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Paris Didn't Have to Spread 'Em

6/6/2007 9:14 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Paris Hilton might not be adjusting to her new gray-barred home so well, but at least she didn't have to go through the cavity search when she got there.

A maintenance guy tells the New York Post that Paris was spared the humiliating probe -- "She didn't have to spread 'em," -- and sources tell the Post that the booking area was cleared when Paris checked in, which didn't endear Hilton to her fellow inmates. Still, yesterday, lest you think that she's getting special treatment, deputies rejected a couple deliveries for Paris, including a dozen roses and a fruit basket.

Also, out of left field (literally), a group of Idahoans (or are they?) have filed a petition with Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger at CageHIlton.com, asking for the "eternal incarceration" of Paris. The petition claims to be the view of the "Idaho potato."

Meanwhile, her little brother Barron isn't having such a good time of it either, as Page Six reports, getting mugged outside a New York club at knifepoint -- until security guards scuttled the muggers. No one was hurt.

Jess and John -- Definitely Over, Probably


Jessica Simpson and John Mayer's on-off-on-off-whatever-again relationship is definitely over this time.

"It has been rocky and it had been rocky, and it reached the end of the road," says a source close to Mayer according to People. "It is definitely over -- the relationship has ended." Of course, then there's Jess' side, which says that they're done, but that they could always get back together. "This is the twelfth time they've broken up ... Who knows what the future will bring." We know.

K-Fed Too Busy to Take Actual Movie Role?


Kevin Federline -- remember him? -- isn't going to be in a movie with Keanu Reeves and Forest Whitaker, and hilariously enough, it's because he has "availability" issues. What, working too hard?

Federline, according to one report, was slated to appear in "Night Watch" with actual stars Reeves and Whitaker, but Usmagazine.com clears it up. "This is not true," according to a Fox Searchlight rep. "Kevin Federline was not cast." The rep says that the Federleezy was being considered for "a minor role," but he didn't get the part "due to his availability and our shooting schedule." Contain that snickering.

Oprah's Lady Parts Wear Red Leather Boots?


Sometimes, media oracle though she is, we have no idea what Oprah is talking about. When asked by nymag.com about how much of Ralph Lauren's stuff she's got in her closet, she just went, uh, there: "I can never let anything go. I still have a pair of red patent-leather boots. Years ago, I watched the 'Vagina Monologues' and they said, 'What is your vagina wearing?' It's wearing Ralph Lauren red patent-leather boots." Maybe because they don't fit on her six-toed foot?

Party Favors: Dina Lohan -- Not Really a Former Rockette ... Cuba Gooding Saves Young Man's Life ... Taylor Hicks -- The Other Man


Dina Lohan always seems to be described as a former Rockette, but Page Six looked into it, and it just doesn't check out. They couldn't find any record of her having kicked up her heels at Radio City. ... Cuba Gooding, Jr. was waiting outside the famous Roscoe's House of Chicken 'n Waffles in L.A., when he saw a 20-year-old man bleeding after four gunshots, reports Gatecrasher. Cuba stopped the blood and called cops, and is credited with saving the young man's life. ... TMZ recently told you that Taylor Hicks has been cavorting with Milwaukee TV anchor Caroline Lyders. Now, Star (via MSNBC) says that Lyders' longtime boyfriend isn't so happy about it. Soul Patrol indeed.

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46.

Captain Clutch    

She has already done more spreading than a 60 year old.

2633 days ago
47.

Puh-lease    

Of course Paris is getting special treatment. This is nowhere near as traumatic for her as she claims, and you should stop giving her publicity for her whining. Next, she'll be complaining that there's doo-doo on the walls, LOL.

Something is very wrong with the system when a judge specifically disallows things like "pay jail" for a specific defendant, but celebrity defendants end up getting the equivalent anyway.

She should be placed in segregation for her own safety, but she needs a taste of real jail if it's going to act as a deterrant against future bad behavior. So they should have put her through the same routine as anyone else, especially since she's just as likely, if not more likely, to have snuck in drugs or other disallowed items.

