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Rosie: Star and Trump Can Kiss My Rump

7/17/2007 12:32 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Jones, Rosie, TrumpWhat a difference a TV show makes -- Rosie O'Donnell's two biggest nemeses of the last year, Donald Trump and Star Jones, are prepared to make nice with the acid-tongued talk titan, as long as she comes on their respective shows.

Trump said yesterday, as People reported, that he wants Ro for his new celebrity-infested "Apprentice" -- but Flabulous -- click to launchRosie already shot back, saying, through her rep, "It will not happen in this lifetime or beyond." Star, as Us reports, said Rosie's "the kind of guest you want" on her new Court TV series, even though she called her "a former fatty," and accused Star of "selling bulls**t" for pooh-poohing her gastric bypass surgery.

No word yet on whether we'll be seeing Star v. Rosie anytime soon.


Britney Spears -- Terrierist


Britney Spears dogBritney Spears sucks, at least according to the Humane Society.

H.S. honchos are pissed off after reading that Spears went to a pet store in fancy Bel Air, Calif., and dropped three grand on a Yorkshire Terrier. The Humane Society has been dogging pet stores, claiming many of the pups come from puppy mills.

H.S. is also really upset that Spears spent only 30 minutes before sealing the deal -- "Choosing a dog is a major lifestyle decision that should not be taken lightly." Apparently, the Humane Society thinks Brit might pull a Paris -- as in getting bored (after all, she does have ADD) and jettisoning one pooch for another.

Pampered Pets -- click to launch

Tara Breaks Out the Pigskin


Tara-- Click to WatchEveryone's favorite ball-carrier, Tara Reid, busted out a little beachfront football game with a couple of tight ends in Malibu yesterday.

Her arm strength was good, but she could definitely use a little help around mid-field.

Check out the highlights. Da na na, da na na.

andy Dick/john lovitz It seems that Jon Lovitz got to do last week what many comics have wanted to do for years -- bash Andy Dick's face in. Lovitz tells Page Six that he confronted Dick at L.A.'s Laugh Factory after the cuckoo comic told him last year that he had put the "Phil Hartman hex" on him, referring to Hartman's murder by his wife Brynn in 1998, and suggesting that Lovitz might die soon. Lovitz expected an apology last Wednesday, but it wasn't forthcoming, so, says Jon, "I pushed him ... Then I pushed him again really hard. He's a disgusting human being." Adds Lovitz, "All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is an ***hole."

michael richards -- click to playLaugh Factory owner Jamie Masada saw the "pushing" slightly differently: "Jon picked up Andy ... and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose." Dick's rep had no comment. The Laugh Factory, of course, is the club where Michael Richards went on the infamous racist rant that TMZ showed you first.

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1.

RealLifeAmericanDictatorship    

End this war!

Bring back our troops!

Impeach Cheney &Bush!

Investegate september 11th!

Open your eyes!!

2562 days ago
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tamerlane    

To the poster number one, get a life! I am not a bush admirer but he is certainly better than gore or kerry or the other flock of democrat wannabees!

2562 days ago
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Janet Cangialosi    

I'm sorry but am I the only one that is tired of this childish banter between Trump and Rosie, does anyone else notice that these so called "fueds" errupt just in time to give Trump more publicity. Common people try changing the subject. Also I'm sick and tired of everyone constantly dissing Brittney Spears, so she's made a few collosal errors, tell me how many of you have the pressures on you that she has had and continues to have at an early age, personally instead of bashing her or any one I suggest we all look at the poor parenting they have had, that includes Paris Hilton, this is what happens when parents unequipped themselves have kids and wanna be their friends instead of their parents, and those that bitch about them are making loads of money off them. WAke up America, the rest of the world is falling apart while you worry about Brit wearing undies or not wearing them. Common wanna put some perspective into life for change, stop being so shallow.

2562 days ago
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ck_ce    

It is about time someone kicked the crap out of Andy...he is a crass, irritating comedian (lacking any good laughs)....Thank you Mr. Lovitz!!

2562 days ago
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MARIEMCGEORGE    

BRITNEY SPEARS SHOULD NOT OWN A DOG OR AY ANIMAL, SHE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO TAKE CARE OF HERSELF AND KIDS BEFOR ADDING TO THE CLAN, WHICH TO ME IS GOING TO TAKE A LONG TIME, SHE SUCKS AS A PARENT WHAT MAKES HER THINK SHE CAN TAKE CARE OF A DOG????????????????????????????. PUPPY MILLS ARE NOT GOOD AT ALL. THIS SHOWS HER SMARTS. DUH.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

2562 days ago
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Janet Cangialosi    

I would also like to comment on PEREZ HILTON, get a REAL JOB people like you are like blood hounds, you live off the misery of others and call it entertainment. You remind me of those crappy attorneys that chase ambulances. Stop living off others problems and try to help theres an idea huh. And for God sake get a new hair stylist ya look like a fool not entertaining

2562 days ago
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Nick    

Bush absolutely sucks is the bottom of the barrel and is subhuman compared to just about everyone else in America---My dog woulda made a better President

2562 days ago
8.

