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Will Paris Turn Perp Walk Into Catwalk?

Paris Hilton wants to strut into jail with as much primp and circumstance as she can next week -- and she'll be writing a diary inside that she hopes to hawk for "a million dollars."

Rush & Molloy report that the jailbird-to-be has ordered up stylists to show up at her Hollywood Hills home at 9:00 AM on Monday, and she's going to try to pull a Naomi Campbell when she shows up to don her orange jumpsuit -- i.e., make sure she's very photo-ready. What's more, while she's serving time, a source says that she'll be penning a diary, which "will make a more dramatic read than Martha Stewart's."

And as for the big arrival, an "insider" says she may use her new kitten as a prop, handing it over to sister Nicky, tears streaming (violins playing, flashes popping, etc.), for maximum effect.

Jacko Auction – King of Flop?


Michael JacksonThat big Michael Jackson auction in Las Vegas didn't quite live up to expectations in its first day, netting only $500,000, even though auction organizers spent $5 million buying the stuff and $2 million just transporting it. The biggest draw among the 1,100 items in the auction so far was a black coat with an "M" crest that belonged to Michael himself, which someone paid $24,000 for (minus disinfection, presumably). Richard Altomare, chief exec of the company that put together the auction, says he wasn't disappointed by the haul. So far.



Aniston Moving on with Mystery Man


Jennifer AnistonJennifer Aniston may finally have a new man in her life that isn't "Vince Vaughn." The actress, spotted solo for much of the year, dined last weekend with what People describes as "a handsome mystery man," eating at Santa Monica beachfront hotel Shutters, and holding hands at the table for three hours over a bottle of Pellegrino. Of course, as TMZ showed you earlier this week, she showed up for BFF Courteney Cox and David Arquette's Memorial Day barbecue sans man. No word on who the guy is.

Party Favors: Carmen in Wonderland in Big, Big Mall ... Myers Schwings Big MTV Movie Honor ... Ann Coulter Confused for Candace Bushnell


Carmen ElectraCarmen Electra is going to the mall for her next film, "Winter Wonderland," with Chris Kattan and Patrick Swayze -- they filmed in that gigantic West Edmonton Mall in Canada. To celebrate wrapping production, she'll be hosting a party at Touch Ultra Lounge, the latest creation of Allen Ladd of Tryst fame. ... TMZ has learned that Mike Myers will be getting the MTV Generation Award at the upcoming MTV Movie Awards, joining other leading men Tom Cruise and Jim Carrey in getting the ultimate golden popcorn bucket. ... Right-wing flamethrower Ann Coulter was soaking up the adulation of an admirer in Palm Beach, Fla., who gushed about loving her writing. Only problem, say Rush & Molloy, was when the "fan" wondered aloud, "You ARE Candace Bushnell, aren't you?"

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1. I hope they lose they key. Paris needs at least 6 months in jail to pay for all her crimes!

Posted at 8:48AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Jailbird

2. and she'll be writing a diary inside that she hopes to hawk for "a million dollars."

I hope these judges see that these Hollywood Addicts aren't learning their lessons. I say it should be a year at the least for the jail time.

Posted at 8:50AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Paris is Ugly Inside and Out

3. Paris- Don't forget to wear your Pollyanna dress & the good book of the lord !

Posted at 8:52AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Just wondering ?

4. I have a comment about Nikki Hilton she said in people that "Paris's jail sentence in absurd that it was a minor traffic violation". Are you kidding girl?? Drinking and Driving or being under the influence of any substance while your driving is WRONG!!! and deserves Jail time!! no matter who you are She is not above the law!!!!!!!

Posted at 8:55AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Brooke

5. I'm pretty sure there is absolutely NOTHING that Paris can't profit from at this point. Some of these jail chicks better start getting their shivs in order. Knock that bitch out of commission for a while.

Posted at 9:05AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Brock Landers

6. I don't believe criminals should profit for their crime. Thank God you didn't run over my child. I have two little girls and a son. How dare you!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 9:18AM on Jun 1st 2007 by MomLA

7. Paris, go to hell. I hope no one publishes your stupid book, and people protest the company who might consider it, you slut.

Posted at 9:24AM on Jun 1st 2007 by C. Arango

8. Unlike Ann Coulter, Candace Bushnell has a heart and soul. Ann's is just a BLACK HOLE.

Posted at 9:26AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Bill O'Reilly

9. Go Jennifer! Screw Brad Pitt and the pig he's with. Be happy!

Posted at 9:26AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Jodie

10. So Paris ( I don't want any special treatment) wants a catwalk. LAPD should show up and hope she has her extensions still in so they can remove them. She should do min 6 months.

Posted at 9:31AM on Jun 1st 2007 by no more celeb moms

11. She can't just go in without the fanfare she has to make a show out of it ...pathetic!!
I hope they beat her down and if I worked their I would take pictures and sell them to the tabloids and wouldn't even worry about getting fired cause that payday would be worth it!!

Posted at 10:07AM on Jun 1st 2007 by DEE RAY

12. Paris is such a waste I can't even describe her. But money always goes to money
so I'm sure some brainless twits will buy whatever she's selling.

Jennifer, find someone who's REAL. Brad is a freak-lover and Angie is the
untimate freak.

Electra is whacked.

Posted at 9:37AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Prnzez

13. Put her ass in jail & forget about her. Nobody cares anymore. She is soooooo played out it's ridiculous. I wouldn't read her diary from jail if it was free. She acts like she's about to die or something & it's the end of the world. This won't be the only time she goes to jail so she might as well get used to it. Big Bertha will welcome her with open arms......

Posted at 9:40AM on Jun 1st 2007 by penny

14. Candace Bushnell is a ho too. she has heart and soul, ya right, try working with her!

Posted at 10:02AM on Jun 1st 2007 by ROLO

15. It's great to hear of Jennifer with a guy other than Vince Vaughn. Good for you, Jen. I was afraid you were going to take back the bum. You go, girl. Now, just let us know who he is.

Posted at 9:45AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Margaret

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