Jennifer, Please Say It's All a Bad Dream, Girl!

7/10/2007 12:00 PM PDT
At a fashion event in Rome this weekend, Jennifer Hudson debuted her new short weave and her really big and tall new accessory -- André Leon Talley from Vogue! Strike a pose!

Despite the fact that Talley was the man behind Jennifer's NASA-inspired Oscar outfit debacle, the standout pair arrived to Valentino's 45th Anniversary Celebration gala together. Forgive and, er, forget! While Hudson chose a glamorous orange gown, ALT opted for an unfortunate caftan, which appears to have been styled from a duvet cover at a Beijing brothel. And I am telling you -- fashion karma is a bitch!

Jennifer knows that nothing is more slimming than standing next to a plus-sized 6'7" dude in a muumuu!