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Crouching Britney, Hidden Accident

8/7/2007 2:05 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Crouching Britney, Hidden Accident

Hey y'all -- I'm a done with ma gardenin' and just wanted to popwreck over to the vitamin pill store to get some more hair growin' formular! Now what'd I go and do?! How'd that parked car jump up n' hit me in the tire? Goshdarn dang dings! Mah insurance is gonna skyrocker! I think I hafta buy a new dog now. Even littler!

Oh shoot. I done forgot mah Weaveguard! I can see my waffleweave in this here hubscap! Oh lordy! There's mah hoocher too! Oh, well, a girl's gotta breathe. Oh, hell! These wedgies is cuuuuuuute!

I'm exhaustipated, y'all. But I loves purple. Luuvvvvvvvvvvs purple. Huh, is this blue or purples? Mebbe I'll get me two more doggies. Oh hecks. There's the paparoozies. Now I'm gone be on TMZ agin'. I loves me some TMZ! And little dawgies ... they's so cute!

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anon:  1651 days ago

She sure isn't the brightest light bulb in the box is she?

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Jessica:  1651 days ago

LMAO funny story ya'll. How long did it take you guys to come up with that?

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Zenophobe Alien:  1651 days ago

Yeah, this was just after she hit another car. She has no shame. We really don't want to see her hoo hoo. At least she's growing her hair back there.

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tydan:  1651 days ago

Is she teaching he dog how to pee outside?

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Jessica:  1651 days ago

She is so disgusting and sad.

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Jan:  1651 days ago

Laughed so hard I think I peed myself.....

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Zenophobe Alien:  1651 days ago

Ho bag, Skank Ass. Put on some drawers B-tch!

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Chris E:  1651 days ago

Good grief, people! Oh, and it's not like you have done something like this, right? This is exactly why the general public needs help--if you make fun of someone who did something by accident as minor as this, and you yourself have done it how many times, then you're just being hypocrites. Get a life, folks.

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Grace E.:  1651 days ago

she looks thinner

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whittles:  1651 days ago

I NEVER LAUGHED SOOO HARD .... WHAT IS SHE THINKING SHE LOOKS MUCH BETTER AS A BLONDE :)

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peebles:  1651 days ago

holy crap! you're employing mind-readers at TMZ now? i bet the her actual thoughts are errily similar that... which makes me weep for the future. ;p

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Erika:  1651 days ago

This is why I love me some TMZ y'all.

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huh:  1651 days ago


Britt's

DUMPING OUT

THAT A GROWN MAN WOULD BE PROUD OF......

THAN WIPES WITH HER DOG!!!!

tHAt wAs a wHITe PoOdLe wHeN tHe weEK bEGAn!!!!

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beyond disgusted:  1651 days ago

hilarious post tmz. this woman deserves noones respect. she's an insult to mentally impaired people

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amy:  1651 days ago

Oh God! This is the funniest report ever!

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