Matt and Ben Can't Shred the Gnar!

6/29/2007 1:54 PM PDT
Luckily for Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, they have another career to fall back on, because the surfing thing ain't gonna happen. Lame!

The vacationing buds spent time in Hawaii this week, trying to learn how ride the waves, but seemed to fail ... miserably ... several times. What a pair of kooks.

For these two, there'll be no guest starring on "John From Cincinnati."