Granny Spears

Britney, cut off the money to your mother and then if she still wants to reconcile with you, you'll know for sure its you and not the money she loves. I wonder how much she has taken you for that you can't get back? Well, don't give her anymore. If she truly loves you and wants to be close to you again, she won't care about losing the money. If she cares about the money, well, then you've learned a valuable lesson and you can get on with your life. Oh yes, ditch the cousin. She's only in it for your money too. Or better yet, pay her a regular baby sitter wage and don't take her on lovely trips, and see how long she is loyal to you.

MESSAGE FOR BRITNEY -- Britney, your mother wants to be young and hot like you were but she's getting old and it is really beginning to show a lot. She wanted a career singing like you had, but she didn't have the talent . She wanted to be rich and she got rich with your money. She wanted to ditch her blue collar Louisiana husband and find a young man to screw (much like Demi Moore except your mother isn't as good looking or young or talented). Well, she is most likely screwing your ex-husband now and it's to his advantage to have her in his bed because having her on his side keeps him in line for your money. Get wise, sweetheart, dump them all (yes, even the cousin), and go somewhere and get it together. If you would do that, you could come back better than ever.

right on, no. 18. And with your mama, KFed can stop procreating for a while since she's too old to have any more children (thank God! She's a lousy mother.)

Brittany don't retire, just go away into obscurity.

I've heard from more than one source, in fact from an amazing number of places and people, about Granny Spears, read that Granny Lynne Spears and K-Fed. I have to say if it's really true, it doesn't surprise me. And the old say, where there's smoke there's fire, is usually true. Lynne Spears has appeared "hot to trot" since her daughter first hit the big time. She tried to flash Marilyn Manson with her chest but he didn't seem interested. And how many others? Who knows? I hope Britney will wise up and stop letting the papparazzi drive her to act out like she does, I hope she will stop supporting her mother and father and sister and brother and cousin and Jason Alexander and God alone knows how many others who have made money off her. Then and only then will she discover who really cares for her and not her money.

"after getting her nails did yesterday"

Sigh..."done" would be correct y'all.

huh... what u mean? she is not already retired?

...."Feels Old?..... Honey, you LOOK old, and bloated and puffy, those ugly THICK ears and your parts SMELL, keep the flies away, CLOSE your legs..........

people have so much hatred to these stars. the poor girl cant even walk to her car..thats what she meant by "i feel like an old lady". she was probably taking short steps, and it was taken her forever to get to the car. imagine if u were being followed every second u walked out of the house..im sure uve all shown something u didnt mean to, or did something that can be taken wrong. i feel bad for her.

Oh please, TMZ...everyone knows it's "getting her nails dad."

MAJOR EYEROLL. Hello? English? Grammar? PROOFREADING!!!!

Dude, it's not the years, it's the miles!!!

Christine, don't you understand? Courting the paps is Brit- Brit's job now. She is no longer a sexy buble gum pop lipsinc girl. This is all she has to offer theses days, and look at us, we gobble it up still... blech!!! Belch....phew!!!! Pepcid anyone?

If she still stick around with the 2-timer irresponsible ex K-Fed, she will not only end up like a granny, she will loss all her wealth sooner than she realise. She should start afresh and beautify herself now that she still can afford it.

Britney, Give it another shot! Concentrate on her comeback with good vocals and catchy tunes with your sexyback. Leave your kids to family members, they will grow up fine. Only remember to teach them never to be 2-timer when your wife is expecting. It not only destroy families but cause anguish and pain to the woman you once loved. Teach them never to give in to weakness, greed and be an upright and responsible man.

I sincerely hope you read this and start your new life, no point looking back. You can't change the past. You can have all the men in the world once you are beautiful and rich again. Just remember not to bear anymore kids with them because the responsibility lies in you and only make you feel like a granny sooner thatn you think!