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You Might Want to Rethink6/15/2007 6:10 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Kelly Slater Knows Justin Timberlake's Secrets

Justin Timberlake thinks he's irresistible, and that he can surf! He's so haole he doesn't even know he's is haole!
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In an interview with The Mirror, Justin exposed his strategy for getting the women: "I defy a girl not to fall in love with me if I'm on a surfboard or snowboarding. It's my secret weapon if a girl resists me." His little secret seems to have worked pretty well for eight-time Foster's ASP World Champion Kelly Slater, who's pretty close with Justin's ex, Cameron Diaz.

Seeing as how Slater is the most dominant surfer ever in professional surfing, Timberlake should probably stick to snowboarding. Split kook!

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lucky:  1704 days ago

Ouch LOL

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IRS:  1704 days ago

CELEBS ARE WEIRD!!!

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Kim- L.A.:  1704 days ago

We have a long list of similar transgressions & probs with jt's lack of character. It would be really cool if media woke up to the fact he's creepy.

thanks TMZ for posting this Moment of Truth

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Jamie Lynn:  1704 days ago

You can tell he is so full of himself by the way he kept grabbing his thingy when he was hosting those kids award show on Nickelodeon. What a joke.

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ORPHANS IN UNITED STATES NEEDS JUST AS MUCH HELP , STARTS AT "HOME ( USA ):  1704 days ago



JUSTIN ......THIS DUDE IS HANGING WITH THE WRONG PEOPLE ........

HE'S TO MUCH LIKE A "HOMEBOY " . EWWW

THERE'S ONE MOVIE HE PLAYED IN , LAST YEAR , I DIDN'T LIKE IT

AT ALL .......REMINDS ME OF A GANGESTER MOVIE .........

VOLIENT MOVIE ..........GRADE "F-------- " ..........HATED THAT MOVIE .........

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MSiz:  1704 days ago

" You took his stuff, you pound 'um"

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C Ya:  1704 days ago

Mamas boy.

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tba:  1704 days ago

Timberlake is such a dweeb and so vain. Him and Kanye West should be lovers

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On Dad's Side:  1704 days ago

OMG I can't believe someone remembered North Shore! Turtle was cute.

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Kim- L.A.:  1704 days ago

Ya know..... Cameron seems to have a lot of class & intelligence, so.... we never understood that relationship....at all.

anyway..... we call him timberflake

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Culebra:  1704 days ago

I loved the North Shore references.
Turtle...

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Gerry:  1704 days ago

Yeah that is PARIS, thats wild!

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scotty2000:  1704 days ago

LOVE THE "NORTH SHORE" JOKES! Well done TMZ.

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Bamaky:  1704 days ago

LOVE the North Shore reference!!!!!!

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Michelle:  1704 days ago

I don't think Justin Timberlake is attractive---not walking, not singing, not surfboarding, not snowboarding. And anyone so full of himself wouldn't attract a lot of women even if he were attractive. So..guess there's some of us out there not interested!

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