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Courtney's Not-So-Love-ly Grammar

Posted Jul 24th 2007 12:40PM by TMZ Staff

Courtney Love has joined the celeb blogging zone -- and good luck deciphering her extremely incoherent posts!

In a MySpace post from this morning, Courtney attempted to "write" about fixing her mug, saying "my mouth still looks wonky, i think i gott go back to paris tot he dr, hes nit a cosmetic surgeon he just fixes bad surgery ... this really isnt znyones business but im hating that id di that to my mouth back in the day ... i just wnt the mouth god gave me back." Say what?

In even less decipherable words, Love rambles about her insecurities during the time Kurt Cobain was alive, "listening to me an dKurt on You Tube last night we sound so young and dumb and cool, iwish i had been willing to do mor ewith him but udidnt wan na get tarred w the yoko brush al,though he always though t Yoko was cool."

This girl needs to start using her spell check STAT! You know it's bad when you make Britney's posts start looking like Faulkner.

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1. Courtney is a pig. Who cares. She has never been know for her tact or her class(lack of that is )

Posted at 1:31PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Once a blonde

2. ewwww...she's always been a skanky pig...feel sorry for Kurt, no wonder he killed himself...or did she?????

Posted at 1:34PM on Jul 24th 2007 by ihateskanks

3. Just goes to show you celebs are total idiots. They have to rely on the stupid amounts of money to get any respect and then that respect is bought.

Posted at 1:35PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Trish

4. Uh, Faulkner's most famous book ('The Sound and the Fury') is most well known for a huge passage free of punctuation, a difficult-to-decipher stream-of-consciousness rambling from within the mind of a mentally disabled lunatic, so maybe that analogy doesn't work so well.

Nice try, TMZ, take a class.

Posted at 1:45PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Brian

5. sounds like she needs rehab again too.

Posted at 1:46PM on Jul 24th 2007 by LM

6. Ok, so who's gonna dig up the "before" photo? Come on TMZ, I wanna see

Posted at 1:56PM on Jul 24th 2007 by De

7. Dear Courtney Love

You're a joke.
Just stop it and go away.
You have no talent and you take yourself way too seriously.
Now, go away already.
Your daughter must be so embarrassed.

Posted at 1:55PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Do what?

8. I so long for the 'good old days' when morons understood that they were morons and most had the good sense to refrain from such blatant demonstrations of their stupidity.

Posted at 1:55PM on Jul 24th 2007 by That slag needs a virtual ball gag

9. It will take more than spellcheck to fix that. Courtney is a pig, a classless slut. I feel so sorry for her daughter, hopefully she can overcome being the daughter of such a pig. What a waste of space on this planet Courtney is.

Posted at 2:06PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Brian

10. u b frazzelated girlfren sek hep sune, k?

Posted at 2:08PM on Jul 24th 2007 by koz

11. You'd like it to be that her comments are from
drugs or alcohol but if you really look at her
blog (the parts you showed) you will see that
she is just a really, really bad typist. znyone?
Hello, the A key is right there...

paris tot he dr?

How about "Paris to the doctor"?

Even spell check won't help ****ty typing....
this is a non-story. TMZ just likes to make fun of
celebrities WHO PAY THEIR WAY...you walk a fine line, folks.
Don't bit the hand that feeds you. If you are journalists, then
act like one.

Sheesh.

Posted at 10:53PM on Jul 24th 2007 by A Lousy Typist Two

12. lol ...... i agree with what #7 said......."looks like she needs rehab too"......ha!

Posted at 2:14PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Trisha Grimes

13. Hey #2! FYI Read cobaincase.com and you'll have you're answer! She's busy spending all of Kurt's money when she should be rotting in jail!

Posted at 2:31PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Ihateyoucourtney

14. Well her blogging is easier to understand than her talking!

Posted at 2:35PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Dawn Day

15. So...she says she and Kurt look "so young and dumb and cool" on their youtube clips...um, well, that crackhead is right about two of those adjectives. Neither of those idiots looks even remotely "cool," nor were they ever cool. Courtney's about as cool as Vanilla Ice. Drug-adled idiot celebs let their super-ego obscure the reality that they're making asses out of themselves. Please get this hack some help--and I don't just mean with her spelling!

Posted at 2:37PM on Jul 24th 2007 by DaveyGold

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