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Parkers vs. Beckhams in Space Race

Not only are the hyperexposed Beckhams strutting their exile sideshow around L.A., but now that other paparazzi-powered couple -- Eva Longoria and Tony Parker -- are back in Tinseltown to fight for the spotlight. Let the glitterati battle begin!

The desperate housewife and baller's star-studded French wedding and exclusive Caribbean honeymoon were covered in enough magazines to leave every tree in our national park system destroyed. We'll just waste environmentally friendly digital space to show you the longoriest couple's arrival at LAX on Saturday. (your yawn here)

Mr. and Mrs Parker packed light, and clearly didn't do much shopping while honeymooning -- no surprise there!



Tags: desperate housewifes, desperate housewives, DesperateHousewifes, DesperateHousewives, eva longoria, EvaLongoria, LAX, married, tony parker, TonyParker, wedding

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1. anybody else see a reality show in the near future? ugh, i bet seacrest will host it.

Posted at 2:39PM on Jul 16th 2007 by WEho

2. I am soo happy for them, but I wish they would have invited me to the wedding, never been to paris.

Posted at 2:48PM on Jul 16th 2007 by depressed

3. Congrats to eva and tony
He is a french national and she is mexican american.

They seem to be a nice couple.

Posted at 2:52PM on Jul 16th 2007 by public affair

4. Tony's butt ugly and she is a no talent flavor of the month.

Posted at 3:03PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Simon

5. Although I sincerely hop ehtey last..something tells me parker will hit 30 and want his freedom...sincerely hope not not not...eva is oveerexposed bu tin thier busines syou can only do it for such a short time..she needs to grow fat, maybe baby will bring out her natural latina curves...

Posted at 3:07PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Miapocca

6. Please give us a break on these two....do you think that skank who is butt ugly would have married him except for his high profile, she is a media whore and has no talent,
please nough already with her and Tony, he will be out of there like a bat out of hell after he spends anymore time with EVA..........................please enough already with these two

Posted at 4:52PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Delaware

7. I wonder, what would Tony be doing, if the ball had never been invented ?

Posted at 3:43PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Sebastian

8. Its ridiculous how the papparrazi hound people.

Posted at 3:50PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Canela

9. PRONOUNCED, "LONG-WHORE-IA"

Posted at 5:03PM on Jul 16th 2007 by fidget

10. I give this about 6 months. i feel sorry for him .She'll eat the poor boy alive.

Posted at 4:33PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Paris Hater

11. ewwwwwwwwwww....she is soooooooooo little. creepy!

Posted at 4:59PM on Jul 16th 2007 by annab

12. Gosh, I'm already sick of those Beckhams...I wish they'd go back to where they came from...and these two (eva/tony) go away! another over-exposed irregular twig and her man.

Posted at 5:27PM on Jul 16th 2007 by johnna

13. I AM TELLING YOU THIS EVA LONGORIA SO FAR MAKES A DEAL ABOUT PAPARAZZIS AFTER HER WEDDING??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE IS NOW mRS., pARKER SO I GUESS SHE MUST GO ALONG WITH WHAT HE SAYS.,,,, SHE IS SUCH A FAKE WHORE.

Posted at 5:37PM on Jul 16th 2007 by shirl smith

14. Tony just turned 25 this year, they have been dating exclusively since he was 23, that's the biggest obstacle for them staying together. He was way too young to get married with all the beautiful women throwing themselves at athletes wherever they go. Then again Michael Jordan got married when he was 25 and his wife was 6 years older, unfortunately they divorced this year after 20 years of marriage. But I wish Eva and Tone good luck anyway, they will probably have a better chance of making it work if they moved back to France.

Posted at 8:20PM on Jul 16th 2007 by VJ Morales

15. I just got through watching Victoria Beckhams special and she really is as shallow as she seems.....And I really wish they would quit talking about the Beckhams and Tony and Eva already---there are more important things to talk about then these 2 loser couples...

Posted at 12:17AM on Jul 17th 2007 by Laluna

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