Lindsay Lohan -- or, should we say, "Lindsay Hohand" -- will be getting pumped in a big way in a new porntacular production from the geniuses that brought the world "Britney Rears" and "J-Ho."
Coming in October, reports AVN, "Lindsay HoHand: Get Out of My F**king Way" features a "pop princess" who "can't seem to stop getting in trouble" -- this is already sounding familiar -- and whom all of Hollywood regards as "a fun date." The fictional Lindz -- played by starlet Paulina James, pictured above left -- also has a certain penchant for delivering hands-on assistance to the numerous cops that detain her, and as for the rest of the film, well, let's just say that it takes Lindsay's panty-free phase to a new level.
A source at SexZ Pictures admits that "a lot could happen" between now and the time Lohan faces her legal music, and that if she does indeed end up in the slammer, a long and lucrative series of "HoHand" films could be born. Ho-ray for that.
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"Linsay HoHand" lol that is an instant classic! Too too good.
I hit send too soon.
I officially can't wait for October. The sad part is, this film is probably super realistic. Perhaps the first Docu-drama porn.
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Only if it really stared Lindsay. That would be great!! IT would be better the nI know who killed me!! That is for sure.
LMFAO This is too much. Maybe next time they'll have Lindsay, Paris, and Britney in an all star video. That would be one hell of a whorefest!
Seems Lohan's reprehensible frolics do not satisfy those who are more perverse. Like maggots on excrement, pornified mockery satisfies those who are more rancid than the rotten.
This Lohan character and the publicity machine supporting her descent into madness is a good example (there are many others like her) of the very worse of American culture. The money-making celebrity system in Hollywood has many moving parts--agents, producers, paps, parents of celebrities, newspapers,magazines television, TMZ-type sites etc. All need a Lohan character to make money by continually mining the very worse in all concerned. We are better than this. The saddest part is that we can see the young women who get caught in this viscious spider web slowly decend into insanity, living in a tetherless mode, going from one mess to the next mess. And there is no one who wants to catch them before they fall into irretrievable personal disaster.
omg paulina james is so hot! ive seen some movies of her before, shes like 19 and really tiny...
i wonder if lohan has ever made a sex tape.... shes totally nuts
