The Elfman Has Landed

16. Scientology SUCKS!!!

Posted at 7:04PM on Jul 30th 2007 by Mad Man

17. Ahhhh.....the newest cult member arrives. Welcome, little nut. Prepare to be fitted for your neborn-sized Nikes.

Posted at 7:12PM on Jul 30th 2007 by cults "r" us

18. Of course they were able to keep it a secret! They're nobodies...

Posted at 7:14PM on Jul 30th 2007 by Hellokitty

19. Scientology spawn..I think they have some sort of breeding program and thats why they all hide so their secrets dont have to come out..thin kabout tit this couple have beeen married for a long itme wihtoug kids, suddenly viola. Cruise couldnt even hump a bird even if he wanted to and viola a child...hmmm soo whagt exactly is going on in he secret feild of scientology breeding program

Posted at 7:15PM on Jul 30th 2007 by Miapocca

20. Like its not bad enough she is D list, she is a scientologist also?

Posted at 7:29PM on Jul 30th 2007 by Phillip

21. Get a life, "Louise." What's the difference if anyone here has a religious belief or not, Scientology has nothing to do with religion. And "STORY????" My God, just when you think you've heard every dumb-a$$ name there is, in comes one even lamer than the rest. This kid is doomed.

Posted at 7:32PM on Jul 30th 2007 by Lance

22. SHE USE TO BE SOOOOOOO HOT. SHE IS STILL A LOOKER, BUT THAT SCIENTOLOGY CRAP JUST FREAKS ME OUT, HOW CAN A BRIGHT MAN WHO THAT BITTER, CREATE A RELIGON AND THEN PEOPLE FOLLOW IT LIKE THE BIBLE. TO EACH IT'S IT OWN, BUT HOLLYWEIRD IS JUST NUTS

Posted at 7:56PM on Jul 30th 2007 by FAT&DUMB WITH SKID MARKS

23. I hope it hurt.

Posted at 7:47PM on Jul 30th 2007 by Mary Beth

24. Not sure what all the celebutites see in Scientology. If it ain't that it's damn kabala. Can't they just have a normal religion? Why don't they just friggin worship a cantalope?

Posted at 8:21PM on Jul 30th 2007 by Mad Man

25. Elfman or yard gnome? Is mr. elfman an alien like the rest of scientoloist?

Posted at 8:28PM on Jul 30th 2007 by Miss Karma

26. I simply do not understand why when someone is a Scientologist, that fact is stated repeatedly even when the event has nothing to do with a person's religion.

I HATE ALL CATHOLICS. THEY ARE WEIRD. THESE LAMBS TO SLAUGHTER CANNOT DECIDE WHO TO PRAY TO SO THEY JUST PRAY TO DAMN NEAR ANYTHING. WHAT STRANGE PEOPLE ALL CATHOLICS ARE. EVERYTHING THEY DO IS STUPID BECAUSE ALL PRIESTS ARE CLOSET GAY CHILD MOLESTERS.

Get my point?

Posted at 8:39PM on Jul 30th 2007 by tromba1

27. The guy from My name is Earl called his son Pilot Instructor
Now that is a name

Posted at 8:42PM on Jul 30th 2007 by Sadieface

28. Scientology, not a religion as we know it
They only got that status not so long ago
to avoid and to take advantage of Tax credits
like all other religions

6 of 1 half a doz of another
A fish by anyothre name still stinks

Posted at 8:46PM on Jul 30th 2007 by Sadieface

29. OK WHAT DO THEY DO GAG THE BIRTH MUM AT VERY LEAST??
JEZZZZZZZZ TALK ABOUT REPRESSION!
THAT CULT IS JUST THAT. A CULT!
GOOD BLOODY LUCK 'STORY'
YIKES!

Posted at 8:48PM on Jul 30th 2007 by SJW

30. HELL, WHILE I'M AT IT, I HATE ALL BAPTISTS! SOME BAPTISTS ARE EVANGELICALS AND JERRY FALWELL WAS AN EVANGELICAL AND HE WAS FAT AND ALL FAT PEOPLE ARE STUPID. AND DAMN IT, I HATE STUPID PEOPLE!

Posted at 8:49PM on Jul 30th 2007 by tromba1