Shanna to Lindsay: "Penis Posse" Going Down!

Posted May 29th 2007 10:15AM by TMZ Staff

That ever-ready advice bunny, Shanna Moakler, has moved on from Paris Hilton to Lindsay Lohan. La Lohan is no doubt thanking Shanna Moakler for the helpful advice she dispenses this morning on her MySpace page, namely ...

When you [sic] making 8 million dollars a film ... HIRE A DRIVER!!

Other than that, Moakler mainly goes off on yet another rant against Lohan (and fellow celebutard Paris HIlton), calling them the "penis posse" and saying that she doesn't "feel bad for people who play the victim constantly and are from from it." She screeches that the posse is going "down one by one" and entering "jail or rehab." She can't resist taking another shot at mortal enemy Paris Hilton, saying, "Karma will be the day she's married and has kids and her husband goes and f**ks a 22 yr old and knocks her up." That's classy advice from the Dear Abby of the tattooed set!

Still, says Shanna, ultimately, "I don't really think anything of it." She made that clear.

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1. That had to be the smartest, truest thing I've heard coming from a celebrity in a long time

Posted at 11:01AM on May 29th 2007 by Davie C

2. Damn, she spoke the truth. Who knew?!

Posted at 11:02AM on May 29th 2007 by be on say

3. Way to go Shanna Moakler, telling it like it is.
Lindsey, Paris, Britney & Nicole are pathetic.
NO MORALS at all.
They make all that money & cannot hire a limo, give me a break.
When I have a night out with friends & we KNOW we will be drinking a few, we all chip in & hire a limo or taxi, and we are middle class workers.
Why they cannot do that is beyond me. DUH !!!!!

Posted at 11:09AM on May 29th 2007 by Monica

4. TMZ,
Please stop furthuring that skank's 15 minutes! She obviously does think about it, it's what keeps her ugly ass in the gossip columns! You and your husband weren't together, get over it, bitch.

Posted at 11:16AM on May 29th 2007 by Erin

5. have you seen shanna's husband?

he's this skinny tattooed and really ugly freak. Who in thei rright mind would sleep with something like that?
Who is she to talk? she's got some self esteem problems of her own.

Who is she to cast stones?

Posted at 11:16AM on May 29th 2007 by jiggy gato

6. Shanna is just jealous because she has to sleep with some ugly and skinny tattooed freak called her husband.
Who is shanna and what has she ever done? Won Miss usa and then posed for Playboy?
Wow! Now thats something to be proud about. What an accomplishment to pose nude.

Posted at 11:26AM on May 29th 2007 by jiggy gato

7. I'm SO, SO Team Shanna now!!

Posted at 11:30AM on May 29th 2007 by JB

8. When you [sic] name pops up allover the internet, learn how to spell!!

Posted at 11:37AM on May 29th 2007 by Elsie

9. I think travis is very cute. I’m glad that they are finally showing these rich brats that they’re not special.

Posted at 11:40AM on May 29th 2007 by Tina

10. Shanna said it RIGHT!
Paris atleast has parents who aren't f***ed up like Lindsey's...Lindsey doesn't stand a chance in or out of rehab!

Posted at 11:41AM on May 29th 2007 by VelvetZen

11. When a celebrity buys a luxury $100,000. + vehicle, they want to be seen and envied. No common cabs or limo to drive them. They wouldn't be recognized that way. That's why they hire a bodyguard/valet. The bodyguard's job is to keep her well hyderated and obtain the snacks!

Posted at 11:46AM on May 29th 2007 by Gina, assistant to starz

12. !!Brad Pita has crazy pics of Lindsay Lohan and Lilly Allen cat-fighting over a table in a Los Angeles bar...you have to see this, it's literally unbelievable!!!

http://www.bradpita.com/

Posted at 12:16PM on May 29th 2007 by Brad Stein

13. Shanna, you Go Girl. Call it like we All see it........... I blame Hollywood for hiring Drunks and Coke Heads. These people are nothing like the Hollywood Stars of the Old. Those people had Class, and kept their lives private. Now these Girls are Out of Control. And the Foolish fans pays for it.

Posted at 12:25PM on May 29th 2007 by Toni

14. don't worry Shana, they will absolutely go down and we are laughing every one of us as they do....we are all sick of those infested skanks.......

Posted at 12:34PM on May 29th 2007 by cali girl

15. i think she is sooo true about these skank whores! at least some people arent afraid to call these people out on their actions. give shana some credit, at least she speaks the truth!

Posted at 12:43PM on May 29th 2007 by kiki

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