1. blah blah blah is right

Posted at 7:14PM on May 18th 2007 by Me

2. p.s I thought it was nicole richie at first

Posted at 7:15PM on May 18th 2007 by Me

3. Someone point OJ in this worthless woman's direction!

Posted at 7:19PM on May 18th 2007 by blah blah

4. You forgot "nipples".

Posted at 7:21PM on May 18th 2007 by Nicole

5. Does anyone in their right mind give a toss about this twit and her Frank Spencer sounding hubby? They are both fing useless.

Posted at 7:36PM on May 18th 2007 by TMZ_User

6. This made me laugh out loud. I particularly love the emaciated comment. VERY funny!

Posted at 7:40PM on May 18th 2007 by Maureen

7. GAG, she makes me ill!

Posted at 7:43PM on May 18th 2007 by C Ya

8. I actually feel sorry for the photographers. Imagine following these sullen, pouty, drug-induced, incoherent, anorexic, unpredictable and vacuous individuals around all day? Bimbos sneaking out this door, Himbos slithering out that door...good grief!

Posted at 7:51PM on May 18th 2007 by Prince Romanoff

9. Such negativity!

Posted at 7:52PM on May 18th 2007 by Rebecca

10.
That was such a lovely and accurate article....
It pretty much sums up how interested we are with her and her brood.
Whenever I see her, I get a queasy feeling in the pit of my stomach
She looks weird and unnatural....like 2 BB's glued to a toothpick...and with a greasy face.
Even more strange is that she apparently thinks that she is the hottest chick ever.
Hows about your writers and photogs waste their time on someone (anyone!) else...PLEASE!!!

Posted at 7:55PM on May 18th 2007 by Auntie Em

11. Another cosmetically put together train wreck, what a mess!

Posted at 8:00PM on May 18th 2007 by Spear Chucker Jones

12. Skelator-this is one scary stuck up nobody.Go back to England Loser!

Posted at 8:02PM on May 18th 2007 by cant stand the freaks

13. What a has never been!

Posted at 8:03PM on May 18th 2007 by cant stand the freaks

14. Has anyone actually seen this chick smile? I have never seen her look anything other than the sour, dried up prune faced biyatch she is. She acts like she is doing us some grand favor by moving to the US. She better recognize whos continent she is on. This is the United States!! Not bloody broody rainy England!

Posted at 8:14PM on May 18th 2007 by Phoenix Filly

15. LOL...this is hilarious!!!! You guys are really funny and creative. Thanks for the laugh everyday.

Posted at 8:29PM on May 18th 2007 by tmzreader4ever101