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"Lindsay" Takes Shot in Porno

Posted Aug 3rd 2007 9:05AM by TMZ Staff

Lindsay Lohan -- or, should we say, "Lindsay Hohand" -- will be getting pumped in a big way in a new porntacular production from the geniuses that brought the world "Britney Rears" and "J-Ho."
Lindsay HoHand
Coming in October, reports AVN, "Lindsay HoHand: Get Out of My F**king Way" features a "pop princess" who "can't seem to stop getting in trouble" -- this is already sounding familiar -- and whom all of Hollywood regards as "a fun date." The fictional Lindz -- played by starlet Paulina James, pictured above left -- also has a certain penchant for delivering hands-on assistance to the numerous cops that detain her, and as for the rest of the film, well, let's just say that it takes Lindsay's panty-free phase to a new level.

A source at SexZ Pictures admits that "a lot could happen" between now and the time Lohan faces her legal music, and that if she does indeed end up in the slammer, a long and lucrative series of "HoHand" films could be born. Ho-ray for that.



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1. "Linsay HoHand" lol that is an instant classic! Too too good.

Posted at 9:36AM on Aug 3rd 2007 by Papa Bear

2. I hit send too soon.

I officially can't wait for October. The sad part is, this film is probably super realistic. Perhaps the first Docu-drama porn.

http://www.sithomeandrot.com

Posted at 9:38AM on Aug 3rd 2007 by Papa Bear

3. Only if it really stared Lindsay. That would be great!! IT would be better the nI know who killed me!! That is for sure.

Posted at 9:49AM on Aug 3rd 2007 by Roger

4. I'm sure paulina's movie will do better than lohan's latest.

Posted at 10:13AM on Aug 3rd 2007 by Mikey

5. LMFAO This is too much. Maybe next time they'll have Lindsay, Paris, and Britney in an all star video. That would be one hell of a whorefest!

Posted at 10:48AM on Aug 7th 2007 by WhyteChocolate

6. Seems Lohan's reprehensible frolics do not satisfy those who are more perverse. Like maggots on excrement, pornified mockery satisfies those who are more rancid than the rotten.

Posted at 11:08AM on Aug 3rd 2007 by Bodo

7. Bodo - you got issues! : ) )

Posted at 11:58AM on Aug 3rd 2007 by It Friday, Let Party!

8. This Lohan character and the publicity machine supporting her descent into madness is a good example (there are many others like her) of the very worse of American culture. The money-making celebrity system in Hollywood has many moving parts--agents, producers, paps, parents of celebrities, newspapers,magazines television, TMZ-type sites etc. All need a Lohan character to make money by continually mining the very worse in all concerned. We are better than this. The saddest part is that we can see the young women who get caught in this viscious spider web slowly decend into insanity, living in a tetherless mode, going from one mess to the next mess. And there is no one who wants to catch them before they fall into irretrievable personal disaster.

Posted at 12:29PM on Aug 3rd 2007 by Just a comment

9. see tashi at dreamycams.com she's hot!

Posted at 1:23PM on Aug 3rd 2007 by jerky

10. omg paulina james is so hot! ive seen some movies of her before, shes like 19 and really tiny...
i wonder if lohan has ever made a sex tape.... shes totally nuts

Posted at 1:31PM on Aug 4th 2007 by daveglow

11. Lohan is the new Linda Lovelace!!!

Posted at 7:50AM on Aug 9th 2007 by theDTW