Discomboobulated Jessica

A silver-sheathed Jessica Simpson had a little car confusion last night -- when she got into the wrong car outside her NYC hotel!

Jess was bustin' a lot of attitude in a spectacular glittering silver gown, pouting for cameras before getting into a black Escalade to take her to the Costume Institute Gala -- only her rented ride was the limo parked just in front of the mistaken SUV.

Simpson's hairdresser/BFF Ken Paves quickly realized Jessica's goof, helping her out of the SUV before it could drive off with the stowaway ditzy pop star. Simpson laughed it off as paps snapped away at the embarrassing incident, saying, "Of course, that happened to me."



Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Wacky and Weird, Jessica Simpson

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1. Jess is a disaster right now.. she must be going through a rough patch. she was at the gala last night... be sure to vote ont he pictures to see who was the hottest celeb.. cameron is leading hte pack at 31% with her beautiful 80's prom queen look

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Posted at 12:14PM on May 8th 2007 by FY22

2. So she just walks up to random SUV's and gets in?? She's smart. Does she think that EVERY SUV parked in front of her is for her???? RETARD! What happened to her? She needs as much help as britney and the rest of the pathetic gang.

Posted at 12:18PM on May 8th 2007 by lick my balls

3. maybe the dye has effected her brain cells............

Posted at 12:20PM on May 8th 2007 by malinda jackson

4.
At least we know it's not the blonde hair. She really IS dumb. She's starting to remind me of Anna Nicole Smith. Just a body, nothing more. I really wish she would just go away.

Posted at 12:27PM on May 8th 2007 by stank

5. She thought going dark (her hair) would make her smart.

Posted at 12:32PM on May 8th 2007 by mulder

6. I'd love to pork her!!!

Posted at 12:40PM on May 8th 2007 by Buster Hyman

7. Something ain't right with this girl. Daddy better step in asap.

Jessica thought leaving Nick would be opportunistic for her career but it's turned out to have backfired. She doesn't have the history Britney has enjoyed to see her through the bad times nor is there a rehab for ditzy and dull. Maybe Jess should start drinking/drugging or...hey, just shave her head. I'm sure Joe will come up with something.

Posted at 1:09PM on May 8th 2007 by slim

8. I can't hate this one. She is not mean, she always smiles, laughs at herself. Not in trouble and she even wears undies. I rip allot of these girls but I just can't find a reason to hate her.

Posted at 1:13PM on May 8th 2007 by mark

9. let me see--is it chicken or is it tuna

Posted at 1:18PM on May 8th 2007 by montana mike

10. Just wait, she'll be the next celeb to fall from grace. Since her big "D" from her ex, she's sorta been floundering....just waiting in the wings for PH to show her the ropes to disgrace.

Posted at 1:22PM on May 8th 2007 by In the know

11. They all look alike anymore - Stepford celebs.

Some young up and comer should take note and try a new look and act.

Posted at 1:24PM on May 8th 2007 by JC

12. Jessica could have succeeded has she not tried to mimic the worse possible examples of the current Hollywood sheep.

Posted at 1:27PM on May 8th 2007 by even pathetic gets boring

13.
B I M B O

I often wonder what Nick says to himself when he see's pictures of her...................

Posted at 2:17PM on May 8th 2007 by Lincoln

14. what has she done to her lips. She was really cute. Why didn't she leave well enough alone.

Posted at 2:31PM on May 8th 2007 by Pat

15. Thank goodness we don't expect her to be any more than she already is. A nothing. She's another one famous for doing what exactly? She has no singing career, no acting career. Right now she's famous for her boobs and for dating John Mayer.

What does Nick think when he sees pictures of her. Hopefully "praise the Lord I was smart enough to dump the dope".

Posted at 2:38PM on May 8th 2007 by jessica who?

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