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Britney Spears makes a bald move once again. 
On her official website, she posted a note apologizing to a paparazzo for her furious pre-rehab, head-shaved umbrella attack. She explains that her act was part of a "stunt" while preparing her "character" for a "roll" (sic) in a movie. "I take all my rolls (sic) very seriously and got a little carried away," justified the formerly hotheaded pop wreck. "Unfortunately, I didn't get the part," reveals the Britz.
The website also asks her most diehard fans (is there anyone left?) to help name her upcoming album. The choices? "Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like," "What if the Joke is on You," "Down boy," "Integrity," and "Dignity."
Britney rolls on!
7/5/2007 4:03 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The Atonement of Britney -- Or, Whatever
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Someone get this girl some help stat! She takes all of her roles seriously?
Uh, maybe it wasnt PPD she was suffering from, maybe its Multiple Personality Disorder?
I am truly terrified for her sons. I hope she doesnt do anything to them.
She needs help big time.
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JUST WHEN YOU THINK THERE IS NO DUMBER MOVE TO MAKE........BOOM BRIT COMES THROUGH WITH ANOTHER JAW-DROPPING RETARDED ACT/STATEMENT.
GOOD WORK GIRL..........
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Paris has just jumped the shark:
She takes herself so seriously...but in reality she is a joke.
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LMAO, and I suppose the crotch shot was practice for a role called: "Britney Does America"?
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what do u expect? she cant find the rest of her brain cells and she is going back to pre-k now...;) hint about pre-k:"I aint got no mom no more."
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If you're going to lie britney, make it a believable one.. Like "someone slipped drugs in my drink and food for several months straight and I had no idea."
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Is she for real??? Does she really think that the public or her "fans" are THAT dumb to believe that crap???
What roles has she gotten (or been offered) anyway? The only one I can remember is that horrible movie she did several years ago that bombed.
I can see it now "Bald Crackhead on the Loose!"
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Britney has a 1st class ticket on the crazy train. Whooo woooo!
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This woman is having a mental breakdown right in front of us. Scary.
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Oh, I thought that was a joke when I saw it on perez.
I think her webmaster should change all of the passwords to the website and keep them away from her.
Poor girl, who would have thought she would continue to look crazier than K-Fed.
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