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Gummi vs. Perez -- It's On!

7/5/2007 4:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Gummi bodyslammed Perez Hilton outside of Les Deux last night -- ow!

Gummi Bear, wearing a festive 4th of July silk blouse that nearly caused the extinction of Chinese silkworms, ripped Perez Hilton a new one in response to Perez's vomit-filled rip on GumGum. Calling the portly celeb blogger a "desperate homosexual," the vehemently anti-racism Gummi doesn't mind a little homo hatin'.

Looking like a float in the Macy's Chinese New Year parade, Gummi waddled back to cameras to say that "Perez wishes he could be like the people he writes about," and "he's a miserable, moronic human being." DO NOT ANGER THE GUMMI BEAR!

Gummi concluded his Perez hatefest by saying that he didn't "give two sh**s" about him. Half an hour later, he was hungry again.

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61.

Sarah Silverman SUCKS!    

Perez Hilton is just a few years shy of being like that hormonely unbalanced pissy British queen Elton John-----minus the talent, glitzy wardrobe accessories & cash that is!

2583 days ago
62.

DottieDame    

TMZ can you please tell me what makes Gummi or his brother a celebrity? They are rich, yes, but celebrity? Can you please stick with people who have some talent in the entertainment business, people from movies, T.V., radio, or even sports? No more Heidi Fleiss, Gummi, or his brother please.

2583 days ago
63.

andy kaye    

who is this douche bag? who??...whoooo??? never heard of him.

2583 days ago
64.

BLE    

Gay or not, Gummi,.....Perez is twice the man you will ever be (and I am obviously not talking about body size...in that case, you'd win for sure).

2583 days ago
65.

Logical    

I was hoping he really got bodyslammed...sigh

2583 days ago
66.

BC    


YES! It is about time somebody did a smack down with stupid Perez Hilton. I can't stand him.

2583 days ago
67.

getting tired of crap    

Where's a drive by shooting when you need one.

2582 days ago
68.

tracy    

Why do you waste SPACE, and I do mean S P A C E with this idiot. He is a nobody yesterday, today and always.

2582 days ago
69.

jocker    

Ewww, I just hear him getting fatter.........

2582 days ago
70.

AE    

I didn't know that International Male offered husky clothes!

2582 days ago
71.

Chris Magnus    

STOP REPORTING ON THESE BEARS! GAWD YOU'RE JUST ADDING TO THEIR FALSE SENSE OF SELF IMPORTANCE, PLEASE STOP!
PLEASE STOP!
PLEASE STOP!
PLEASE STOP!

2582 days ago
72.

hora    

can someone please tell me who this? he's...disgusting at best

2582 days ago
73.

in da know    

Still can't get enough of my man. Oh the Gummi... While it seems like NONE of you understand him, namely that what he has to say is REALLY IMPORTANT AND SMARTFUL AND STUFF, you all have to respect someone that found a shirt like that and put it on, no matter how long it took. Go forward, oh Gumster, oh sage of our times, oh brassy guru of unencombered girth. You will always be my favorite, because you are you.

2581 days ago
74.

Brian    

Noticed how different people as the same question......... Who is this guy?
But nobody will awnser them ! ! ! !
That shows you how famous he is.
No one can awsner that question! LOL
I don't even know who he is and I don't want to google him.

2573 days ago
75.

JohnnyG    

Perez is a fox compared to this grotesque, human grease-stain. And not that it matters, but Gummi is no less gay than Perez, the difference is Perez has the balls to admit it.

2571 days ago
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