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Courtney's Not-So-Love-ly Grammar

7/24/2007 1:40 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Courtney LoveCourtney Love has joined the celeb blogging zone -- and good luck deciphering her extremely incoherent posts!

In a MySpace post from this morning, Courtney attempted to "write" about fixing her mug, saying "my mouth still looks wonky, i think i gott go back to paris tot he dr, hes nit a cosmetic surgeon he just fixes bad surgery ... this really isnt znyones business but im hating that id di that to my mouth back in the day ... i just wnt the mouth god gave me back." Say what?

In even less decipherable words, Love rambles about her insecurities during the time Kurt Cobain was alive, "listening to me an dKurt on You Tube last night we sound so young and dumb and cool, iwish i had been willing to do mor ewith him but udidnt wan na get tarred w the yoko brush al,though he always though t Yoko was cool."

This girl needs to start using her spell check STAT! You know it's bad when you make Britney's posts start looking like Faulkner.

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Zenophobe Alien    

Courtney is a pig. Who cares. She has never been know for her tact or her class(lack of that is )

2611 days ago
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chargergirl    

ewwww...she's always been a skanky pig...feel sorry for Kurt, no wonder he killed himself...or did she?????

2611 days ago
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trish    

Just goes to show you celebs are total idiots. They have to rely on the stupid amounts of money to get any respect and then that respect is bought.

2611 days ago
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Brian    

Uh, Faulkner's most famous book ('The Sound and the Fury') is most well known for a huge passage free of punctuation, a difficult-to-decipher stream-of-consciousness rambling from within the mind of a mentally disabled lunatic, so maybe that analogy doesn't work so well.

Nice try, TMZ, take a class.

2611 days ago
5.

elle    

sounds like she needs rehab again too.

2611 days ago
6.

deanna    

Ok, so who's gonna dig up the "before" photo? Come on TMZ, I wanna see

2611 days ago
7.

Do what?    

Dear Courtney Love

You're a joke.
Just stop it and go away.
You have no talent and you take yourself way too seriously.
Now, go away already.
Your daughter must be so embarrassed.

2611 days ago
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Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be slut-whores    

I so long for the 'good old days' when morons understood that they were morons and most had the good sense to refrain from such blatant demonstrations of their stupidity.

2611 days ago
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Desiree    

It will take more than spellcheck to fix that. Courtney is a pig, a classless slut. I feel so sorry for her daughter, hopefully she can overcome being the daughter of such a pig. What a waste of space on this planet Courtney is.

2611 days ago
10.

give the dog a bone    

u b frazzelated girlfren sek hep sune, k?

2611 days ago
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A Lousy Typist Two    

You'd like it to be that her comments are from
drugs or alcohol but if you really look at her
blog (the parts you showed) you will see that
she is just a really, really bad typist. znyone?
Hello, the A key is right there...

paris tot he dr?

How about "Paris to the doctor"?

Even spell check won't help ****ty typing....
this is a non-story. TMZ just likes to make fun of
celebrities WHO PAY THEIR WAY...you walk a fine line, folks.
Don't bit the hand that feeds you. If you are journalists, then
act like one.

Sheesh.

2611 days ago
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Trisha Grimes    

lol ...... i agree with what #7 said......."looks like she needs rehab too"......ha!

2611 days ago
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jake    

Hey #2! FYI Read cobaincase.com and you'll have you're answer! She's busy spending all of Kurt's money when she should be rotting in jail!

2611 days ago
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Dawn Day    

Well her blogging is easier to understand than her talking!

2611 days ago
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DaveyGold    

So...she says she and Kurt look "so young and dumb and cool" on their youtube clips...um, well, that crackhead is right about two of those adjectives. Neither of those idiots looks even remotely "cool," nor were they ever cool. Courtney's about as cool as Vanilla Ice. Drug-adled idiot celebs let their super-ego obscure the reality that they're making asses out of themselves. Please get this hack some help--and I don't just mean with her spelling!

2611 days ago
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