Getting Into Paris' Pants Is About to Get a Lot Easier

1. Why the hell would I want to pad this talentless hacks pockets which will all but guarantee she doesnt go the hell away???

Get REAL!

Posted at 3:06PM on Jul 12th 2007 by GO AWAY

2. Doubt it was ever that difficult to get into her pants. The Herpes Queen.

Posted at 3:11PM on Jul 12th 2007 by debbie

3. Doubt it was ever that difficult to get into her pants. The Herpes Queen.

Posted at 3:11PM on Jul 12th 2007 by debbie

4. Love the sizes Small, Emaciated and Nicole. Let's see sizes Normal, Average and Healthy!

Posted at 3:11PM on Jul 12th 2007 by Cali B

5. O but she changed in a bathroom quickly before her "red carpet release" yea okay

Posted at 3:13PM on Jul 12th 2007 by Laitte

6. Doubt it was ever very difficult to get into her pants. Herpes Queen

Posted at 3:16PM on Jul 12th 2007 by debbie

7. Her album was a bust, her movies are busts, most of her projects are busts. If Macy's wants to throw away money, be my guest.

Posted at 3:20PM on Jul 12th 2007 by Down where, down here!

8. I think we've already been there, done that, haven't we? Without even asking.

Posted at 3:20PM on Jul 12th 2007 by lisa m

9. macy's must be INSANE!!!!!!!!paris' mom should have sent this damn whore to boot camp cuz it is the ONLY place where SHE CANT GO OUT DRINKING!!!!!!!!!that ostrich whore should be sent to iraq so the paps wont have to bother to track her another day....GO TO IRAQ AND GET BLOWN UP BY A CAR BOMBER PARIS!!!!!!U RETARDED SKANK!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:22PM on Jul 12th 2007 by solid snake

10. I know of only one woman who's pants are easier to get into - and she's a nobody - Angelmom in Alabama.. ba.... ha ha ha

Posted at 3:23PM on Jul 12th 2007 by One Ex

11. paris is such a joke. She has time to go out partying, go to acting classes, singing classes, put out new hair extensions, try to kickstart a new line of clothing... Yet, no time for the charities she said she was gonna work with/on. She's such a horrible person. Why does anyone want to work with this worthless skank, anyways?
SOMEONE PLEASE GET RID OF HER!

Posted at 3:28PM on Jul 12th 2007 by EMW

12. That crack whore hasnt changed a bit! .......Hey bird face, wheres all the charity work you were planning to do? Oh thats right , that was a lie just like the "I have never done drugs" lie, next week we see you on TV hittin the pipe, you crack whore!

Posted at 3:28PM on Jul 12th 2007 by Paris is a crack whore

13. I am glad to see Paris is doing something so positive after spending time in jail. I really can't wait for the Paris Hilton playhouse. She is such an idiot!

Posted at 3:30PM on Jul 12th 2007 by taco88

14. cool I want to buy some when the come out.

Posted at 3:31PM on Jul 12th 2007 by ParisGurl

15. Oh...she can take the time to promote a new line of jeans to make her MORE money but NOTHING has been done to create or promote any of the causes she CLAIMED she would stand behind, ie, breast cancer, "Paris Hilton half way house" for ex cons, etc. Has she even been seen going to church since she got out and had supposedly read the bible every day and became such a spiritual person?

Lying bitch never changed at all. SHOCKER!

Posted at 3:34PM on Jul 12th 2007 by Wendy R