Celebrity Ass-trology -- Courtney Love

Posted Jul 14th 2007 1:57PM by TMZ Staff

Courtney Love: she's no longer busting out of her celebrity skin, but the now too-thin trainwreck is still as wild as ever. What kind of birthday week was the Cancer-iffic Miss World having? TMZ consulted Astrology.com for all the answers.

The wrecktabulous Courtney Love celebrated her 43rd birthday on Monday, looking not a day over 63. On her Very Special Day, Courtney's horoscope advises that "her charm is stronger than ever -- use it to your advantage in a social situation." Wise words for a woman who careens around like hell on wheels. Though there were reports Love trashed her birthday night Covent Garden hotel room, Love's spokesman denied all claims, saying "she continues to have a very good relationship with the hotel." There she goes, workin' that charm!

On Thursday she played a free concert at New York's Hiro Ballroom. Coated in a thick glaze of glitter, Courtney's gaunt frame shocked the audience. Love's horoscope advised that, "If you want something done right today, you are going to have to do it yourself." Apparently "something done right" means swigging protein drinks and chain-smoking on stage. Love even made a joke about having an eating disorder, before quickly retracting her claim.

Getting older doesn't always mean getting wiser!

Filed under: Wacky & Weird


Tags: Courtney Love, CourtneyLove

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1. Say what you will, I still Love Crazy Courtney!!

Posted at 2:10PM on Jul 14th 2007 by brian scott miller

2. Trainwreck...

Posted at 2:11PM on Jul 14th 2007 by Erin

3. Shame if Courtney is back on drugs - she looks like an emaciated Dolly Parton.

Hey TMZ - it's Saturday - day after the big Friday Nights Under the Lights for Her "ILLNESS" Parass - so where's our Parass fix???

Don't tell us she stayed home and read her Bible last night?

Did the HILTON's fire Harvey and staff?????

Posted at 2:14PM on Jul 14th 2007 by J.D. SCOTT

4. she slept with brandon davis..need we say more

Posted at 2:19PM on Jul 14th 2007 by ace1

5. I would rather buy her album (and i dont buy cds) then to go to a concert and look at her. What a mess!

did she take drugs or did she bathe in it?

Posted at 2:38PM on Jul 14th 2007 by LuvToLaugh

6. Oh Courtney -- having an eating disorder is old fashioned now. Come up with something else about yourself!

Posted at 3:53PM on Jul 14th 2007 by twinkle

7. I think courtney is somewhat confused. People talk about her if she is heavy and if she is thin. It seems the poor woman can't win for losing.
My hopes are she starts eating again or stops whatever activity is causing her to lose weight. I am tired of stars like nicole richie and their thinspiration.....

Posted at 3:56PM on Jul 14th 2007 by lol

8. Poor Francis Bean. She came so close to having some very talented and wonderful parents. I hope she's getting good therapy and will take control of her own life as soon as she's of age. What a trainwreck of a mother. I hope FB won't have to attend another parental funeral.

Posted at 4:01PM on Jul 14th 2007 by J

9. I was there...yes she was very very thin but more importantly she rocked the joint. It was an amazing performance and she was completely with it and sober.

Posted at 4:17PM on Jul 14th 2007 by BigDaddyJ

10. You ever seen a druggie turn 50. 20% of them have strokes and the other 80% look like they are 25 years older than their real age. Courtney is on the fast track for the stroke. She already looks way older than she really is. How old is she anyways? Live hard, die slow.

Posted at 4:27PM on Jul 14th 2007 by democrats are evil

11. I would watch an autopsy before I would watch this trashy chick.

Posted at 4:31PM on Jul 14th 2007 by Jamaica

12. I happen to know for a fact that she chugs prescription drugs like a mad woman. Sonata, Xanax, you name it, she gets its legally and probably from more than one pharmacy. One pharmacy had to tell the dr. that they will no longer fill prescriptions for her, because she would get a months worth of meds and call for refills two weeks later. She hasnt been sober a day in her life. What a wreck. Poor Francis Bean.

Posted at 4:48PM on Jul 14th 2007 by FancyPants

13. She isn't the only one who is a trainwreck in Hollywood. She has lots of company.

Posted at 5:30PM on Jul 14th 2007 by Aislinn

14. old trashy "HO"

Posted at 6:35PM on Jul 14th 2007 by nance

15. How sad that a grown woman can get this way, and then still go out into the world, a free concert, it would have to have been, who in their right mind would want to pay to see her, how sad is it, her daughter has to call her MOM.

Posted at 7:50PM on Jul 14th 2007 by winkyslinky

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