2633 days ago
48.

Lori    

I think all and all this is the best thing for her as long as she is not in danger. She doesn't appear to be so at all. She needs to learn a lesson. I agree what she did was not at all as bad as some people out walking the streets. That is irrelevant. She could have hurt others and herself. A lesson needs to be learned. She will think twice about her actions next time and not be so sure of herself simply because she is Paris Hilton. Now on another note didn't Ike Turner spend a night in jail, and he also said it was cold remember that??

2633 days ago
49.

adria    

Why is it no one comments about what Oprah said about white people working for her now. If that comment was made by a white person about black people the NAACP would have been alerted and that person would be crucified in the press for being a raciest. Why is it that Oprah can get away with everything.

2633 days ago
50.

duke    

# 43, sorry about your own incarceration, having to go through a cavity search must have been pretty awful. But Paris has exposed her crotch and nakedness so many times and made so many sex tapes, a cavity search for her would not be anywhere near as humiliting as it would be for the average person who is not in the habit of exposing her genitals to mass media. This is a girl who doesn't wear panties, wears skirts so short, her naked crotch is exposed half the time anyway. Do I feel sorry for the trashy slut? Hell no!! And who said Paris is intelligent, I guess she has her slave-bloggers doing damage control because the truth is too hard for the slut to take. Paris is a stupid, uneducated slut who can't even figure out how to get a pair of panties on to keep from spreading her herpes all over car seats

2633 days ago
51.

hillary    

OPRAH does NOT have 6 toes! She had dr. oz on her show and they were talking about feet and he rubbed her feet... live on tv there was no 6th toe!!!

2633 days ago
52.

catheadmoon    

why is the ac/dc song have a drink on med not labeled explicit...

2633 days ago
53.

duke    

# 43, sorry about your own incarceration, having to go through a
cavity search must have been pretty awful. But Paris has exposed her
crotch and nakedness so many times and made so many sex tapes, a
cavity search for her would not be anywhere near as humiliting as it
would be for the average person who is not in the habit of exposing
her genitals to mass media. This is a girl who doesn't wear panties,
wears skirts so short, her naked crotch is exposed half the time
anyway. Do I feel sorry for the trashy slut? Hell no!! And who said
Paris is intelligent, I guess she has her slave-bloggers doing damage
control because the truth is too hard for the slut to take. Paris is
a stupid, uneducated slut who can't even figure out how to get a pair
of panties on to keep from spreading her herpes all over car seats

2633 days ago
54.

WHAT IS THE RUSH    

SO WHEN DOES PARIS WHIP HER BUTT? WE SEEM TO GET A BLOW, BY BLOW ON HER EVERY MOVE. THE ONE THING I WAS HAPPY ABOUT HER GOING TO JAIL WAS, WE WOULD MAYBE NOT HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT HER FOR AWHILE THAT WOULD MAKE ME VERY HAPPY, BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TMZ KEEPS REMINDING US OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. THE OTHER THING ABOUT HER GOING AWAY, PEOPLE WILL REALIZE SHE IS CLASS-LESS, TACT-LESS AND DISRESPECTFUL, AND NEEDS TO HUMBLE OUT.

2633 days ago
55.

WHAT IS THE RUSH    

DUI TO NO. 55
LICENSE VIOLATION TWICE AND BROKE PROBATION, TUFF NOOKIES, ANYWAY YOU SLICE IT, SHE BROKE THE LAW MORE THEN ONCE.

SO GET OFF YOU DIRTY MOUTH HIGH HORSE RIGHTOUS ACT.
NUMBER 55, 55, 55, 55, YOU MUST REALLY HAVE BRAINS IF YOUR DEFENDING A NO TALENT, NOT A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA CARRYING PRADA PHONEY QUEEN.

2633 days ago
56.

Stacey    

Cuba Gooding Jr saves someones life and you waste space on Kfed, Oprah's Vajayjay and Paris? Come on -- don;t you think saving a life is worth more then 2 lines? CHRIST ON A CRUTCH you TMZ'rs make me mad!

2633 days ago
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