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Discomboobulated Jessica

Posted May 8th 2007 12:07PM by TMZ Staff

A silver-sheathed Jessica Simpson had a little car confusion last night -- when she got into the wrong car outside her NYC hotel!

Jess was bustin' a lot of attitude in a spectacular glittering silver gown, pouting for cameras before getting into a black Escalade to take her to the Costume Institute Gala -- only her rented ride was the limo parked just in front of the mistaken SUV.

Simpson's hairdresser/BFF Ken Paves quickly realized Jessica's goof, helping her out of the SUV before it could drive off with the stowaway ditzy pop star. Simpson laughed it off as paps snapped away at the embarrassing incident, saying, "Of course, that happened to me."

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31. Ok, this takes the cake. I understand its a gala and all, but damn, that dress looks like it should be on a stage dancer in Vegas. The spray tan is ridiculous (props for not cooking yourself in the sun but), she looks like a friggin' oompa loompa. What's so wrong with being a white girl from Texas? Why are you trying to be orange? I believe that the boobs are real, but "school of Pam Anderson" indeed. What happened to the modest preacher's daughter? The look on her face says "my laxative hasn't kicked in yet, someone please chisel this poop out of me". Poor girl, she jumped iton the first car she saw to get away from the cameras and looking the way she did and acting the way she did, I can't say I would want people talking a photo of me either. Go back to your roots Jess, you were fine the way you were before; gorgeous, poised and confident.

Posted at 1:14AM on May 9th 2007 by Where is the real Jess?

32. 2 words AIR HEAD

Posted at 11:51AM on May 9th 2007 by annie

33. Look, it's obviously a rented vehicle and I doubt she herself booked it. There are three or four such vehicles sitting right outside the hotel in a row. She gets in the wrong one. It's not that spectacular a gaffe.

Posted at 9:05AM on May 14th 2007 by Red

34. Jessica has "two wheels" that tried to get into "four wheels" when what she really needed was a "three-wheeler." Wal-mart sells tricycles for those with the I.Q. of a three year-old. Ohhhhh, MY bad. That's for the AGE three years-old. Well, I.Q...age...three years-old...not much discrepancy there......Next time, Jessica, JUST WALK HOME! A seeing-eye dog can get you there...FAST! That is, if you feed it, water it, take it out on walks....oh, that's right...you have to have some BRAINS to do that...forget it...take a taxi....

Posted at 12:12AM on May 13th 2007 by me

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