Manson to Lohan -- Sucks to be a Firecrotch!

Posted May 30th 2007 3:40PM by TMZ Staff

Marilyn Manson says he's seen Lindsay Lohan naked -- but didn't get a glimpse of her now infamous undercarriage.

In a video over on AOL's Popeater blog, the goth rocker broke into a bizarre rant about LiLo's "firecrotch," saying, "How much would it suck that forever you're going to be 'firecrotch,' you're gonna have to shave or just roll with it ... that's why she went blonde, sleight of hand." Clearly he's put a lot of thought into this one.

Marilyn also says Linds had "an obsession with changing her clothes" in front of him -- adding fuel to the rumors that ex-wife Dita Von Teese broke off their marriage due to Lindsay's incessant calls to Manson to "hang out." Didn't they realize it was Marilyn Manson they were fighting for?

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Lindsay Lohan

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61. Yeah, haven't done anything worth a damn lately, Marilyn, might as well jump on someone else's name, huh?

Posted at 8:56PM on May 30th 2007 by Big

62. only6 days until Paris goes to jail,and very,very soon lindsay will be joining her,all of Hydes will be locked up,these places need to lose there liquor license if they continue to serve booze to minors

Posted at 9:10PM on May 30th 2007 by #696969

63. MANSON IS BI-SEXUAL,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,THATS GROSS...PERIOD

Posted at 9:13PM on May 30th 2007 by costaMesaboy

64. maybe firecrotch really means how many different guys she slept with

Posted at 9:27PM on May 30th 2007 by jimboden

65. Who said this girl had talent???? She's a waste of space...and her so called parents... my lord no wonder she turned out the way she is........:(

Posted at 9:58PM on May 30th 2007 by Nance

66. LL is is in serious need of help, I hope someday she grows up. MM, on the otherhand, wakes up everyday and chooses to look and act as he does. SCARY!
I have true mixed emotions when I see him....one is to drop to my knees and pray for our youth and the other is to vomit! I'm sure in his world that equates to "mission accomplished".
In my world that equates to "take him out back and kick is circus-freakshow ass".

Posted at 10:13PM on May 30th 2007 by koz

67. LMAO, Karen, stars want to come clean about the "rumors?" No rumors, just the truth they can't stand getting out and who would believe a bunch of over-paid/over-hyped bunch of drugged-up boozers anyway who hate that they can't hide from the truth anymore? Lindsay's boozing and drugging and whoring is a "rumor?" How about Paris, is her drinking and driving and whoring and STD problems all rumors? And Pam Anderson is just the girl next door, all sex tapes of this STD infected over the hill skank are just illusions of mass hysteria? Britnry Spears is really a great mom and a great singer and all accounts of her crappy as hell lip-syncing and boozing and whoring are all RUMORS?

Get a life, Karen, the TRUTH is out about all of them and they can't take it! WE don't all have the luxury of living Fantasyland lives with press secretaries cleaning up the truth until it ain't the truth at all anymore; looks like these Hollywood skanks just can't keep their dirt under the carpets anymore. Yeah, the publicity photos and press releases just can't be passed off as reality anymore, and ain't that a cryin' shame! LMAO, Karen is one of those brain-dead suckers born every minute that Hollywood skanks depend on to make the ugly truth about them disappear.

Posted at 10:41PM on May 30th 2007 by james

68. Re Marilyn Manson: is he still here?
Yawn.

Posted at 10:41PM on May 30th 2007 by Helen

69. Gawd has just issued a statement... he said.

"please respect her privacy at this difficult time!"

Posted at 12:05AM on May 31st 2007 by Gawd

70. yes, i guess there really is someone more disgusting than that douche-bag Perez-Hilton. Ewwwww , messed up as that skank Lindsay is- even she wouldn't do him...( well maybe Dina would but then she is more of MM's age and type.

Posted at 12:45AM on May 31st 2007 by jayzeee

71. I LOVE THE WORLD

This is a CLASSIC EXAMPLE, of how we LOVE to bring someone down then build them back up again.

I've never seen so many LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE posts on a Lindsay Blog.

We become so involved with these celebrities. We BRING THEM DOWN but also PROTECT THEM---IT'S SICK--WE LIKE FOR THE POWER TO BE SOLELY OURS.

From all the NEGATIVE posts she's gotten before, you would think people would find this funny.

Posted at 1:10AM on May 31st 2007 by So Obvious

72. Brian Warner is a total loser pedophile and without makeup is the scarred and scared little boy he was in high school when everyone picked on him. Leave Lindsay alone you freak - don't you have another teenager to corrupt already?

Posted at 1:40AM on May 31st 2007 by einstein007

73. Leave the girl alone - she is the only one with talent - would you act this way to Robert Downey Jr? Give the girl a break.

Posted at 2:46AM on May 31st 2007 by einstein007

74. I've never been a fan of MM, but I've seen him in several interviews and I was pleasantly surprised to find him extremely articulate. It's sad to see him resort to something like this. So not funny.

Posted at 6:26AM on May 31st 2007 by Kat

75. TMZ this must be a very slow newsday. Manson the "has been" freak and a photo of Celine's poor son and a story about some jock getting on an elevator with a lady wrestler.
You must miss Paris desperately.

Posted at 6:59AM on May 31st 2007 by Startmakingsense

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