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The Atonement of Britney -- Or, Whatever

7/5/2007 4:03 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Britney Spears makes a bald move once again.
Britney Spears
On her official website, she posted a note apologizing to a paparazzo for her furious pre-rehab, head-shaved umbrella attack. She explains that her act was part of a "stunt" while preparing her "character" for a "roll" (sic) in a movie. "I take all my rolls (sic) very seriously and got a little carried away," justified the formerly hotheaded pop wreck. "Unfortunately, I didn't get the part," reveals the Britz.

The website also asks her most diehard fans (is there anyone left?) to help name her upcoming album. The choices? "Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like," "What if the Joke is on You," "Down boy," "Integrity," and "Dignity."

Britney rolls on!

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31.

florida mom    

My ass she was preparing for a role, if this was the best excuse her "people" could come up with she should fire them! This was as good as Paris telling Larry King she doesn't do drugs. Grow up girls, I mean really......................there are young girls who look(ed) up to you. Brittney you should be ashamed of yourself for treating your mother this way and you had best be careful because Karma is a bitch!

2637 days ago
32.

Tangie    

Wrestling sucks

2637 days ago
33.

Pregnant at 44    

There can be more than one Lila on here. Who cares? You don't own the name.

2637 days ago
34.

Connie    

Get me some butter w/that "ROLL".

*snickers*

2637 days ago
35.

rhiannon    

I guess it makes sense that if you can't get her to wear panties you can't convince her to learn the difference between "ROLL" and "ROLE" for an official website, but whatever...

2637 days ago
36.

Pregnant at 44    

Wrestling rules.

2637 days ago
37.

Terry    

Why come out now and lie? making a situration worse. This woman needs help.
Why doesn't she just take her role as Mother seriously and drop all the other immature crap.

2637 days ago
38.

Mikey    

UPS Next Time - because Fed Ex couldn't handle the package.

or simply

My Moms A Back Stabbing Whore

2637 days ago
39.

deanna    

Come on, Britney's not really posting that stuff.... She probably doesn't even know how to log on.

2637 days ago
40.

Me    

:::::whoosh:::::

It's SANITY----breezing right over that girl's head. Holy mudda, someone needs to lock her up fast.

2637 days ago
41.

MarciP    

One big trashy mess.

2637 days ago
42.

Charlotte    

I graduatede from howard dont you now

2637 days ago
43.

anonymous    

This really is sad.

2637 days ago
44.

Pregnant at 44    

Another jealous troll. lol I am so flattered that I garner so much attention from you.

2637 days ago
45.

emo    

SHE IS CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2637 days ago
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