Beyonce's Camel Toe: She Don't Leave Home Without It

Flawless face? Check! Coca-Cola bottle figure? Check! Loony-ass librarian slacks? Check, check!


Bootylicious Bey is at it again! Fresh off the set of her new American Express commercial, Beyonce was seen Monday attempting to inspire a new autumn trend -- but the high-waisted camel toe look will nevah ... evah, evah, be on this fall's fashion list! Except for cafeteria ladies, crossing guards and meter maids!

Ms. Knowles needs to loosen up that belt and let her uterus breathe! Where's that "Freakum" dress when you need it?!