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Shanna to Lindsay: "Penis Posse" Going Down!

5/29/2007 11:15 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Shanna MoaklerThat ever-ready advice bunny, Shanna Moakler, has moved on from Paris Hilton to Lindsay Lohan. La Lohan is no doubt thanking Shanna Moakler for the helpful advice she dispenses this morning on her MySpace page, namely ...

When you [sic] making 8 million dollars a film ... HIRE A DRIVER!!

Other than that, Moakler mainly goes off on yet another rant against Lohan (and fellow celebutard Paris HIlton), calling them the "penis posse" and saying that she doesn't "feel bad for people who play the victim constantly and are from from it." She screeches that the posse is going "down one by one" and entering "jail or rehab." She can't resist taking another shot at mortal enemy Paris Hilton, saying, "Karma will be the day she's married and has kids and her husband goes and f**ks a 22 yr old and knocks her up." That's classy advice from the Dear Abby of the tattooed set!

Still, says Shanna, ultimately, "I don't really think anything of it." She made that clear.

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1.

ComeAgain    

Man! is everyone trying to get in a fight with Lohan? Its an everyday thing! GEEZ!

2607 days ago
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Sami    

I couldn't of said it better myself!

2605 days ago
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DANIELLE    

IM ON SHANNA`S SIDE EVEN THOUGH THEY WERENT TOGETHER PARIS WAS IN HER FACE ACTING LIKE THEY WERE FRIENDS AND THAN MESSED WITH HER HUSBAND. THATS FOUL!!!!! TOGETHER OR NOT THERE STILL MARRIED AND WE ALL KNOW HOW THAT GOES PARIS WAS WRONG

2570 days ago
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Dottie    

Damn, she spoke the truth. Who knew?!

2612 days ago
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Davie C    

That had to be the smartest, truest thing I've heard coming from a celebrity in a long time

2612 days ago
6.

Monica    

Way to go Shanna Moakler, telling it like it is.
Lindsey, Paris, Britney & Nicole are pathetic.
NO MORALS at all.
They make all that money & cannot hire a limo, give me a break.
When I have a night out with friends & we KNOW we will be drinking a few, we all chip in & hire a limo or taxi, and we are middle class workers.
Why they cannot do that is beyond me. DUH !!!!!

2612 days ago
7.

Erin    

TMZ,
Please stop furthuring that skank's 15 minutes! She obviously does think about it, it's what keeps her ugly ass in the gossip columns! You and your husband weren't together, get over it, bitch.

2612 days ago
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jiggygato    

have you seen shanna's husband?

he's this skinny tattooed and really ugly freak. Who in thei rright mind would sleep with something like that?
Who is she to talk? she's got some self esteem problems of her own.

Who is she to cast stones?

2612 days ago
9.

ie    

tmz has twisted the words to fit the story, but at least you guys actually linked it to the real blog. shanna's the only one who has any sense.

2612 days ago
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jiggygato    

Shanna is just jealous because she has to sleep with some ugly and skinny tattooed freak called her husband.
Who is shanna and what has she ever done? Won Miss usa and then posed for Playboy?
Wow! Now thats something to be proud about. What an accomplishment to pose nude.

2612 days ago
11.

Esq    

I'm SO, SO Team Shanna now!!

2612 days ago
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Team Jon    

I think travis is very cute. I’m glad that they are finally showing these rich brats that they’re not special.

2612 days ago
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Elsie    

When you [sic] name pops up allover the internet, learn how to spell!!

2612 days ago
14.

VelvetZen    

Shanna said it RIGHT!
Paris atleast has parents who aren't f***ed up like Lindsey's...Lindsey doesn't stand a chance in or out of rehab!

2612 days ago
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Alicia    

When a celebrity buys a luxury $100,000. + vehicle, they want to be seen and envied. No common cabs or limo to drive them. They wouldn't be recognized that way. That's why they hire a bodyguard/valet. The bodyguard's job is to keep her well hyderated and obtain the snacks!

2612 days ago
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