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Number 1 Reason Why Paris Won't Be On Letterman ...

5/18/2007 1:11 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

With the next installment of "The Simple Life" set to premiere May 28, the publicity machine for Paris and Nicole should be on overdrive, uh, sort of. What do you do when the star of your show is set to go to the slammer the day before you're booked to do Letterman? Nothing, apparently!
Nicole and Paris
Paris and Nicole are booked to guest on "The Late Show" on June 6, just one day after Paris has been ordered to don her prison duds. Our sources tell us Paris is still confirmed for a satellite media tour and other press interviews in the days following Letterman.

It might be hard to hear Miss Hilton from behind plexiglass.

When asked, rep for Nicole had no comment and Paris' rep could not be reached.

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butweiner    

Don't drink and drive or do drugs and drive!!! Then you won't be getting yourself in these positions!!!

2658 days ago
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Herpy-pAris Hilton    

F*****G RETARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2658 days ago
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West Coastian    

If I stop posting under anything to do with Paris(kank) and Britbitch, will you stop posting "stories" about them? It's not news People!

2658 days ago
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Goddess    

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I can hardly contain myself!!! I am SO happy she's gonna do time!!! She goes around acting mightier than others, she's talked about others with no shame and meant ever word of it! KARMA IS A REAL BIOTCH, PARIS!!!! Surely no one feels sorry for her!!!

I think a satellite tour, esp the day after her arrival, would be ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL!!!

2658 days ago
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Wtf    

Dang it must really be a slow news day for TMZ, 2 stories about Paris in less that 30 minutes, come on now, is she really worth all that time you go into putting these up on your site? I THINK NOT!!! Damn June 5th can't get here soon enough! I wish they would lock her up and throw away the key. Conviently forget where they put it on relaease day. Strip search her everyday and put her in gen. pop. then thats a story!

2658 days ago
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Jayne    

Have heard enough about stupid idiot, self absorbed, Paris, who cares whether she is upset, she got caught and doesn't like it. Her parents and her think they are above the law. She is ugly and cheap to say the least. Her parents can's see beyond their own ego's. ENOUGH ALREADY

2658 days ago
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h8er#1    

Will she be allowed to watch the show from the slammer? That will be major torture for her to not be able to watch herself while her show premiers. I can't imagine anything else worse for her!

2658 days ago
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the voice of experience    

If we would all stop posting anything when there is a story about Paris, maybe TMZ & everyone else will stop writing about her....that is just another way to BOYCOTT HILTON'S!!!!!!!

2658 days ago
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Perez Hilton    

May your kids get cancer you fat slobs!

TEAM PARIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2658 days ago
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Perez Hilton    

Speal poorly of Paris,you speak poorly of God.

2658 days ago
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Perez Hilton    

Representing.Much love Paris!Vist us soon!

2658 days ago
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Perez Hilton    

gross!

2658 days ago
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Julia    

To: An Open Letter To Paris Hilton Haters

Shame on you for writing "May your kids get cancer you fat slobs!" Remember karma?
You better watch yourself saying such statements like that.

2658 days ago
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Julia    

To: An Open Letter To Paris Hilton Haters

Shame on you for writing "May your kids get cancer you fat slobs!" Remember karma?
You better watch yourself saying such statements like that.

2658 days ago
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Julia    

To: An Open Letter To Paris Hilton Haters

Shame on you for writing "May your kids get cancer you fat slobs!" Remember karma?
You better watch yourself saying such statements like that.

2658 days ago
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