Jen    

America we need some changes to be made!!!! Wake up people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2562 days ago
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gemilo    

no actually you're wrong tamerlane, but you'll never see it because like most americans you're too busy working 50-70 hrs a week, and actually you don't have the time to even have an opinion worth stating. alot of people here are so pacified by our standard of living to even question the authority of our fascist government pulling our world into war...
to have an opinion worth stating i think you might need to think, and we need time to think...if you work 50 hours a week, that about 9 1/2 hours a day. if you sleep 8 hours plus the 9.5 you worked that makes 17 1/2 hours, plus eating, laundry etc. add another 4 hours a day equals 21 1/2 hours a day, and if i did my math right then that leaves 2 1/2 hours a day of free time, or what i like to call time to think....
i think there is not ebough time in the day for you to have a thought worth speaking tamerlane so try shutting up like a good little sheep you are...

2562 days ago
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I HATE SKANKY TWITNEY THE CRANK WHORE    

I think you have had to much bongg, Addam, tamerlane your name should be lame brain instead. all of you bush lovers should all be ejected into space to go find another planet to live on. dubya is the very WORST president we have EVER had. I am with #1, and skanky twitney is a uneducated twit that should also be ejected into space with bush and all (very few left) of the bush loverstwits.

2562 days ago
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Karen    

That's why plastic brats like Britney Spears get no respect. She was probably much more concerned about how well her dog will photograph than where he came from. Too bad she's too selfish to use her celebrity to help animals who have no voice, such as the countless helpless puppies who suffer and/or die in puppy mills.

Where are the intelligent female celebs who care, like Angelina Jolie and Susan Sarandon? Are there more where they came from? Because if Brit and Paris are an indication of the next generation, then we should probably stop fighting global warming and let it happen...we don't deserve this planet.

2562 days ago
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Johnny Cardenas    

Although we all want the war to end soon, there is an un-spoken, un-written truth that we all keep deep in our subconscious, hidden away where our consciousness doesn't have to deal with it. America and most of the western countries just won't support a war that benefits non-whites. Starting back in Korea, then Vietnam and now Iraq. Somehow we just won't go the distance for a country that is non-white. Iraq is being bombarded by the insurgents with car-bombs daily. If the same situation was happening to the citizens of England, France, Germany or other primarily white run countries we would fight to end for them. But not the lowly Iraquis. Possibly Japan would be the exception. We might consider them worthy of our efforts. But we really just don't care what happens to them. People here think of it as a war. But it's not the Americans who are killing thousands. It's the insurgents who are blowing up cars daily, killing anyone within a hundred yards. They don't care if it's women or children, civilians or military. They just don't care.
Back in the late 1960's when I was serving in Vietnam, my friends back home would ask me why I would fight a war in Vietnam. (Some were hippies) I would tell them that we wanted to keep the South of Vietnam free from communism. They would have lots of reasons why I shouldn't be there. I would counter just about every one of their arguments. When all else failed, it always came down to the same thing. They would say "Why would you want to risk your life for a bunch of dumb slant-eyed gooks who are too stupid to even know if they have democracy or communism?" That pretty much said it all to me. Then I saw the real reason for their opposition to the Vietnam war. Sad but true.
Strangely, Beer guzzling Rosie O'Connell worries about the 6000 Americans who have died in the war over a period of four years, but cares nothing about the 25,000 American men women and children who die EVERY year due to alcohol related car accidents. It's acceptable for our kids to die horrible deaths in car accidents because their deaths are worth it for us to be able to drink alcohol. We would ban war, but not alcohol that kills many more. Just shows her priorities. We think it's terrible that someone dies for something honorable in a war, but what is honorable about dying just because someone else wanted to have a few beers and hit the road?

2562 days ago
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Elviz    

Hippies are factious,too.Wake up morons.

2562 days ago
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Whosebone    

to poster #1........what you really mean is ..........REDEPLOY BEFORE WE WIN

2562 days ago
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Winston28    

So many people have a blind over thier heads!!! I got an e-mail today that showed pictures of Islamics making threats to Europe. So for anybody to say that the war needs to end and that we do not be overseas protecting our land they are DUMB. If nothing is done then we ae next. I think if everybody would get the idea 9/11 was a setup out of their heads then they would see that Bush is trying to do something useful to the country.

2562 days ago
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