated once behind bars?, It could take one of two directions(1) Paris can get ANYONE, to do anything she wants. Includeing convinceing guards to p
rotect and give her special treatment with the promise of $$ once she is free. or (2) Guards can take this opportunity to really, really! treat her down a few notches an humiliate her simply because it's a chance of a life time they' will only get one time to do. But what I really believe is that Ms. Paris will be makeing a whole lot ofempty promises, just to keep from getting that daily beat-down.
Paris Hilton so deserves to go to jail she violated her parole and she now must pay the price like every other person would
Who the hell advised her to be 18 minutes late?
If Bill Clinton was in office, he would pardon her for....
TIME TO GROW UP PARIS........NICOLE RICHIE MUST BE NERVOUS ABOUT NOW.............
