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The Z List - This Week's Biggest Losers 05/05/07

5/5/2007 4:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

SplashNewsOnline.comNews of a Toastee Toof sex tape this week caused about as much excitement as the notion of "Flavor of Love 3." So instead, we prefer to hit rewind on some of the folks who embarrassed themselves with their clothes on.

Paris Hilton: Somewhere, deep down in Nostradamus' predictions, we believe the great seer foresaw that when both "Girls Gone Wild" guru Joe Francis and Bentley fender bender Paris Hilton were simultaneously served with jail time, it would be a portentous sign that the party was coming to an end. In the wake of yesterday's 45 days probation violence sentence, everything suddenly takes on new meaning for Paris: her cell, her sidekick, her bitch ... and who would have thought that of all the recent celebrity DUI-ers, it would be the unflappable Ms. Hilton who would get yanked straight past Malibu rehab to actually pay for her crime. It's a bonanza, of course, for us here at TMZ, but September 7, 2006 (the date she was arrested in Hollywood last fall) is now her September 11.

Charles BarkleyCharles Barkley: For anyone who watched "Inside the NBA" following the stunning Dallas Mavericks - Golden State Warriors elimination game on Thursday, it was a new benchmark in role model pouting. The TNT color commentator was crestfallen that the outcome of another Game Six earlier in the day between Utah and Houston meant that he was going to have to cancel a trip to Vegas today for the Oscar De La Hoya - Floyd Mayweather Jr. fight. Even Ernie Johnson and Kenny "the Jet" Smith seemed taken aback as Chuck connected the dots for the first time, on air. It was at once hilarious, weird and inappropriate (via Barkley's hyping of TNT's Saturday night pay-per-view competition). We're not sure who Barkley has his pugilistic money on, but if his wager comes up short, it could get even uglier.

John PetersJon Peters:
It's not quite on the scale of a "thoughtless little pig" bicoastal voice mail, but it's still cold. As cold as the overnight feel of terrazzo and brass for Hollywood Boulevard's homeless. Just as mega-producer Peters ("Batman", "Superman Returns") was getting out of his limo on Monday, with kids in tow to accept a star on the Walk of Fame, a process server slapped him with very different kudos: legal papers from his third ex-wife, Christine Forsyth. Peters, who has countered Forsyth's unpaid child support claims with the you're-living-free-in-my-mansion defense, hasn't been this shown-up since a 1996 book that chronicled his Sony executive suite excesses. Maybe he can commiserate with Eminem, the male star he hopes to coerce into yet another version of "A Star is Born."

chloe sevigneyChloë Sevigny: Speaking of Paris, this gal thinks she's trashy. So there. In an entirely irritating interview with Style Magazine, the 32-year-old co-star of "Zodiac" covers the gamut; from non-simulated on-screen sex (she regrets the famous scene with ex-boyfriend Vincent Gallo in "The Brown Bunny"), to the lure of 4:20 (it started when she was a kid). People either love or hate Sevigny's generally mopey onscreen M.O., but save the misdirected PR for when you actually have something worthwhile to promote, girl. Coming on the heels of a New York Observer article last month that categorized Sevigny, Clare Danes and upcoming FOX sitcom star Parker Posey as has-beens, it's enough to make one pine for "Bunny," which Roger Ebert called the worst film in the history of the Cannes Film Festival.


sargentAlvin Sargent: The heavyweight, two-time Oscar-winning screenwriter ("Julia," "Ordinary People") was brought back by brothers Sam and Ivan Raimi to ensure that "Spider-Man 3" had the same zip as "Spider-Man 2." But the 75-year-old elder statesman is getting zapped by the critics for what they feel is a tediously tangled story web, knocking Spidey's RottenTomatoes.com stock down a bearish 30 points (from "Spider-Man 2's" 93% Tomatometer rating to a "Spider-Man 3" Friday score of 62%). We all know this summer's first blockbuster is critic-proof, destined to set a gargantuan new domestic B.O. record this weekend in a record 4,252 theaters. But maybe Alvin should plan on shuffleboard with the 84-year-old Stan Lee rather than any grandiose plans for more melodrama.
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jello biafra    

first

2627 days ago
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Cono    

Seriously, I hate rich kids who think they're above the law. Glad to see some justice meted out more democratically. I think if they put her in gen-pop she's going to be beat up. Hope they can protect her ass in jail from the hos and white trash.

