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Brit & Posh Don't Mix

8/2/2007 9:37 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Britney Spears has plenty to worry about -- kids in limbo, career in the crapper, terrible hair -- but she's apparently still got room to bitch about having to sit near Victoria Beckham at the Chateau Marmont.

Gatecrasher reports that Brit-Brit showed up at the Chateau last week, but -- horrors! -- the "only table available was the one next to Posh." Britney couldn't deal with sitting next to the arriviste Becks, so she high-tailed it to Il Sole instead.

Meanwhile, Posh isn't exactly ingratiating herself with the celeb-enclave Chateau, says Gatecrasher, bringing the paparazzi to the highly-discreet hotel. "The Chateau Marmont tries to give celebs their privacy, and they hate her there. They like David, though," says a source.

Bobby – Bin Laden and Bush Want My Ass


Famous paranoiac Bobby Brown is still under the impression that Osama Bin Laden and George Bush want him dead.

Brown, according to Rush & Molloy, said recently while on tour in Melbourne, "I figure if Bin Laden wants me, and everybody is looking for him, it probably won't happen ... Come on, if anybody [else was] threatened by Al Qaeda, they'd take it seriously." Brown attributes Bin Laden's displeasure to a claim last year that public enemy no. 1 had a thing for Bobby's ex-wife, Whitney Houston. Bobby's ex-lover, Karrine Steffans, now says he also thinks the President wants him offed as well.

Party Favors: Silverman, Leary Bring Laughs to Manhattan ... Mel Sinks Million into "Church" ... Simon Cowell Wants to Make a Movie Remarkably Like "Idol"


Sarah Silverman, Denis Leary and Artie Lange will be invading NYC for the New York Comedy Festival from November 6-11, with Caroline's and Carnegie Hall amongst the funny venues. ... Mel Gibson gave $8 million to his Holy Family Church, reports FOX News, plumping its coffers up to $30 million, even though it isn't officially recognized by the Catholic church. ... Simon Cowell is developing a new movie called "Star Struck," about -- what else -- a singing competition in which ten contestants try to make it to the top.

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give the dog a bone    

...Seriously, I don't care who gets to kill Bobby Brown. I say "good luck to all participants"!

2617 days ago
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ohnoudient    

It has been all down hill since JT. She used to really look good, from hair to clothes, so she definitely KNOWS how to dress. Compared to JT and Christina, wtf happened?

Bobby should just stay home, plain and simple. If it weren't so sad, he'd be laughable.

2617 days ago
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Stephenie    

Hay #2
DITO wish we could line up and kill him a waste of space.

2617 days ago
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Katey2    

given Britney's lax hygiene habits, I would think it would be Posh who would want to move

2617 days ago
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Lenn K.    

As the sands thru an hourglass so goes the days of Britney's life. Another day , well Britney got up took a piss, wiped her ass, gave her kids soda in bottle, went to Starbucks, had the stockers following her everywhere. Let her kids alone with the nannies, went clubbing and repeat this tomorrow!!!

2617 days ago
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kim suck    

bobby brown is a FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2617 days ago
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Funny Answers    

Anyone who is a fan of Brittany, keep copies of all the crap TMZ, and the rest of photogs take of her, print of her, etc. And when she ends up like Diana, or Anna Nicole Smith, then give to a lawyers and sue them for contributing to the distruction of this person. Any person you happen to like, keep track. Read this fast, as it will disapear from this page fast. I read all trash mag's, read and enjoy daily TMZ, but I am tired of them latching onto someone, anyone and performing a colon scope job on them. So, keep track, I am, and I don't care about Brittany, other than my heart goes out to all mentally ill people, who can't or won't get help. The photogos keep pocking these people an when they fall, die, or take drugs they feel no responsiblity. Yet, they should. So, start keeping track I have. Should have done that with Anna maybe Larry could sue the photogs, etc. for educational money for the baby. Think about it fast.

2617 days ago
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Crystal    

Too bad Britney left. Posh could have given her some diet tips.

2617 days ago
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kim suck    

Will soneone take Brits kids away from her already!!!!!????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

2617 days ago
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jProud American Author    

Is there proof that Mel's church is not recogized by the Catholic Church? I would really like to know. He may have his faults - yet he has deep Faith. I wish him well.
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2617 days ago
11.

felixluv    

SMOKE SOME MORE CRACK BOBBY, YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!

2617 days ago
12.

Ann    

Whats makes these people so interesting?

The becks could fall off the face of the earth and my world would keep turning.

Brit has nothing to offer...

Paris and Nicole both are just so full of thierself....

And LL....lets boycott anything she is involved in..

Seriously people......time to put the trash out

2617 days ago
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Canadian_Gurl    

I wouldn't want to sit next to that talentless, anorexic, stiff British snot either, watching her poke at her salad and sip Diet Coke. She needs to go back to England. We don't need her here and I get tired of seeing her no-smile skeletal face on all the blogs.

2617 days ago
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yucky    

Hey ENOUGH ALREADY ----Get a Life! If all you have is time to "Keep Track" of what TMZ or PEREZ is saying about the stars, then you have WAY to much time on your hands! Go out once in a while---try to make some friends---Get a job!! then maybe your life will be more fulfilling. Spending your time gathering info and planning who you can sue for it when they die is pathetic!

By the way--Brit looks so STONED in this picture---Mother of the Year!!

2617 days ago
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big joe    

bobby, get off that nice pipe you love.

2617 days ago
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