Crouching Britney, Hidden Accident

Posted Aug 7th 2007 1:05PM by TMZ Staff

Hey y'all -- I'm a done with ma gardenin' and just wanted to popwreck over to the vitamin pill store to get some more hair growin' formular! Now what'd I go and do?! How'd that parked car jump up n' hit me in the tire? Goshdarn dang dings! Mah insurance is gonna skyrocker! I think I hafta buy a new dog now. Even littler!
Britney Spears
Oh shoot. I done forgot mah Weaveguard! I can see my waffleweave in this here hubscap! Oh lordy! There's mah hoocher too! Oh, well, a girl's gotta breathe. Oh, hell! These wedgies is cuuuuuuute!

I'm exhaustipated, y'all. But I loves purple. Luuvvvvvvvvvvs purple. Huh, is this blue or purples? Mebbe I'll get me two more doggies. Oh hecks. There's the paparoozies. Now I'm gone be on TMZ agin'. I loves me some TMZ! And little dawgies ... they's so cute!

Filed under: Train Wrecks, Fashion Police, Britney Spears

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1. She sure isn't the brightest light bulb in the box is she?

Posted at 1:29PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Me

2. Yeah, this was just after she hit another car. She has no shame. We really don't want to see her hoo hoo. At least she's growing her hair back there.

Posted at 1:31PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Hit and Run

3. Is she teaching he dog how to pee outside?

Posted at 1:33PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Danial

4. Laughed so hard I think I peed myself.....

Posted at 1:33PM on Aug 7th 2007 by silver

5. Ho bag, Skank Ass. Put on some drawers B-tch!

Posted at 1:34PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Paris hater

6. Good grief, people! Oh, and it's not like you have done something like this, right? This is exactly why the general public needs help--if you make fun of someone who did something by accident as minor as this, and you yourself have done it how many times, then you're just being hypocrites. Get a life, folks.

Posted at 1:34PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Chris

7. she looks thinner

Posted at 1:36PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Grace E.

8. LMAO funny story ya'll. How long did it take you guys to come up with that?

Posted at 1:40PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Jessica

9. ROFL... Poor Britney... LOL

Posted at 1:42PM on Aug 7th 2007 by luca

10. This is why I love me some TMZ y'all.

Posted at 1:42PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Erika

11.
Britt's

DUMPING OUT

THAT A GROWN MAN WOULD BE PROUD OF......

THAN WIPES WITH HER DOG!!!!

tHAt wAs a wHITe PoOdLe wHeN tHe weEK bEGAn!!!!

Posted at 1:43PM on Aug 7th 2007 by John from Cincinnati

12. #6, its no accident. She does this every day.

Id still do her.

Posted at 1:43PM on Aug 7th 2007 by ZZZZZZZ

13. I just read the article...laughed so hard, my diet coke came out of my nose!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:47PM on Aug 7th 2007 by martinsmama

14. Poor girl should just stay inside...
And wear underwear...

Posted at 1:47PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Miss French Kitty

15. gotta love TMZ.
can't wait for her only career option left, the reality show featuring the spears family.
it would be a cross between the beverly hill billys & the dukes of hazzard.

Posted at 1:48PM on Aug 7th 2007 by caveman

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