Parkers vs. Beckhams in Space Race

7/16/2007 2:03 PM PDT
Not only are the hyperexposed Beckhams strutting their exile sideshow around L.A., but now that other paparazzi-powered couple -- Eva Longoria and Tony Parker -- are back in Tinseltown to fight for the spotlight. Let the glitterati battle begin!

The desperate housewife and baller's star-studded French wedding and exclusive Caribbean honeymoon were covered in enough magazines to leave every tree in our national park system destroyed. We'll just waste environmentally friendly digital space to show you the longoriest couple's arrival at LAX on Saturday. (your yawn here)

Mr. and Mrs Parker packed light, and clearly didn't do much shopping while honeymooning -- no surprise there!