Spelling it out
Candy to Joe Francis: Cry Me a River

Candy Spelling, Joe FrancisDear Joe,

As the headlines about you changed -- to scream "imprisoned" and "U.S. marshals" instead of "filmmaker" and "entrepreneur," you respond by crying, wailing and seeing yourself as a victim. Bad move. Today's headlines call you a "crybaby."

You blew it, Joe. Instead of jumping from party to party, you're being shuffled from one prison to another. And no one feels sorry for you. The flatterers and entourages have moved on. They have short attention spans. They're hanging on to someone else and will take advantage of the new "temp celebrity" as long as it lasts.

The only redeeming factor is reading that you have been calling home every day from prison. When things are looking bleak, it sounds like you've found that you can get some perspective from the reliable people at home. Maybe you're realizing these are the only people who really care about you.

Your world has changed, and you're the poster boy for what can happen when boys go wild. Your every move and every emotion are still being reported, but not the way you want. It's time for some dignity. At least it might prevent you from being forever defined as a crybaby.

Sincerely,

Candy Spelling



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16. Forget Candy. I'd like to know about the poll so far...just who are the 9% of the
people who feel sorry for Joe? Joe supporters, please post and tell us why.

Posted at 5:25AM on May 19th 2007 by Melissa

17. Re: Post #15
We all are the "queens of celebrity consciousness". Haven't you read through the many blogs?. Every person who enters could be fixing something in their own lives rather then here typing out our very best wisdoms lmao. People who live in glass houses should put a for sale sign in the front yard.They made a horrible real estate choice.

Posted at 6:07AM on May 19th 2007 by Home4SaleByOwner

18. It is funny how people tell about him crying every day and still being prepared to hand him out to dry. This man was (like Paris Hilton btw.) imprisoned by his parents at CEDU for being a teenager around 1991.

Yes - imprisoned without trial and conviction.

So I guess that he - once he got out - created a business based on him catching up for loosing his teenager year.

Taking nude pictures and enjoying them is something a teenager would do, so based on the fact that he lost some valuable years maturing, there is no surprise for him running this kind of business.

And about Candy Spelling suddenly being the moralizer number one (If it is her), it is so double-standard as it can be. According to various souces it was her son, who got Hilton sent to CEDU.

BTW. CEDU - the prison prison for teens closed in 2005, but they have recently reopened. So when new victims enters the street in a few years, combined with those, Aspen Education and WWASP can produce full of anger as result of being locked up without trial and conviction, you will see people partying in a way, which would make the present generation of hard-party'ers look like the knitting club at the retirement home.

Being locked up without trial makes people bitter. They will automaticly think. "I have already been punished for things I did not commit. So lets commit them!!"

Posted at 6:19AM on May 19th 2007 by C. Overgaard

19. You know I am really starting to like Candy Spelling. She seems to be right one with her last three celebrity letters made public. Hope all three listen to her she is handing out some good advice.

Posted at 6:21AM on May 19th 2007 by Just Me

20. Sounds like Candy needs something better to do to pass the time since she lost her husband... I'm not saying she's not right, because her letters are totally true.. BUT can that loser Joe Francis even read TMZ in prison?? sounds like becoming a grandma threw her straight into mid life crisis mode and now she's becoming an attention whore to make herself feel better...

Posted at 7:42AM on May 19th 2007 by pookiebear

21. Is she really writing these letters or is this some kind of TMZ thing? I find it highly unusual this woman has nothing better to do with herself then write public letters. I think it is a sham.

Posted at 7:56AM on May 19th 2007 by Lori

22. CANDY SPELLING ROCKS!!!! WE WANT MORE CANDY!!! SHE IS AWESOME, WHO ELSE HAS THE BACKBONE AND MONEY TO STAND UP TO THE HILTON'S.....YOU GO CANDY!!!

Posted at 8:16AM on May 19th 2007 by PAMELA TURNER

23. I can't wait for her letter to Britney. It might take a few days to get that one together!!!!

Posted at 8:25AM on May 19th 2007 by Tasha

24. I love these letters from Candy Spelling. I think they're absolutely hilarious.

Posted at 8:44AM on May 19th 2007 by John

25. candy is a KOOK!!! and joey is a faf-perv--hope he spends more time in yhe pokey!

Posted at 8:53AM on May 19th 2007 by sambo

26. I have no real sympathy for Joe Francis, but to have to listen to advice from a crazy bitch like Candy Spelling amounts to cruel and unusual punishment. Seriously, get your own life and family in order before you start giving out the free advice. Your husband is dead and now nobody cares. You are not a celebrity, never have been and never will. Stop trying to keep your name in the papers and enjoy all of the money that you never worked a day for.

Posted at 8:54AM on May 19th 2007 by David

27. I love the letters! Candy is Hollywood's powerhouse wife, widow, mother and now grandmother. Well done! I think Candy and Liz Taylor should have their own site on TMZ, join forces start a magazine it's a winner!

Posted at 8:55AM on May 19th 2007 by Keep the letters coming!

28. To Candy - YOU ARE WRONG - NO ONE THINKS CRYBABY when they think of Joe Francis.

They may think RAPIST or.Child Molester or very young girl porn,
They may think of young girls exposing themselves for their first alcohol high,
They may think of all the young girls who were taken advantage to wake up with life-time scars.
They may think of tax evasion so that the poor pay more to meet void.
They may think of all the horrific damage to so may underaged, young girls and their loving families who have to life with the effects.

Candy, Joe had given a LIFETIME of damage to so many - call it what it is.

Posted at 8:57AM on May 19th 2007 by Anna

29. Thank you Candy for helping me straighten out these young kids.

Posted at 9:01AM on May 19th 2007 by soph

30. tmz??? why are you posting this woman's letters? who the hell cares what she thinks? her high and mighty attitude, considering who she is, while not surprising, makes me pretty nauseous first thing in the morning

Posted at 9:13AM on May 19th 2007 by wtf?

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