Greasy's Girl Not So Greasy

Posted Jul 12th 2007 4:15PM by TMZ Staff

Oily inheritor Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis was spotted oilier today in Miami with, get this, a hot girl. Money talks! Apparently, she's not just "a friend." Greasy actually landed Australian model Cheyenne Tozzi. Koala Bear!!
Brandon Davis
Most people would think that such a beautiful girl would only be with a bear like Greasy for his money. Watch out for claws! Being unbiased and hopeful romantics, TMZ would like to think that the oily bear heir has found true love.

And this time it doesn't come with fries and a shake!

Filed under: Hook-Ups, Paparazzi Photo

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1. Wouldn't let him touch me. guess she's in it for the money

Posted at 4:32PM on Jul 12th 2007 by greasy undershorts

2. Gotta be in it for the money

Posted at 4:33PM on Jul 12th 2007 by greasy undershorts

3. Yep, money talks, especially with these models. This chick would not give this guy the time of day if not for the bucks she can smell. Probably deserve each other.

Posted at 4:34PM on Jul 12th 2007 by hal

4. Looks like a guy BARELY holding his arm on a girl...and

having to hold onto HER WRIST just to keep her from running away, of from

sliding into the surf because of the GREASY FAT ONE!!

as he is whispering to her.....

"ok, ok I'll PAY YOU SOME MORE MONEY to let me TOUCH YOU!!

Posted at 4:36PM on Jul 12th 2007 by omg!!

5.
I hope someone alerts this chick to what a TOOL this guy is.

Posted at 4:37PM on Jul 12th 2007 by blabs

6. God he is so gross. What does he have except the old mans money? That is the chick magnet here. Not the ole grease man

Posted at 4:38PM on Jul 12th 2007 by greasy underthere

7. Girfriend?!? I thought for sure Greasy bear was a Gay dude....... colour me confused...

Posted at 4:39PM on Jul 12th 2007 by ha!

8. Brandon Davis is actually not that bad looking - if he wasn't such a jerk!

Posted at 4:41PM on Jul 12th 2007 by Ledbetter1212

9. THE FUNNIEST PART ABOUT THIS ARTICLE IS THAT TMZ KEEPS CALLING HIM 'GREASY BEAR' THOUGH NO ONE ELSE SAYS IT.

IT HASNT CAUGHT ON YET TMZ KEEPS DOING IT.

LOL

Posted at 4:41PM on Jul 12th 2007 by Kara

10. Hey Dude, it's true...models are for "For Sale." Hahaha!!!

Posted at 4:42PM on Jul 12th 2007 by ficare

11. The Environmental Protection Agency is on stand-by for a possible oil slick.

Posted at 4:42PM on Jul 12th 2007 by newfgirl

12. clowns WITH BAD BODIES should stay off our beaches or cover up; or swim in thier own pool.

Posted at 4:45PM on Jul 12th 2007 by beach-critic_of-the-times

13. I'm not sure exactly what is supposed to be so hot about this woman--very ordinary--but if there's any $$$ involved, I'm sure a "model" would be overjoyed to wade right in. Hey, to be fair, it looks like G.B. has lost a bit of his fattiness. And the salt water will help to keep him degreased.

Posted at 4:46PM on Jul 12th 2007 by R.Zimmerman

14. Have to give him credit for slimming down, though, He looks much better than he did only a few months ago.

Posted at 4:47PM on Jul 12th 2007 by billy jack

15. I"d be with him just for what he said about dumbass lohan. That alone is enough to look past all his flaws and who cares about his money,

Posted at 4:54PM on Jul 12th 2007 by I'd date him

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