Manson to Lohan -- Sucks to be a Firecrotch!

Marilyn Manson says he's seen Lindsay Lohan naked -- but didn't get a glimpse of her now infamous undercarriage.


In a video over on AOL's Popeater blog, the goth rocker broke into a bizarre rant about LiLo's "firecrotch," saying, "How much would it suck that forever you're going to be 'firecrotch,' you're gonna have to shave or just roll with it ... that's why she went blonde, sleight of hand." Clearly he's put a lot of thought into this one.

Marilyn also says Linds had "an obsession with changing her clothes" in front of him -- adding fuel to the rumors that ex-wife Dita Von Teese broke off their marriage due to Lindsay's incessant calls to Manson to "hang out." Didn't they realize it was Marilyn Manson they were fighting for?

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106. wow he gained some weight... he also looks about 55 now. trying his hand at standup comedy now? I'd say that was a bit of a failure... I'm not a Lohan fan by any means, but that wasn't even a decent diss. a lot of people love the "firecrotch" pubes... google it, there's tons of solo amateur sites that make bankroll off just that. nice try Manson but you didn't quite get there.
he kinda looks like Michael Jackson now.... sad. =/

Posted at 3:28PM on Jun 28th 2007 by Lilith Astaroth

107. Marilyn manson is a smart man..he is just expressing his feelings towards the hoe that lindsay is. get over yourselfs people!

Posted at 8:34PM on Nov 25th 2007 by 16

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