Paris To Make a Run for the Border

1. When does this beautiful, classy woman get out?

All you haters will choke on your hate while she makes millions.

I hope she doesn't do that lame "simple life" comedy again. Same schtick over and over.

Posted at 10:42PM on Jun 25th 2007 by brianbb

2. Just watch this young woman turn her life around now. I guarantee she will clean house of negative associates !

Posted at 10:42PM on Jun 25th 2007 by yada

3. I say Paris should go to Planet Pizza in Stamford, CT and then to Planet Pizza across the street for an ice cream cone!!!

Posted at 10:48PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Andrew

4. This is really big breaking news!!!!!

Posted at 10:46PM on Jun 25th 2007 by mike

5. Wow, I'm first too. Doubly cool of me.

She takes a great photo. Don't you wish you could look as good as she does, haters?

I wasn't a fan at all until I saw all the hate. And to think this beauty having to serve time in a jail full of ghetto crack heads. For blowing a .08, which is about one glass of wine in an hour. It's a disgrace.

Go Paris! Crush the haters!

Posted at 10:45PM on Jun 25th 2007 by brianbb

6. Maybe she will choke on her Taco and let us all out of our misery. Just kidding. Wish she would just go far away somewhere and we would never hear about her again. Please.

Posted at 10:45PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Ike

7. Stop the Presses!!!!!!!

Breaking News!!!!

Paris Farted!!!!!

Posted at 10:46PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Simple 4 Life

8. Let me guess, she wants a big burrito in her mouth. Too easy.

Posted at 10:46PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Down where, down here!

9. she'll turn around when she's released
i only wish her the best

Posted at 10:46PM on Jun 25th 2007 by !?

10. So stoked for my girl...

Posted at 10:49PM on Jun 25th 2007 by freddy

11. I say Paris should go to Planet Pizza in Stamford, CT and then to Dairy Queen across the street for an ice cream cone!!!

Posted at 10:51PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Andrew

12. Exclusive

Paris to be released from jail!!!!!

Posted at 10:48PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Some Guy

13. If it were me, I'd be stopping at the nearest In-n-Out Burger.

Posted at 10:49PM on Jun 25th 2007 by bIUBULa

14. In case you haven't heard Bill Zanker President and Founder of "The Learning Annex" has offered Paris Hilton one million dollars to teach a one hour class on "Building your own Brand." They are offering Paris even more money than Donald Trump has been paid as their star instructor! The story is at TMZ.com and is titled "Professor Paris." You can also find a similar article at Thesuperficial.com. I think that this is totally ridiculous considering the fact that Paris is not only a high school dropout but also writes like a first grader! I think Bill Zanker is a complete idiot! You know the old saying "A Fool and his money will soon part!" I would like to know what Paris is qualified to teach? What has she accomplished on her own? Bill refers to Paris as a Brilliant Entrepeneur! What is so brilliant about Paris? Her lack of education? Her handwriting?Her amateur porn video? Lets not forget the fact that she was totally irresponsible and ended up in jail for violating her probation on more than one occasion! I think that everyone should email this Bill Zanker and tell him what we think of Paris Hilton teaching a class for a million dollars! Maybe if he recieves enough emails it will be like her Million Dollar interview with NBC! CANCELED! Please everyone send your emails to williamz@learningannex.com ASAP! Lets stop Paris from making a million dollars as a teacher when she herself does not have an education!

Posted at 11:25PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Andrea

15. She's trying to get Tinkerbell work as the spokesdog!

Posted at 10:50PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Tinkerbell's Agent