Eva Longoria -- Bite Me Mucho!

Posted Jul 18th 2007 2:38PM by TMZ Staff

Beso, besame mucho! "Desperate" diva Eva Longoria is set to join the slew of enterprising celebs who do double duty as stars and restauranteurs. Reports the National Enquirer, the new Mrs. Tony Parker (along with promoter Jonas Lowrance and celeb chef Todd English) is opening a new spot at the corner of Hollywood and Ivar in L.A. -- called Beso -- Spanish for "kiss." And Longoria's so hyped on the idea that she's thrown in $250,000 of her own money to make it all happen.

Beso, which will reportedly serve Latin-themed dishes, was supposed to open before Longoria's big fat Parisian wedding, but progress has been slow. When asked for an update on the opening, Longoria's reps had no comment. In the meantime, Angelenos hungry for celeb grub will have to head to J.Lo's Madre or Ashton Kutcher's Dolce.

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1. Boring. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted at 4:28PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Shut Up Already

2. Horse Face What was Tony thinking?

Posted at 4:35PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Another hater

3. wow. I guess celebrities want to take over almost everything. whats next? them opening grooming salons (spas')

Posted at 4:37PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Alexander Limon

4. Just what L.A. needs, another greasy taco stand.
Eva Longoria is NOTHING eatin' a hotdog...

Posted at 4:48PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Tiger

5. She is SO not attractive. That pink monstrosity of a dress she wore in one of her wedding pictures was so bad and it belonged on a girl 10 years younger than Eva. It barely covered her saggy a$$ and her short legs looked really bad in it, just showed how stubby they are. She had some ugly huge necklace hanging around her neck and the whole outfit was just gross on her with her way boxy body. I can't imagine why Tony didn't tell her to change, but if he had any balls at all, he wouldn't have let himself be used by this hag. The guest list was a joke - even People Magazine couldn't make something out of it.

Posted at 4:51PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Jason

6. sweet pic though

Posted at 5:25PM on Jul 18th 2007 by celebrity.web.net

7. Some folks are just too jealous! Eva is beautiful, and she and Tony make a beautiful couple! Maybe she will open another Mexican food restaurant in San Antonio.

Posted at 5:30PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Bettie Joan

8. I could care less what she does, they celebs throw around their money like its water. What happens in a couple of years when they can't get a role and their weekly shows are axed. Longoria can't act her way out of a paper bag, for the life of me I can't understand why people thinks she's sexy...she has the body of a 10 year old with fake boobs.
Love your post #2...yes indeed horse face it is!

Posted at 5:33PM on Jul 18th 2007 by who cares

9. Some folks just know a no-talent gold-digging skank when they see one. And beautiful she isn't.

Posted at 5:34PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Luke

10. Please God help us, not to hear more about this untalented bitch.
Wedding in Paris!!!! It does not fit to her.

Posted at 5:43PM on Jul 18th 2007 by lady

11. So sad so much hate for two people you hardley know

Posted at 5:54PM on Jul 18th 2007 by mj

12. yo Eva im an ex basketball player and im french :) i'd biter her on her luscious u know what :)

Posted at 5:55PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Kirby Alexander

13. It's a shame that a celebrity of Eva's caliber can't donate that money to a worthwhile charity instead of opening up a restaurant that only her little buddies with bucks can dine in. Have a heart, Eva. Give your money in a way that people will remember 10 years from now. Damn.

Posted at 5:57PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Yikes-A-Hooty

14. Eva is beautiful. Her work for kids with cancer is also commendable. You jealous bitches should just get on a treadmill and stop hating.

Posted at 6:53PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Mike

15. please enough already with this chick, she is a no talent skank, her wedding was so over the top, she thinks she is hollywood royalty and she cannot even act...I DO NOT THINK SHE IS ATTRACTIVE AT ALL AND HER BODY LOOKS LIKE A 10 YEAR OLD BOYS....PLEASE MAKE HER GO AWAY, tONY YOU SHOULD HAVE RAN WHILE YOU HAD THE CHANCE.....THIS BITCH WILL RUN YOU RAGGED...........PLEASE TMZ MAKE THE HORSEFACE GO AWAY........

Posted at 6:57PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Delaware

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