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Britney Incognito -- in a Pink Wig

7/16/2007 3:40 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

What do you do when your weave is wrecked and you've got to get out? You hide your ratty mess under a hot pink bobbed wig, y'all!

The mirror-challenged mother of two was seen outside a rehearsal hall performing a masterful left-handed five-finger grab -- big cup, cigs, and crapsational purse on pinky! Britney carried her new pal, a tiny dog, in her right hand. Get along little dogie!

The day before, the Malibu hillbilly slapped-on her "Valley of the Dolls" headband/weaveholder and popped into a tennis pro shop wearing a pair of Daisy Dukes, halter top and Willy Wonka sunglasses. Will the homeless women styling Britney please identify yourselves?

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46.

lori    

WHEN BRIT! IS OUT AND ABOUT IN ALL THESE PICTURES OF HER!
WHERE ARE HER CHILDREN???? WHO IS TAKING CARE OF THEM????
WHAT THE HELL BRITNEY GROW THE "F" UP!!! PLEASE!!!!!!

2606 days ago
47.

Reebee    

TO TMZ - I have been an avid reader of yours for a very long time. I've noticed recently that on ALL your stories of Britney Spears, you seem to diss her in so many ways, making fun of her, calling her names, etc... and encouraging your readers to write in such terrible and negative things about her. I don't think this is fair! I don't see you doing this to anyone else. Could you please just post the story and let the readers post the comments, instead of starting it out negative for us, so it doesn't get blown out of proportion before a comment is even made? That would be very much appreciated. Brit... don't worry, girl... you're alright... be yourself and don't listen to the negative! GOD BLESS!

2606 days ago
48.

anon    

She better not be smoking her cancer sticks around that dog. Animal abuse.

2606 days ago
49.

Tasha    

For all you people who say leave her alone, what's the deal with this "look at me" publicity? The last thing this girl wants is be left alone!!

2606 days ago
50.

TMZ Junky    

All of you that comment on her "bad parenting skills"....HAVE ANY OF YOU HEARD OF JOINT CUSTODY???? Are you that stupid that you do not realize that half of the time KFed has the boys? Have any of you brilliant people ever thought of that? How can you say what kind of mother she is...are you in her home at night? Do you go on vacations with her? Are you in her car when she is riding with her children?

When my son goes to his Dad's house, I am out and about having fun and relaxing. Do any of you even have children?
Maybe you guys should get up and go play with your kids right now instead of turning to others to insult them and put them down for their parenting skills....work on your own skills.

For those of you who DON'T have children, shut up...you have no idea what being a parent is like.

ps...i am not a Britney fan, you people just piss me off casting off horrible comments about someone you don't even know.

2606 days ago
51.

Standards are badly needed.    

She could be one of those chicks on the WWE now. Career change, perhaps?

Seriously, if Brit doesn't want to be so regarded, she would smartly hire a stylist, pronto.
Otherwise, it's off to wrestling with her. Smart people listen to what's in the wind, and heed it.
She so obviously hasn't a clue about image, but seems to think she does.

2606 days ago
52.

iberia    

Does this girl do anything without that godawful wad of gum in her mouth?
It's ladylike, yet sexy too!
Can't help but think:
Hubbie must still be picking it off his lil wewe......
Ouch!! what an image comes to mind..........

2606 days ago
53.

eternally grateful    


HEY, #15-- YOU ARE A LOSER!
DON'T CLICK ON IT, GUYS--THAT LINK GOES TO A PORN SITE.

NUMBER 15 IS A PERVERTED, UNLOVED TRAIN WRECK!!!!!!!!

2606 days ago
54.

Your'e Fired!    

...................................Incognito? Now that's laughable!............................

2606 days ago
55.

Rockmelon    

Why am I looking at pictures of a sloppy, dirty, badly wigged, has-been?? Please! Enough of Britney Spears.

Has anyone noticed that these websites are about nothing but "fallen stars?" I'm beginning to feel like an ambulance chaser.

Aren't there any decent people in Hollywood making news?

2606 days ago
56.

Argh!!!    

so sad! my daughters used to love her....now they laugh and have thrown her cd's out.

2606 days ago
57.

Your'e Fired!    

....You know those shorts SMELL. High heels trying a new racket?!! This girls life is so unbalanced, of course she'll play in heels.......Get a job!! Stay out of the lime light for a hundred years or so.....I can't take much more of you!

2606 days ago
58.

Ally    

How sad. For a little while right after her divorce it looked like she was finally starting to put her life back together and make a career comeback...and everyone was pulling for her. It looks like cutting her mom, manager, and anyone else who tried to get her on the right track out of her life was a bad decision...b/c ever since that happened, her behavior has gotten more and more erratic and bizarre. She needs to take a page out of Reese Witherspoon's book on how to be classy and dignified even with kids and after a divorce. I wish she would just go back to Kentwood for awhile, out of the private eye and get herself together. It's kind of sad watching this train wreck happen.

2606 days ago
59.

Nance    

Poor doggie.... I love Yorkies.. I guess she has to keep up with Paris and went out and brought a dog. IF, she were truly famous and had real TALENT she would not want to be seen in this negative way.....!

2606 days ago
60.

Adam    

I would still let her eat chips in bed.

2606 days ago
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