Kiefer: Lighting Up the World

1. Awe, it was just a filament of their imagination.

Posted at 1:39PM on Jun 20th 2007 by Underwired

2. My boyfriend is in Bucharest, Romania right now!

Posted at 1:40PM on Jun 20th 2007 by Lana

3. JB is too damn cool!! You go, Jack.

Posted at 1:41PM on Jun 20th 2007 by robber

4. A bachelor party in Bucharest? Wow, most people just go to Vegas. What a catty thing to say - a puffy Sutherland crawled out of the darkness. I assume your "source" was pleased to get that light. What a gentleman Keifer was and I'm sure it is nice to hear your own language in a foreign country. Your "insider" sounds like a jerk. Someone does you a favor and is polite and you take cheap shots. I would say your snitch should just stay in Bucharest but that would be unkind to the country. Could I suggest a cruise with a slippery deck?

Posted at 1:50PM on Jun 20th 2007 by Bystander

5. Kiefer, the mysterious, talented and kick-ass Canuck with great genes.
I think Julia missed the boat completely on him. The error of youth. He seizes the day.

Posted at 1:53PM on Jun 20th 2007 by HelloThere

6. Don't bash the Keifer!!!!!!

He's hot. Paris is NOT.

Posted at 1:55PM on Jun 20th 2007 by paula

7. hmmm... you think maybe by 'familiar voices' he meant fellow English-speakers, considering they were in Romania?? nah, can't be.. too logical..

Posted at 1:56PM on Jun 20th 2007 by linds

8. This article reminds me of a recent poem I read that came from the Sedaris Atelier that is a critique of this year's prime-time television line-up, a poem called "The Werewhile Hour."

The Werewhile Hour: A Poem


In the notorious thirteenth chapter of his first book
Wayne Booth took a flying leap into ethical criticism
an arena guarded by great souls like Plato, Johnson, and Tolstoy
but primarily inhabited, fifty years ago,
by narrow moralists from the Legion of Decency.

Booth's central thrust was that, because man is a social animal,
fiction is ethically formative: that our lives are significantly enriched or impoverished,
our character strengthened or enfeebled, our values challenged or confirmed,
by the narratives that we read.

Godspeed!

Then came the Werewhile Hour. An Hour of Power!
A snearing snick of time, a dour-flower of overpowering dark Allure,
a fearful frenzy-friend unleashing unintended blends of praise and damnation
a daunting crazed perusal of phrases; tendrils greedily grasping through an editor's mazes;
reaching timelessly into the groping animality of Manhattan's midnight hazes.

It was a Craze!

The Is-Been, the Has-Been, the Wereperson, the Never-Was,
wishful night-time thinkers wearily clutching the skirt of Francine.
She sees the seed of soot that reveals their thinness; her new light shrinks them.
Mercilessly carping about the quality of the grape,
carelessly criticizing the service of those they lightly ape with Sprite
Dressed, well-smelling, telling of a stench rising from a coffin's place.
Illiterates sing the Werewhile Song tonight.

A tear. A bore. A beekeeper. An inexpensive whore who yearns for a more daring floor show.
A far-off Shore with a light that exploits the hope of Renoir.
Moray eels electronically redecorate. Then a glance from the Castle turns the Were-ones into Ghosts.
(An article in the next day's Post!)

Sex in the city, the night before, a searing numbness rinsed off by the key ingredient of a great pour.

Posted at 1:58PM on Jun 20th 2007 by Rhonda Parr

9. Your source sounds like a real jerk!!!

Posted at 2:05PM on Jun 20th 2007 by GG

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11. That was just too funny...and extremely coincidental.

Posted at 2:13PM on Jun 20th 2007 by Traycee

12. Why do you feel it necessary to insult him and call him "puffy". How wonderful it must be to be you, sitting behind a desk and computer screen, insulting and tearing down people.

Why don't you post your picture here and let us all have a go at you?

I am throughly convinced that the staffers at TMZ. com must have some huge self esteem issues since they like to ridicule and point out flaws in everyone else.

At the end of the day what's it like to feel like an incredible asshole?

Posted at 2:13PM on Jun 20th 2007 by Sher

13. I think TMZ referred to him as puffy because he was smoking (you puff on a cigarette) not actually puffy.

Posted at 2:20PM on Jun 20th 2007 by wisegirl

14. i have always liked him, hes a good guy,

Posted at 2:23PM on Jun 20th 2007 by pattie

15. he is so hot...eat him up with a biscuit

Posted at 2:37PM on Jun 20th 2007 by yum