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Jessica Lacks "Blonde Ambition"

Lovelorn pop tart Jessica Simpson has more than John Mayer to get over. It turns out her new film, "Blonde Ambition" has had its release date pushed back -- twice, reportedly because the movie is so bad.

A source told the Daily News that, "Jessica was not very focused on-set and flubbed her lines often. She always had her dog around, was on the phone with [then-] boyfriend John Mayer or was sitting in a warmed-up SUV."

The film is now set to come out the last week of August.

Carrie Underwood Named Animal-Free Hottie


Carrie Underwood was named the world's sexiest celebrity vegetarian by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA). The country crooner hasn't eaten meat since she was 13 -– more than 11 years. She was also honored for her work to help rescue stray pups and kittens.

Said Underwood, "I do it because I really love animals and it just makes me sad."

Unbelievably, zaftig "American Idol" Ruben Studdard was up for sexiest male vegetarian this year, but lost. Ruben eats only vegetables? No way!

Penelope: No Panic Attack


Earlier this week the Huffington Post reported that Penelope Cruz was on a delayed flight between Newark and Barcelona and suffered a panic attack. According to sources, the flight delay caused Cruz to have a major hissy fit, with the starletta insisting that she and her luggage be allowed off the plane immediately -- at the expense of all the other passengers. A rep for Cruz told Page Six, though, "There was no panic attack. She was told the plane would be delayed for four hours, so she decided to deplane."

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1. Carrie Underwood is just a class act and a great young singer that will be around for along time. Unlike Britney Spears, she really can sing. Jessica Simpson is all boobs and as we are finding out they are fake boobs. She is talentless!!!!

Posted at 9:31AM on Jul 1st 2007 by Lenn K

2. Did the people making Jessica's new movie NOT see "Dukes of Hazzard"? Who in their right mind would want her in a movie after that? She cannot act!

Posted at 9:32AM on Jul 1st 2007 by Lorretta

3. Who is left in the entertainment industry that still thinks JS is a money-maker?? Who's sleeping with whom to continue getting her deals? Her perverted father has turned her into a Pamela Anderson/Anna Nicole clone. She has a strong singing voice but no talent. Maybe if she'd hire a new manager....

Posted at 9:41AM on Jul 1st 2007 by Sweetness

4. Why was Penelope allowed to leave the plane? There are people stuck on delayed planes all the time and not allowed to leave. Even when there has been extreme heat, no food and health issues people have been stuck on planes for a lot more then 4 hours.

Why could she get away with this?

Posted at 9:42AM on Jul 1st 2007 by Misbhavin

5. Jessica is pretty but how in the hell does she keep getting movie roles. Surely there are more talented girls in Hollywood!

Posted at 9:45AM on Jul 1st 2007 by Tasha

6. Carrie Underwood, gives me wood!
Jessica Simpson, not even a creeper...nuff said

Posted at 9:53AM on Jul 1st 2007 by logjam

7. Jessica Simpson is a talentless bore. Her time as a novelty item is up, so can TMZ please just let her go quietly?

Posted at 9:53AM on Jul 1st 2007 by Karen

8. LOVE YOU CARRIE!

YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL ON THE INSIDE TOO!

Posted at 10:03AM on Jul 1st 2007 by Leigh

9. Los Angeles - June 30, 2007
From our strange but true files, the weird tale continues.

The formerly "hot Simpson" , Jessica, continues to play her best role yet as the ugly Simpson , while the formerly "ugly duckling Simpson" Ashly continues to stun audiences everywhere as the hot Simpson. Ashley, help a brother out. Who's your plastic sugeon? This guy should win an Emmy, or and Oscar, or better, a new category, "a Chubby" for the work he did on you!

Meanwhile, John Mayer should win an ace award for the work he did on Jessica and coming out alive from that pock marked face after strafing that on a fly by . Talk about a bump and run pattern. (Yes, mixed metaphors ARE my specialty)

Strange but true.

Posted at 10:07AM on Jul 1st 2007 by logjam

10. I have been noticing on many grammatical and spelling mistakes on the TMZ postings. Carrie Underwood doesn't eat meet? Don't you mean meat????? Love you, TMZ, but lose the functionally illiterate members of your staff!

Posted at 10:07AM on Jul 1st 2007 by former bookseller

11.

Carrie Underwood is a cutie * and talented too :)

Jessica Simpson has rabbit teeth , a manly jaw , feral , crossed eyes and is not at all talented or even competent !

Posted at 10:13AM on Jul 1st 2007 by Not ! a BrAngelina LOON !

12. WHY DO THESE DAMN NO-TALENT "STARS" LIKE THE CRUZ SLUT GET SO MUCH ATTENTION AND DEFERENCE? PERHAPS IF THE PUBLIC WISED UP AND BOYCOTTED HER PICTURES, WE'D BE THROUGH WITH HER ANTICS, AND SHE'D GO BACK TO BEING JUST ANOTHER LATINA NOBODY.

Posted at 10:32AM on Jul 1st 2007 by Nauseated

13. Luv Carrie Underwood, what a sweetheart! Jessica SImpson sucks...

Posted at 10:48AM on Jul 1st 2007 by Joelle

14. Carrie Underwood is so beautiful. Jessica Simpson on the ugly meter is a notch above Tori Spelling.

Posted at 10:52AM on Jul 1st 2007 by Steve

15. Carrie Underwood hasn't eaten "meet" since she was 13, huh? I bet she hasn't eaten meat, either.

Spellcheck is a wonderful thing, my little journalist-to-be!

Posted at 10:57AM on Jul 1st 2007 by Mozart

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