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The Z List - This Week's Biggest Losers 05/05/07

5/5/2007 4:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

SplashNewsOnline.comNews of a Toastee Toof sex tape this week caused about as much excitement as the notion of "Flavor of Love 3." So instead, we prefer to hit rewind on some of the folks who embarrassed themselves with their clothes on.

Paris Hilton: Somewhere, deep down in Nostradamus' predictions, we believe the great seer foresaw that when both "Girls Gone Wild" guru Joe Francis and Bentley fender bender Paris Hilton were simultaneously served with jail time, it would be a portentous sign that the party was coming to an end. In the wake of yesterday's 45 days probation violence sentence, everything suddenly takes on new meaning for Paris: her cell, her sidekick, her bitch ... and who would have thought that of all the recent celebrity DUI-ers, it would be the unflappable Ms. Hilton who would get yanked straight past Malibu rehab to actually pay for her crime. It's a bonanza, of course, for us here at TMZ, but September 7, 2006 (the date she was arrested in Hollywood last fall) is now her September 11.

Charles BarkleyCharles Barkley: For anyone who watched "Inside the NBA" following the stunning Dallas Mavericks - Golden State Warriors elimination game on Thursday, it was a new benchmark in role model pouting. The TNT color commentator was crestfallen that the outcome of another Game Six earlier in the day between Utah and Houston meant that he was going to have to cancel a trip to Vegas today for the Oscar De La Hoya - Floyd Mayweather Jr. fight. Even Ernie Johnson and Kenny "the Jet" Smith seemed taken aback as Chuck connected the dots for the first time, on air. It was at once hilarious, weird and inappropriate (via Barkley's hyping of TNT's Saturday night pay-per-view competition). We're not sure who Barkley has his pugilistic money on, but if his wager comes up short, it could get even uglier.

John PetersJon Peters:
It's not quite on the scale of a "thoughtless little pig" bicoastal voice mail, but it's still cold. As cold as the overnight feel of terrazzo and brass for Hollywood Boulevard's homeless. Just as mega-producer Peters ("Batman", "Superman Returns") was getting out of his limo on Monday, with kids in tow to accept a star on the Walk of Fame, a process server slapped him with very different kudos: legal papers from his third ex-wife, Christine Forsyth. Peters, who has countered Forsyth's unpaid child support claims with the you're-living-free-in-my-mansion defense, hasn't been this shown-up since a 1996 book that chronicled his Sony executive suite excesses. Maybe he can commiserate with Eminem, the male star he hopes to coerce into yet another version of "A Star is Born."

chloe sevigneyChloë Sevigny: Speaking of Paris, this gal thinks she's trashy. So there. In an entirely irritating interview with Style Magazine, the 32-year-old co-star of "Zodiac" covers the gamut; from non-simulated on-screen sex (she regrets the famous scene with ex-boyfriend Vincent Gallo in "The Brown Bunny"), to the lure of 4:20 (it started when she was a kid). People either love or hate Sevigny's generally mopey onscreen M.O., but save the misdirected PR for when you actually have something worthwhile to promote, girl. Coming on the heels of a New York Observer article last month that categorized Sevigny, Clare Danes and upcoming FOX sitcom star Parker Posey as has-beens, it's enough to make one pine for "Bunny," which Roger Ebert called the worst film in the history of the Cannes Film Festival.


sargentAlvin Sargent: The heavyweight, two-time Oscar-winning screenwriter ("Julia," "Ordinary People") was brought back by brothers Sam and Ivan Raimi to ensure that "Spider-Man 3" had the same zip as "Spider-Man 2." But the 75-year-old elder statesman is getting zapped by the critics for what they feel is a tediously tangled story web, knocking Spidey's RottenTomatoes.com stock down a bearish 30 points (from "Spider-Man 2's" 93% Tomatometer rating to a "Spider-Man 3" Friday score of 62%). We all know this summer's first blockbuster is critic-proof, destined to set a gargantuan new domestic B.O. record this weekend in a record 4,252 theaters. But maybe Alvin should plan on shuffleboard with the 84-year-old Stan Lee rather than any grandiose plans for more melodrama.
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31.

whocares    

you guys who think paris is stupid and just living off her parents, you're the stupid ones. she makes millions of dollars a year because she's smart and knows how to do business. you guys are all just jealous because you wish you could be as rich as her and have her kind of lifestyle. but no, y'all have to work your asses off and wouldn't be able to make as much as she does in a lifetime. the real losers are the paris hilton haters.

2638 days ago
32.

