Manson to Lohan -- Sucks to be a Firecrotch!

Posted May 30th 2007 3:40PM by TMZ Staff

Marilyn Manson says he's seen Lindsay Lohan naked -- but didn't get a glimpse of her now infamous undercarriage.

In a video over on AOL's Popeater blog, the goth rocker broke into a bizarre rant about LiLo's "firecrotch," saying, "How much would it suck that forever you're going to be 'firecrotch,' you're gonna have to shave or just roll with it ... that's why she went blonde, sleight of hand." Clearly he's put a lot of thought into this one.

Marilyn also says Linds had "an obsession with changing her clothes" in front of him -- adding fuel to the rumors that ex-wife Dita Von Teese broke off their marriage due to Lindsay's incessant calls to Manson to "hang out." Didn't they realize it was Marilyn Manson they were fighting for?

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46. i'd rather be a freak than dumb mall shoppers like you.

aren't you all supposed to be at a tanning salon?

goth rules.

Posted at 5:57PM on May 30th 2007 by WeAllWillRise

47. Don't you just hate people that ride on the coattails of others for celebrity, because without it they would be nothing. Marilyn your time in the spotlight is up. What else can you do to earn a living? Maybe Jack-In-The-Box can use another clown!

Posted at 5:57PM on May 30th 2007 by RAE

48. SUCKS TO BE MARILYN (WHOSE FACE HAPPENS TO LOOK LIKE A CROTCH) MANSON!

Posted at 6:17PM on May 30th 2007 by RAE

49. i wish i was mm, he gets all the girls

Posted at 6:59PM on May 30th 2007 by jim

50. I don't believe anything MM says about Lindsey. Let the girl go to rehab in piece. Everyone makes mistakes. Just looking at MM makes me want to go to rehab. Ugh. That's his thing and the Goths love him ...give me George Clooney or Richard Dean Anderson. YUM!

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Posted at 7:23PM on May 30th 2007 by jProud American Author

51. discusting.

Posted at 7:26PM on May 30th 2007 by just asking

52. WHATS A FIRE CROTCH?

Posted at 7:30PM on May 30th 2007 by christine

53. Is this for real? If she chased a married guy then he has a right to dog her. If this is a lie then she should sue this freak of nature. Linds has serious issues right now and doesn't need this crap.

Posted at 7:34PM on May 30th 2007 by Pammy

54. Lindsay gets crap because she asks for it with her skanky low-life behavior that she flaunts for attention. SHE'S disgusting, she's nothing more than an alchoholic cokehead with too much money and no class whatsoever.

Posted at 8:16PM on May 30th 2007 by Justin

55. Please the only reason he gets any play is that he must be packin' and you know all sluts love a biggun

Posted at 8:20PM on May 30th 2007 by richard

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Posted at 8:29PM on May 30th 2007 by beanso

57. MM making fun of a 20 year old? This dude is nearly 40 and still wears eye liner, makeup and all black clothing. Who's the real loser here?

Posted at 8:29PM on May 30th 2007 by Frybread

58. Justin

She is a very young girl that had Paris and greasy bear trash talking her in public. That would drive anyone to drink. She is a talented girl that has seriously lost her way. I am sure it's easy to do with the fame and money involved.

Cut her some slack.

Posted at 8:30PM on May 30th 2007 by Pammy

59. Sigh. Marilyn Manson plays the publicity game one more time; we all know that he's very adept at doing so. The whole video comes off as him taking the piss about the situation - I doubt he's had anything to do with Lindsay, ever. It also comes off as a pathetic attempt to get media attention to hasten the (poor) sales of his current album by latching onto someone else's notoriety.

Mr. Warner has come off a little desperate lately; first the unnecessarily "scandalous" Heart Shaped Glasses video with his current PR-stunt of a girlfriend, now this...I remember when his music satirized the very type of person that he seems to have become. Could this all be part of his performance-art lifestyle? If so, nobody else is in on the joke anymore, Brian.

Posted at 8:43PM on May 30th 2007 by VM

60. Come on, "very talented?" Who pays to see Lindsay, no one, she is the kiss of death to any movie. Her problem is that she has been cut way too much slack already, she thinks she is above the law and there is not one redeeming quality about her anymore. Blaming Lindsay's problems on others just shows why crap like Lindsay will never be accountable for their bad judgement, always got someone to blame but herself. Who twisted Lindsay's arm when she bared all just to get a little notoriety? Looked to me like she was all on her own enjoying every minute, no one to blame but herself. Lindsay needs a jail sentence, if that was you or me we'd already be locked up. What is so special about these creepy women that they are allowed to break the law and get away with it? Even Paris got away with far less than you and me would get. Give me a break, cut some slack? Already WAY too much slack being cut for these self-absorbed loonies and that is why they will all be used-up, STD-infected has-been drunks by the time they are all 30 with all their looks long gone. Hell, most of them are already there before they are out of their twenties!

Posted at 8:54PM on May 30th 2007 by josie

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