Manson to Lohan -- Sucks to be a Firecrotch!

Posted May 30th 2007 3:40PM by TMZ Staff

Marilyn Manson says he's seen Lindsay Lohan naked -- but didn't get a glimpse of her now infamous undercarriage.

In a video over on AOL's Popeater blog, the goth rocker broke into a bizarre rant about LiLo's "firecrotch," saying, "How much would it suck that forever you're going to be 'firecrotch,' you're gonna have to shave or just roll with it ... that's why she went blonde, sleight of hand." Clearly he's put a lot of thought into this one.

Marilyn also says Linds had "an obsession with changing her clothes" in front of him -- adding fuel to the rumors that ex-wife Dita Von Teese broke off their marriage due to Lindsay's incessant calls to Manson to "hang out." Didn't they realize it was Marilyn Manson they were fighting for?

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16. She BEGGED him to hang out like ALL the girls do???

Marilyn, get over yourself!

Well, maybe she did beg....wtf?

Posted at 4:25PM on May 30th 2007 by Barf

17. Leave the girl alone? She is a freaking whore that seeks attention like a snake seeks a warm rock. And Lindsay (and all her skanky pals) shave their crotches so crabs can't find a nice nest to snuggle in. How bad is it when Marilyn Manson doesn't want his name attached to you. Doesn't get worse than that, Lindsay, can't even get a rise OR an acknowledgement from Marilyn Manson, geesh, who WOULDN'T he do but he doesn't want anyone to think he did Miss Firecrotch? Funniest damned thing I have heard in ages, Marilyn Manson disassociating himself from the Firecrotch because it may damage his reputation! Well, he's right, Firecrotch WOULD damage his reputation!

Posted at 4:26PM on May 30th 2007 by Jamie Lynn

18. HE'S ONLY SAYING THIS BECAUSE HE WANTS SOME ATTENTION. DOESN'T HE HAVE AN ALBUM COMING OUT SOON???? JUST LIKE ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!! $$$$$$$ IS BEHIND IT ALL!!!!!
GO CRAWL UNDER THE ROCK YOU CAME OUT OF YOU TALENTLESS LOSER!!!!!!

Posted at 4:30PM on May 30th 2007 by DS

19. Manson omg never thought women would beg wtf if i seen him in public i run that dude is creepy.

Posted at 4:31PM on May 30th 2007 by Dawn

20. Probably almost as much as it sucks to be a Manson.

Posted at 4:32PM on May 30th 2007 by Freakshow Fan

21. thank you to all the scum buckets in hollywood for making it a lot tougher to raise our children..............

Posted at 4:34PM on May 30th 2007 by 10 feet tall

22. He is an old worn out geezer. Why would a 20 year old girl want anything to do with him? I find that very doubtful.

Posted at 4:34PM on May 30th 2007 by Son of California Dreamer rides agaain...

23. #22 you are so right. You took the words right out of my mouth. Where are their parents though? That is what I would like to know.

Posted at 4:43PM on May 30th 2007 by ally

24. YES leave the girl alone. she has some serious issues and im not gonna judge her for the things shes done. shes far from perfect and MM is an idiot ! he must have an album coming out because if he didnt he wouldnt have made this stupid video. and now he has to pick on LL. GMAFB!
the girl is easy to pick on right now and he has to go right for it. LOSER!

Posted at 4:43PM on May 30th 2007 by sassy

25. Brian Take your F##@in food drive elsewhere!

Posted at 4:45PM on May 30th 2007 by Dude

26. WHO, BESIDES GOD, CARES ABOUT MARALYN MANSON OR LYNSAY LOHAN?

Posted at 4:47PM on May 30th 2007 by MARSPYYKKA

27. What a joke. Not much to say in the way of music, so he just rides his little controversies all the way to the bank. Havent heard anything decent out of him since Beautiful People. Unless you like broadway or overproduced showtunes. Is business really so bad now that he has taken to tearing down young girls when they are the most vulnerable, in some pathetic attempt for publicity? Tacky and transparent. Just like his music. Go figure.

Posted at 4:53PM on May 30th 2007 by Notta Fan.

28. HAHAHAHAHAHA! I love the appeal Marylin attracts, young pubescent startlets waiting to gravel at his cloak of death! To quench a thirst for the death shrowed veiled over young hollywood you guys need to check out this site , www.hollywoodzombies.com. I work with the company and their pictures are all over our office, if you havent seen the site, i advise you to check it out NOW! Lets just thank god we dont know the color of Evan Rachel Woods crotch, although that information might be fast approaching is Manson doesnt keep his mouth shut!

Posted at 4:54PM on May 30th 2007 by Donna

29. Pardon me, but why hasn't anyone ever mentioned that "firecrotch" has got to be one of the most awkward and lamest put downs ever. I bet that tortured bit of spite really got the tears flowing when first used! Oh, Lindsay was probably drunk the first time she heard it, so she might well have had a fit.

Posted at 4:57PM on May 30th 2007 by R.Zimmerman

30. He gets my vote for MOST UNATTRACTIVE MALE. Why Dita married this guy is a mystery to me. Divorcing him - on the other hand - that made TOTAL sense.

Posted at 4:57PM on May 30th 2007 by Victoria

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