Baby Pap Out Past Curfew

Paperboy, babysitter, junior camp counselor -- just some of the summer jobs the average 14-year-old might have. Add "paparazzi photographer" to the list. It's ingenious really -- what celeb would turn down a kid for a pic?!

TMZ has spotted teenage photog "Austin" camped out in front of celeb eatery Koi for the past few weekends. Just this past Saturday, for example, Ryan Seacrest was in his car and ready to leave -- when he spotted the intrepid junior lensmen (who doesn't work for any agency; he's just building up his portfolio). Seacrest asked the kid, "How do you get to say out this late?" and the kid gave Ryan his business card! Guess he's already learned how to network!

And it worked! Seacrest had Austin on his KIIS-FM radio show this morning. He hits up all the usual hotspots -- Area, Mr. Chow, Il Sole -- and travels from place to place on his gas-powered scooter. He told Ryan, "It's fun and you meet a lot of people, ya know." Kids today.

Last weekend, Paris lookalike Natalie Reid posed for pics with the kid and his friend and tried to hit on them, but didn't, saying, "Right now I'll go to jail. I don't want to go to jail ... it's so scary and ghetto."

David Spade had a different take on the matter, saying that being a paparazzo was like being in a gang, and he needed to "get out now." Seems like he has things under control.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird

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1. Ryan Seacrest is GAY--why won't he just admit it?

Posted at 1:55PM on Jun 18th 2007 by GAY

2. ........I THOUGHT RYAN WAS GAY????

Posted at 1:56PM on Jun 18th 2007 by costaMesaboy

3. David Spade was right. Paparazzi is like a gang- get out now, young man. LOL

Posted at 1:59PM on Jun 18th 2007 by Fake Thugs

4. He's always with chicks acting not gay--he's gotta be, doesn't he?

Posted at 1:59PM on Jun 18th 2007 by GAY

5. SEACREST,,,,probably has his semi-hot chick freinds,,so the public will tolerate his BUTTPLUGGING WAYS..............listen to how he talks, to that kid.......a real life nerd, thats crazy

Posted at 2:02PM on Jun 18th 2007 by costaMesaboy

6. I love this story and I think there is a moral that our nation's illegal immigrants can learn from this success story about networking, about Emotional I.Q., and about pulling yourself up by your bootstraps and learning English like Arnie says they should. Not that Arnie's English itself is all that good, because it really isn't. After 40 years here you would have think he would have lost that thick accent. Perhaps Maria will cite the accent in the upcoming divorce papers as another cause....oops!

Posted at 2:04PM on Jun 18th 2007 by Congresswoman Sherri Davis

7. RYAN SEACREST, RICKY MARTIN, CLAY AIKEN, THE N SYNC ONE WHOS SKINNY WITH THE BLACK HAIR AND BAD SOLO CD'S WHO YOU THINK YA KIDDING?

Posted at 2:05PM on Jun 18th 2007 by kidding

8. Cat's out of the bag, I guess. Oh well.

Posted at 2:05PM on Jun 18th 2007 by Congresswoman Sherri Davis

9. fake Paris is ugly, Ryan is gay

Posted at 2:10PM on Jun 18th 2007 by CALLMEJULS

10. Natalie Reid looks nothing like Paris Hilton. Why do the photogs take her pic? She isn't a celeb and she is fug.

Posted at 2:12PM on Jun 18th 2007 by Gia

11. THAT IS ONE UGLY ASS WOMAN AND WHY WOULD ANY ONE WANT TO BE LIKE PARIS?
SHE IS UGLY AS A DOGS BEHIND, THIS CHICK IS NASTY LOOKING FUGLY
WHAT A SKANK

Posted at 2:19PM on Jun 18th 2007 by BKD

12. She doent look like paris at all. She looks like a blonde Tracy Ullman.

Posted at 2:34PM on Jun 18th 2007 by BVS

13. yeah that bitch is uglier than Paris

Posted at 3:00PM on Jun 18th 2007 by amandaaa

14. fetal alcohol syndrome is really sad

Posted at 3:00PM on Jun 18th 2007 by amandaaa

15. That fake Paris has GOT to stop hitting the buffet. She's getting a little.. well.. portly

Posted at 6:29PM on Jun 18th 2007 by Smack Talk

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