Manson to Lohan -- Sucks to be a Firecrotch!

Marilyn Manson says he's seen Lindsay Lohan naked -- but didn't get a glimpse of her now infamous undercarriage.


In a video over on AOL's Popeater blog, the goth rocker broke into a bizarre rant about LiLo's "firecrotch," saying, "How much would it suck that forever you're going to be 'firecrotch,' you're gonna have to shave or just roll with it ... that's why she went blonde, sleight of hand." Clearly he's put a lot of thought into this one.

Marilyn also says Linds had "an obsession with changing her clothes" in front of him -- adding fuel to the rumors that ex-wife Dita Von Teese broke off their marriage due to Lindsay's incessant calls to Manson to "hang out." Didn't they realize it was Marilyn Manson they were fighting for?

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31. that guy who hangs out with Paris Hilton is the one who started this Fire Crotch thing and everyone is riding with it!

it needs to end BECAUSE ITS OLD!

i do like MM music but i didnt think he would have to go this far to get attention!!!

Posted at 4:59PM on May 30th 2007 by sassy

32. LL has an addiction. i dont think she thinks its cool. its something that she cant control.
i dont feel sorry for her but im just tired of the name calling.

Posted at 5:06PM on May 30th 2007 by sassy

33. does anyone blame her Mom for her problems??? was her mom trying to be her friend or a mom??

just wondering .......

Posted at 5:55PM on May 30th 2007 by sassy

34. Thank you... The firecrotch thing is so old! Listen I agree that she has brought this upon herself but jesus! She has no dirrection, no parents to teach her morals and values. She obviously HAS NO SELF ESTEEM AND DOES NOT CARE WHAT HAPPENS TO HER!!! That is the saddest thing. This generation knows the effects of cocaine like no other generation. If you are in your 20's or younger using these drugs you obviously dont care about yourself. It is no longer used as a creative outlet. everyone knows drugs are bad. That is why this is soooooo sad. She and people like her need serious help. The sad fact, only a few catch on.

Posted at 5:37PM on May 30th 2007 by ally

35. isn't he too old - not only he is pickin on a 20 year old - he's screwing a 19 year old! I don't think he grasps the concept of age-appropriateness...

Posted at 5:14PM on May 30th 2007 by BunnyWabbit

36. damn he's so stoned .....

Posted at 5:23PM on May 30th 2007 by tami

37. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH manson funny crazy

Posted at 5:20PM on May 30th 2007 by jessica

38. MM has a mentality of a child. thats why he cant find a woman his own age!

Posted at 5:21PM on May 30th 2007 by sassy

39. I'm only slightly amused that one of the most unattractive men around has any room to make fun of . . . anyone.

Posted at 5:36PM on May 30th 2007 by Anony

40. Doesn't he have his own little teeny bopper girlfriend to worry about? He has no room to talk about Lilo (although she is a dumbass) cuz he is the sick freak who's screwing a 19 year old baby who is apparently so mentally challenged that she finds him inticing????

Posted at 5:38PM on May 30th 2007 by laughing at you

41. Oh, for God's sake. Take a look at the has-been Marilyn Manson, if you want to make fun of somebody. He's so freakishly ugly that it's not funny, and he's completely untalented on top of it. So who cares what he thinks. He's not even a big enough celebrity to make it onto the D-List.

Posted at 5:54PM on May 30th 2007 by Puh-lease

42. Welcome back laughing at you. Where have you been?

Posted at 5:43PM on May 30th 2007 by ally

43. Well, I hate to break it to you guys, but there IS something very sexy about him. I had many twisted little fantasies about him when I was 19 or so. It's like fantasizing about a vampire coming into your room at night and having his way with you. (Just me??)

But this video has me confused....it reminds me of stand up comedy or something. I dont get it.

Posted at 5:48PM on May 30th 2007 by Lysa

44. hey it's the older brother from "MR. BELVADERE"haha.......that old t.v.,,i swear....THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE, THE BEATIFUL PEOPLE,,,,,,,god that dude is soooooooo loooooped

Posted at 5:52PM on May 30th 2007 by costaMesaboy

45. why pick on a female?? is he that weak? lets see him make fun of a man.

and the man isent funny at all. wheres the humor?? is it coming out of his ass because the man is nothing but old hat these days!

Posted at 5:55PM on May 30th 2007 by sassy

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