Kelly Slater Knows Justin Timberlake's Secrets

6/15/2007 6:10 PM PDT
Justin Timberlake thinks he's irresistible, and that he can surf! He's so haole he doesn't even know he's is haole!

In an interview with The Mirror, Justin exposed his strategy for getting the women: "I defy a girl not to fall in love with me if I'm on a surfboard or snowboarding. It's my secret weapon if a girl resists me." His little secret seems to have worked pretty well for eight-time Foster's ASP World Champion Kelly Slater, who's pretty close with Justin's ex, Cameron Diaz.

Seeing as how Slater is the most dominant surfer ever in professional surfing, Timberlake should probably stick to snowboarding. Split kook!

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