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Crotch-Block It Like Beckham

7/18/2007 2:53 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Now that they've settled in L.A., there's one aspect of American celebrity that Posh & Becks just won't tolerate -- the ubiquitous pantyless crotch shot! Sideways smile for the camera!

With his wife sporting one of her typical too-tight-to-sit-down dresses, David came to Posh's aid by using his hand to cover up her spicy lady parts from the prying eyes of paps. Hey, it's Victoria's secret!

If only Paris, Britney and Lindsay had a hunky blonde soccer stud to guard their goal posts! Score!

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76.

USN RETIRED    

She could'nt hit a note with a bad--BAD SO CALLED SINGER-LOL

2661 days ago
77.

lvlyia    

I think the beckham are sicking,,, she looks like she is as cold as ice,,,all the time...
She looks like she is unhappy, she never smiles,,and I have no idea,,what people see in this couple,,..

They look like they are so stuck on themselves,,and his wife,,,wel,,,to say the least,,she is so into her -self,,that she dont have time to smile for the camera's...

There marriege is phoney,,I cant even imagine that these two couple's have fun with each other,or sit around and actually laugh and talk... WEIRD COUPLE..

2661 days ago
78.

sparkle    

paps need to stop trying to get a vag shot from every girl in hollywood!
aw, he's a stud and helpful! i love the beckhams

2661 days ago
79.

sparkle    

love you posh!!! i want you to be my trainer...ah and your hubby too...

2661 days ago
80.

Jay    

how do u know if she's wearing underwear or not? i mean she might wears one just didn't want anyone to see it. i wouldn't want anyone to see mine..

i think it's nice that at least she KNOWS to cover up instead of letting it all out like other hollywood celebs.

may be if these jackass photogs would leave the girl alone David wouldn't have to help her in that kind of situation.

2661 days ago
81.

brette    

Thank you David, you are a sweetheart.

2661 days ago
82.

Blue1965    

It shows that she has some class,the others show there pulani (you know who) like there allowed to. I've lost respect for B.S because of giving that crotch shot.

2661 days ago
83.

bigjocanoe    

big jock knew

2661 days ago
84.

Maggie    

Now that is class! I am so glad that Beckham is now in America to show American men how to treat their women!

2661 days ago
85.

Christopher    

WOW! a hell of a lot classier than paris,i must say

2661 days ago
86.

Vanessa    

It's about time A MAN was looking out for his wife, w/ the way the paps are today!!!!!!!!!!

GO BECKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2661 days ago
87.

Desiree    

Why would Victoria be embarrassed by a photo of her underwear getting out now after she has already willingly been photographed in underwear spreading her bony ugly legs so we can see the crotch of her panties? Why is that photograph OK? If this photo of David standing in front of her shows he loves her, then I guess we can assume that he DIDN'T love her when he allowed her to be photographed in nothing but her underwear for another photographer. Double standard going on here. I don't think David ever looks happy with her, when caught off guard, he always look beaten down, unhappy. This is not a happy marriage, it's just a business venture. And their underwear pictures were totally gross and there was zero chemistry between those two.

I think TMZ should put Victoria's underwear photos on here, and next to it run the photo of Victoria and David looking so prim and proper. Would show what a couple of phony, two-faced morons they are, going all out for attention one day by appearing in underwear photos, then pretending to be so proper when a pap tries to get a photo. LOL, vapid doesn't even begin to describe these two idiots.

2661 days ago
88.

lori all talk radio.net    

THIS IS CUTE. YES , SHE IS LUCKY.ITS NICE TO SEE A MAN WHO CARES FOR A LADY.

2660 days ago
89.

Desiree    

Hey Z-fly, glad you compared fugly Posh to a stripper on a pole. Perfect! Except fugly Posh on a pole would empty the joint!

2660 days ago
90.

Desiree    

They are D-list trash and David already let her show her crotch. They are a joke, and they know it or thry wouldn't have their PR hacks on here trying to make them look classier than they can ever manage to be. they blew it big time with those underwear shots, that proved what D-list trash they are.

2660 days ago
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