Photo107    

Is it just me....or in that pic does she look alot like Donald Trump??........LOL

2638 days ago
33.

tba    

The smirk and "screw you" smile is gone. Maybe jail will be the best thing that will happen to her. Either she becomes a worthwhile contributor to society or she'll fade away in her own world. Next is Nicole Richie

2638 days ago
34.

Jamie Lynn    

Hey PARIS...' C_U_N ext_T uesday"... Looks like you'll eatin at the "Y" for the next 45 days...

2638 days ago
35.

Willie    

Justice is served.

No Mr. Chow's for a while - expect she'll be enjoying baloney sandwiches,j ello, and Kool Aid. Yum!

Dig in, Sweetie!

2638 days ago
36.

tba    

Hey Stupid(message #37)

You probably wouldn't feel the way you did if she happen to plow into someone you loved while intoxicated. Then you would whine " why didn't our justice system do something about her". Cops and judicial system handle thousands of cases like this everyday. You might not think our highways are safer; but ,what if cops only went after "criminals".
Our roads would be a venue for demoliton derby.

2638 days ago
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Cindylou    

IT IS HIGH TIME THAT MS HILTON BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR HER TRASHING OF THE LAW BEFORE SHE KILLS SOMEONE ON THE HIGHWAY WITH HER ANTICS. MS HILTON IS WIDELY ADMIRED AS A ROLE MODEL BY A LARGE SEGMENT OF OUR YOUNG PEOPLE WHICH IS A VERY SAD COMMENTARY ON OUR SOCIETY. THUS IT IS MOST APPROPRIATE TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE OF HER. 90 DAYS IN JAIL WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER TO GIVE HER TIME TO THINK ABOUT HER FUTURE.

ALSO, HER MOTHER SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF HERSELF FOR THE WAY SHE BEHAVED IN THE COURT ROOM. SHE SEEMED TO SUPPORT HER DAUGHTER'S OUTRAGEOUS BEHAVIOR AND SHOULD HAVE BEEN HELD IN CONTEMPT OF THE COURT. THIS MOTHER IS AN ENABLER AND OBVIOUSLY HAS NOT TAUGHT PARIS RIGHT FROM WRONG.

2638 days ago
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Cheryl    

Why are people blaming her parents? She's an adult. She makes her own choices. Maybe the spoiled rich kids will get the picture now. Call a Taxi, a Limo service or a friend if you've been drinking or you don't have a license. Maybe we should blame all the cops that gave Paris a feeling that she was above the law when they pulled her over and let her go with a warning. They have been doing that for years. The "Hollywood" rich kids think they are special and hopefully now they will see it's not a joke. As parents we try to raise our kids to be responsible but when it comes down to it THEY make the decisions that make or break their futures. I'm sorry Paris has to learn the hard way. Sometimes good comes from these experiences. A wake up call to a lot of people.

2638 days ago
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Jamie Lynn    

A t-shirt she was wearing one day said it all: "Because I'm paris hilton". Let her go make friends with Big Birtha. Now her mother can put all that money towards protection for her while she's in the clink.

2638 days ago
40.

charlotte    

She got what she deservered. She probably would have gotten less had she shown up on time. Instead, she showed up late and disrespected the judge by doing so.

WELCOME TO THE REAL SIMPLE LIFE...something her parents couldn't buy her out of

2638 days ago
41.

Victoria    

45 Days.........now THAT'S HOT!

2638 days ago
42.

SUN    

She is going to look like a hot-mess in jail. I think this sends a wonderful message to the totally-irresponsible, who think money can buy thme out of anything.

But, knowing air-head Paris, she will probably have her mommy bring in make-up and wall paper, to redo the facility, and inmates. Then she will write a book.

Her kind never learn, they will always think they are above everyone else.

2638 days ago
43.

rminva    

TMZ - bad taste calling Paris Hilton's sentence "her 9/11." Everyone on 9/11 was innocent, just in the wrong place @ the wrong time.

Ms. Hilton, on the other hand, just got what she and her other "never too rich or thin" pals, deserve for bad behavior. Your actions have consequences....in her case the consequence is jail time. I find it a bit ironic that even with all her money, she couldn't find a lawyer that gave good advice!!

2638 days ago
44.

john    

good for paris hilton, and her parents to.they did a real nice job in raising that spoiled little brat. thank you judge for proving a point that no one is above the law.

2638 days ago
45.

lucien    

BRAVO USA!

you make yourself one more time sooo ridiculous on the world news!
Don't you think there are other criminals running around which would be more important to lock up? What is the harm she caused?
Compared even to your highest citizen, your president who kills daily without making sense?



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