Firecrotch ranter Brandon Davis was labeled "Greasy Bear" by TMZ after his constant, sweaty wandering around the Thirty Mile Zone. Little did we know what the vast societal impact it would have ... with tens of thousands crying out with a resounding "Who cares?!?!"
Greasy Bear now has a fan so obsessed with the oily heir, that he/she's created a Greasy MySpace page! The page is wallpapered with pictures to remind you why he's the greasiest bear in all of Tinseltown. And just like in real life, his only MySpace friends are Paris Hilton and all her clone pages.