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Jessica Lacks "Blonde Ambition"

7/1/2007 4:09 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lovelorn pop tart Jessica Simpson has more than John Mayer to get over. It turns out her new film, "Blonde Ambition" has had its release date pushed back -- twice, reportedly because the movie is so bad.

A source told the Daily News that, "Jessica was not very focused on-set and flubbed her lines often. She always had her dog around, was on the phone with [then-] boyfriend John Mayer or was sitting in a warmed-up SUV."

The film is now set to come out the last week of August.

Carrie Underwood Named Animal-Free Hottie


Carrie Underwood was named the world's sexiest celebrity vegetarian by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA). The country crooner hasn't eaten meat since she was 13 -– more than 11 years. She was also honored for her work to help rescue stray pups and kittens.

Said Underwood, "I do it because I really love animals and it just makes me sad."

Unbelievably, zaftig "American Idol" Ruben Studdard was up for sexiest male vegetarian this year, but lost. Ruben eats only vegetables? No way!

Penelope: No Panic Attack


Earlier this week the Huffington Post reported that Penelope Cruz was on a delayed flight between Newark and Barcelona and suffered a panic attack. According to sources, the flight delay caused Cruz to have a major hissy fit, with the starletta insisting that she and her luggage be allowed off the plane immediately -- at the expense of all the other passengers. A rep for Cruz told Page Six, though, "There was no panic attack. She was told the plane would be delayed for four hours, so she decided to deplane."

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Lenn K.    

Carrie Underwood is just a class act and a great young singer that will be around for along time. Unlike Britney Spears, she really can sing. Jessica Simpson is all boobs and as we are finding out they are fake boobs. She is talentless!!!!

2483 days ago
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Tangie    

Did the people making Jessica's new movie NOT see "Dukes of Hazzard"? Who in their right mind would want her in a movie after that? She cannot act!

2483 days ago
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Sweetness    

Who is left in the entertainment industry that still thinks JS is a money-maker?? Who's sleeping with whom to continue getting her deals? Her perverted father has turned her into a Pamela Anderson/Anna Nicole clone. She has a strong singing voice but no talent. Maybe if she'd hire a new manager....

2483 days ago
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Charlotte    

Why was Penelope allowed to leave the plane? There are people stuck on delayed planes all the time and not allowed to leave. Even when there has been extreme heat, no food and health issues people have been stuck on planes for a lot more then 4 hours.

Why could she get away with this?

2482 days ago
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Tasha    

Jessica is pretty but how in the hell does she keep getting movie roles. Surely there are more talented girls in Hollywood!

2482 days ago
6.

Kay    

Jessica Simpson is a talentless bore. Her time as a novelty item is up, so can TMZ please just let her go quietly?

2482 days ago
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logjam    

Carrie Underwood, gives me wood!
Jessica Simpson, not even a creeper...nuff said

2482 days ago
8.

lfr    

LOVE YOU CARRIE!

YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL ON THE INSIDE TOO!

2482 days ago
9.

logjam    

Los Angeles - June 30, 2007
From our strange but true files, the weird tale continues.

The formerly "hot Simpson" , Jessica, continues to play her best role yet as the ugly Simpson , while the formerly "ugly duckling Simpson" Ashly continues to stun audiences everywhere as the hot Simpson. Ashley, help a brother out. Who's your plastic sugeon? This guy should win an Emmy, or and Oscar, or better, a new category, "a Chubby" for the work he did on you!

Meanwhile, John Mayer should win an ace award for the work he did on Jessica and coming out alive from that pock marked face after strafing that on a fly by . Talk about a bump and run pattern. (Yes, mixed metaphors ARE my specialty)

Strange but true.

2482 days ago
10.

former bookseller    

I have been noticing on many grammatical and spelling mistakes on the TMZ postings. Carrie Underwood doesn't eat meet? Don't you mean meat????? Love you, TMZ, but lose the functionally illiterate members of your staff!

2482 days ago
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Not ! a BrAngelina LOON !    



Carrie Underwood is a cutie * and talented too :)

Jessica Simpson has rabbit teeth , a manly jaw , feral , crossed eyes and is not at all talented or even competent !

2482 days ago
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Brother Harold, S.J.    

WHY DO THESE DAMN NO-TALENT "STARS" LIKE THE CRUZ SLUT GET SO MUCH ATTENTION AND DEFERENCE? PERHAPS IF THE PUBLIC WISED UP AND BOYCOTTED HER PICTURES, WE'D BE THROUGH WITH HER ANTICS, AND SHE'D GO BACK TO BEING JUST ANOTHER LATINA NOBODY.

2482 days ago
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Glisten Garbor    

Luv Carrie Underwood, what a sweetheart! Jessica SImpson sucks...

2482 days ago
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Glisten Garbor    

Carrie Underwood is so beautiful. Jessica Simpson on the ugly meter is a notch above Tori Spelling.

2482 days ago
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Mozart    

Carrie Underwood hasn't eaten "meet" since she was 13, huh? I bet she hasn't eaten meat, either.

Spellcheck is a wonderful thing, my little journalist-to-be!

2482 days ago
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