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Eva Longoria -- Bite Me Mucho!

7/18/2007 3:38 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Beso, besame mucho! "Desperate" diva Eva Longoria is set to join the slew of enterprising celebs who do double duty as stars and restauranteurs. Reports the National Enquirer, the new Mrs. Tony Parker (along with promoter Jonas Lowrance and celeb chef Todd English) is opening a new spot at the corner of Hollywood and Ivar in L.A. -- called Beso -- Spanish for "kiss." And Longoria's so hyped on the idea that she's thrown in $250,000 of her own money to make it all happen.

Beso, which will reportedly serve Latin-themed dishes, was supposed to open before Longoria's big fat Parisian wedding, but progress has been slow. When asked for an update on the opening, Longoria's reps had no comment. In the meantime, Angelenos hungry for celeb grub will have to head to J.Lo's Madre or Ashton Kutcher's Dolce.

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Rocco and David    

Boring. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

2562 days ago
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Zenophobe Alien    

Horse Face What was Tony thinking?

2562 days ago
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Alexander Limon    

wow. I guess celebrities want to take over almost everything. whats next? them opening grooming salons (spas')

2562 days ago
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Tiger    

Just what L.A. needs, another greasy taco stand.
Eva Longoria is NOTHING eatin' a hotdog...

2562 days ago
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Desiree    

She is SO not attractive. That pink monstrosity of a dress she wore in one of her wedding pictures was so bad and it belonged on a girl 10 years younger than Eva. It barely covered her saggy a$$ and her short legs looked really bad in it, just showed how stubby they are. She had some ugly huge necklace hanging around her neck and the whole outfit was just gross on her with her way boxy body. I can't imagine why Tony didn't tell her to change, but if he had any balls at all, he wouldn't have let himself be used by this hag. The guest list was a joke - even People Magazine couldn't make something out of it.

2562 days ago
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Your'e Fired!    

.......Why does ANYONE care about this mousey women and her Boyfaced husband?.....

2562 days ago
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celebrity.web.net    

sweet pic though

2562 days ago
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Bettie Joan    

Some folks are just too jealous! Eva is beautiful, and she and Tony make a beautiful couple! Maybe she will open another Mexican food restaurant in San Antonio.

2562 days ago
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HappyLou    

@ Jason......why soo much hate bro....gosh!

2562 days ago
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Animal Lover    

I could care less what she does, they celebs throw around their money like its water. What happens in a couple of years when they can't get a role and their weekly shows are axed. Longoria can't act her way out of a paper bag, for the life of me I can't understand why people thinks she's sexy...she has the body of a 10 year old with fake boobs.
Love your post #2...yes indeed horse face it is!

2562 days ago
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Desiree    

Some folks just know a no-talent gold-digging skank when they see one. And beautiful she isn't.

2562 days ago
12.

M.Alice    

Please God help us, not to hear more about this untalented bitch.
Wedding in Paris!!!! It does not fit to her.

2562 days ago
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miamidude    


There's no "n" in restaurateur, dummy.

2561 days ago
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sue    

So sad so much hate for two people you hardley know

2561 days ago
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Kirby Alexander    

yo Eva im an ex basketball player and im french :) i'd biter her on her luscious u know what :)

2561 days ago
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