Manson to Lohan -- Sucks to be a Firecrotch!

Marilyn Manson says he's seen Lindsay Lohan naked -- but didn't get a glimpse of her now infamous undercarriage.


In a video over on AOL's Popeater blog, the goth rocker broke into a bizarre rant about LiLo's "firecrotch," saying, "How much would it suck that forever you're going to be 'firecrotch,' you're gonna have to shave or just roll with it ... that's why she went blonde, sleight of hand." Clearly he's put a lot of thought into this one.

Marilyn also says Linds had "an obsession with changing her clothes" in front of him -- adding fuel to the rumors that ex-wife Dita Von Teese broke off their marriage due to Lindsay's incessant calls to Manson to "hang out." Didn't they realize it was Marilyn Manson they were fighting for?

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61. Come on, "very talented?" Who pays to see Lindsay, no one, she is the kiss of death to any movie. Her problem is that she has been cut way too much slack already, she thinks she is above the law and there is not one redeeming quality about her anymore. Blaming Lindsay's problems on others just shows why crap like Lindsay will never be accountable for their bad judgement, always got someone to blame but herself. Who twisted Lindsay's arm when she bared all just to get a little notoriety? Looked to me like she was all on her own enjoying every minute, no one to blame but herself. Lindsay needs a jail sentence, if that was you or me we'd already be locked up. What is so special about these creepy women that they are allowed to break the law and get away with it? Even Paris got away with far less than you and me would get. Give me a break, cut some slack? Already WAY too much slack being cut for these self-absorbed loonies and that is why they will all be used-up, STD-infected has-been drunks by the time they are all 30 with all their looks long gone. Hell, most of them are already there before they are out of their twenties!

Posted at 8:54PM on May 30th 2007 by josie

62. Yeah, haven't done anything worth a damn lately, Marilyn, might as well jump on someone else's name, huh?

Posted at 8:56PM on May 30th 2007 by Big

63. only6 days until Paris goes to jail,and very,very soon lindsay will be joining her,all of Hydes will be locked up,these places need to lose there liquor license if they continue to serve booze to minors

Posted at 9:10PM on May 30th 2007 by #696969

64. MANSON IS BI-SEXUAL,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,THATS GROSS...PERIOD

Posted at 9:13PM on May 30th 2007 by costaMesaboy

65. maybe firecrotch really means how many different guys she slept with

Posted at 9:27PM on May 30th 2007 by jimboden

66. Who said this girl had talent???? She's a waste of space...and her so called parents... my lord no wonder she turned out the way she is........:(

Posted at 9:58PM on May 30th 2007 by Nance

67. LL is is in serious need of help, I hope someday she grows up. MM, on the otherhand, wakes up everyday and chooses to look and act as he does. SCARY!
I have true mixed emotions when I see him....one is to drop to my knees and pray for our youth and the other is to vomit! I'm sure in his world that equates to "mission accomplished".
In my world that equates to "take him out back and kick is circus-freakshow ass".

Posted at 10:13PM on May 30th 2007 by koz

68. COME ON GUYS THAT WAS F'N FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:30AM on Jun 2nd 2007 by Down with stupid people!

69. LMAO, Karen, stars want to come clean about the "rumors?" No rumors, just the truth they can't stand getting out and who would believe a bunch of over-paid/over-hyped bunch of drugged-up boozers anyway who hate that they can't hide from the truth anymore? Lindsay's boozing and drugging and whoring is a "rumor?" How about Paris, is her drinking and driving and whoring and STD problems all rumors? And Pam Anderson is just the girl next door, all sex tapes of this STD infected over the hill skank are just illusions of mass hysteria? Britnry Spears is really a great mom and a great singer and all accounts of her crappy as hell lip-syncing and boozing and whoring are all RUMORS?

Get a life, Karen, the TRUTH is out about all of them and they can't take it! WE don't all have the luxury of living Fantasyland lives with press secretaries cleaning up the truth until it ain't the truth at all anymore; looks like these Hollywood skanks just can't keep their dirt under the carpets anymore. Yeah, the publicity photos and press releases just can't be passed off as reality anymore, and ain't that a cryin' shame! LMAO, Karen is one of those brain-dead suckers born every minute that Hollywood skanks depend on to make the ugly truth about them disappear.

Posted at 10:41PM on May 30th 2007 by james

70. Re Marilyn Manson: is he still here?
Yawn.

Posted at 10:41PM on May 30th 2007 by Helen

71. i had to look at the video. who knew that with all the celebrity sex tapes going around out there, that this would be thrown in as a music video? eewww.

Posted at 10:11AM on Jun 1st 2007 by mabeth

72. yes, i guess there really is someone more disgusting than that douche-bag Perez-Hilton. Ewwwww , messed up as that skank Lindsay is- even she wouldn't do him...( well maybe Dina would but then she is more of MM's age and type.

Posted at 12:45AM on May 31st 2007 by jayzeee

73. Brian Warner is a total loser pedophile and without makeup is the scarred and scared little boy he was in high school when everyone picked on him. Leave Lindsay alone you freak - don't you have another teenager to corrupt already?

Posted at 1:40AM on May 31st 2007 by einstein007

74. I LOVE THE WORLD

This is a CLASSIC EXAMPLE, of how we LOVE to bring someone down then build them back up again.

I've never seen so many LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE posts on a Lindsay Blog.

We become so involved with these celebrities. We BRING THEM DOWN but also PROTECT THEM---IT'S SICK--WE LIKE FOR THE POWER TO BE SOLELY OURS.

From all the NEGATIVE posts she's gotten before, you would think people would find this funny.

Posted at 1:10AM on May 31st 2007 by So Obvious

75. Leave the girl alone - she is the only one with talent - would you act this way to Robert Downey Jr? Give the girl a break.

Posted at 2:46AM on May 31st 2007 by einstein007

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