2627 days ago
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j    

Can't wait to see her mug shot with no blue contacts and on her way out with dark roots.

2627 days ago
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Alicia    

Was she being mindless, or mindless and a moron? While on a suspended license - she drove out for fast food. I am not rich like her; I order food delivered even though my license is not suspended.

2627 days ago
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KATIE    

45 days? Hope she can't bring a hair dryer. It'll be easy for her. Everyone will think they can get a favor from her so she'll be treated like a queen

2627 days ago
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POOPER SCOOPER    

I hope Paris gets killed in jail...

2627 days ago
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fame ho    

Must say Parasite going to jail....best day in America!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2627 days ago
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C. Overgaard    

When I first read the news, I thought that you had stolen the Jante-Law from us, but then I began to wonder. Although I find that the sentence against Miss. Hilton was a kind of harsh compared to Danish conditions, it was properly necessary due to the lax laws you have for DUI violations.

Your country does not prepare youth in a way so they can understand the effects of alcohol before they get a drivers licence, as we do when we allow them to buy alcohol on their own when they are 16 years old, which is two years before they can get access and responsibility over a car.

But would she get the message from sitting 45 days in jail? Most people would, but remember that her family had her jailed in a private prison in Running Springs - California without trial and conviction when she was about 17 years old. Back then she had not a release date. Children in such places must endure prison for an indefinite period. (This particular place later closed because it could not pay compensation to the former victims). I doubt if any person, who had been locked up without breaking the law ever would be able to distinguish justice the court served her from injustice as her family served her.

Would you?

I hope that somehow the system could order her to take some therapy inside jail so she can get past her experience in the private prison, which obviously still haunts her and make her live every day with little regard to her own life as well as others.

Somehow you should all be glad and thanksful that your parents did not have the money to lock you up, because you took a boyfriend at age 15. Sadly there are still a lot of those prisons out there, so we would see a lot more of her kind.

A post somewhere on the net speak of 7 survivors out of 12 persons on a group in such a place. 5 is either dead or have committed suicide. Miss Hilton is still alive, so I pray that she can get past this experience which would be a walk in the park compared with her stay at Running Springs.

2627 days ago
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jj    

I will be she does no jail time, she plans on appealing. If it was you or I, we would have been handcuffed and taken to jail immediately, so, why not Paris, her mother was appalled at the judges decision, well Mommie Dearest, you should have raised your daughter to have morals, good judgment, and enough brains to know you can't break the law.
But, we all know she's going to get away with it, just like Snoop Dog, and OJ, and Blake, HKS, and I'm sure Spector will too.
It's a crying shame that people who are struggling to make a living get #@^!ed, and people like this bimbo can be above the law.
I applaude the judge for his decision, but he should have put her mother in jail for her outbursts and comments in the court room. He also should have put Paris in jail for taking her sweet time to get to Court.

2627 days ago
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Riley34470    

Poor Paris!!!

2627 days ago
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Alicia    

Los Angeles City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo's office issued the statement that Paris is not above the law. Perhaps Rocky and the Los Angeles Mayor, Antonio Villaraigosa can apply the same logic to those "illegal border invaders" also known as (IBI) who staged that riot against the Los Angeles Police officers. Finally, enough officers got fed up, they had the balls to act on behalf of the real USA citizens and legal immigrants. MacArthur Park used to be a beautiful place to visit before the IBI moved in and trashed that area. Additionally, Rocky needs to round up and jail all those homies driving around on suspeneded licenses or no license at all.
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ucgg/20070503/cm_ucgg/dishonestimmigrationlanguagemaskstherealissues

2627 days ago
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j    

NOT one little mention on PEREZHILTON...that site never says anything bad about her. That guy rips on everybody but her.

2627 days ago
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Mitch    

I don't know what all the fuss is about, I actually drive better when I'm drunk, I guess that must be just me.

2627 days ago
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j    

Add PEREZ HILTON to the biggest losers also.....NOT one little mention of the Paris Hilton goes to jail on PEREZHILTON dot com ...not one!!!!

He'll be paying up in millions soon too for being a photo thief...Paris Hilton has six bad degrees of separation ...Joe Francis...Perez Hilton...Lindsey Lohan soon to be found out about the whole Harry Morton my space thing...who else???

2627 days ago
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MiSs nOemi    

aww parissss :( i feel so bad for her i love her ...

2627 days ago
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