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Kelly Slater Knows Justin Timberlake's Secrets

Justin Timberlake thinks he's irresistible, and that he can surf! He's so haole he doesn't even know he's is haole!
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In an interview with The Mirror, Justin exposed his strategy for getting the women: "I defy a girl not to fall in love with me if I'm on a surfboard or snowboarding. It's my secret weapon if a girl resists me." His little secret seems to have worked pretty well for eight-time Foster's ASP World Champion Kelly Slater, who's pretty close with Justin's ex, Cameron Diaz.

Seeing as how Slater is the most dominant surfer ever in professional surfing, Timberlake should probably stick to snowboarding. Split kook!

Nobody listens to Turtle...



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1. Ouch LOL

Posted at 6:40PM on Jun 15th 2007 by SMART PEOPLE

2. CELEBS ARE WEIRD!!!

Posted at 6:40PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Jack

3. We have a long list of similar transgressions & probs with jt's lack of character. It would be really cool if media woke up to the fact he's creepy.

thanks TMZ for posting this Moment of Truth

Posted at 6:48PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Kim- L.A.

4. You can tell he is so full of himself by the way he kept grabbing his thingy when he was hosting those kids award show on Nickelodeon. What a joke.

Posted at 6:49PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Princess of Meat

5.

JUSTIN ......THIS DUDE IS HANGING WITH THE WRONG PEOPLE ........

HE'S TO MUCH LIKE A "HOMEBOY " . EWWW

THERE'S ONE MOVIE HE PLAYED IN , LAST YEAR , I DIDN'T LIKE IT

AT ALL .......REMINDS ME OF A GANGESTER MOVIE .........

VOLIENT MOVIE ..........GRADE "F-------- " ..........HATED THAT MOVIE .........

Posted at 6:49PM on Jun 15th 2007 by JUSTIN'S HANGING WITH THE WRONG PERSON (HOMEBOY )

6. " You took his stuff, you pound 'um"

Posted at 7:31PM on Jun 15th 2007 by MSiz

7. Mamas boy.

Posted at 6:52PM on Jun 15th 2007 by C Ya

8. Timberlake is such a dweeb and so vain. Him and Kanye West should be lovers

Posted at 6:54PM on Jun 15th 2007 by TBA

9. OMG I can't believe someone remembered North Shore! Turtle was cute.

Posted at 7:36PM on Jun 15th 2007 by 80sdork

10. Ya know..... Cameron seems to have a lot of class & intelligence, so.... we never understood that relationship....at all.

anyway..... we call him timberflake

Posted at 6:58PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Kim- L.A.

11. I loved the North Shore references.
Turtle...

Posted at 7:00PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Wahine

12. Yeah that is PARIS, thats wild!

Posted at 7:04PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Nicole

13. LOVE THE "NORTH SHORE" JOKES! Well done TMZ.

Posted at 7:15PM on Jun 15th 2007 by scotty

14. LOVE the North Shore reference!!!!!!

Posted at 7:24PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Bamaky

15. I don't think Justin Timberlake is attractive---not walking, not singing, not surfboarding, not snowboarding. And anyone so full of himself wouldn't attract a lot of women even if he were attractive. So..guess there's some of us out there not interested!

Posted at 7:15PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Janet

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