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Crouching Britney, Hidden Accident

Posted Aug 7th 2007 1:05PM by Celly

Hey y'all -- I'm a done with ma gardenin' and just wanted to popwreck over to the vitamin pill store to get some more hair growin' formular! Now what'd I go and do?! How'd that parked car jump up n' hit me in the tire? Goshdarn dang dings! Mah insurance is gonna skyrocker! I think I hafta buy a new dog now. Even littler!

Oh shoot. I done forgot mah Weaveguard! I can see my waffleweave in this here hubscap! Oh lordy! There's mah hoocher too! Oh, well, a girl's gotta breathe. Oh, hell! These wedgies is cuuuuuuute!

I'm exhaustipated, y'all. But I loves purple. Luuvvvvvvvvvvs purple. Huh, is this blue or purples? Mebbe I'll get me two more doggies. Oh hecks. There's the paparoozies. Now I'm gone be on TMZ agin'. I loves me some TMZ! And little dawgies ... they's so cute!

Tags: accident, britney spears, BritneySpears, car, dog, dogs, little, vitamins, weaveguard

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1. She sure isn't the brightest light bulb in the box is she?

Posted at 1:29PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Me

2. LMAO funny story ya'll. How long did it take you guys to come up with that?

Posted at 1:40PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Jessica

3. Yeah, this was just after she hit another car. She has no shame. We really don't want to see her hoo hoo. At least she's growing her hair back there.

Posted at 1:31PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Hit and Run

4. Is she teaching he dog how to pee outside?

Posted at 1:33PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Danial

5. She is so disgusting and sad.

Posted at 8:39PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Jessica

6. Laughed so hard I think I peed myself.....

Posted at 1:33PM on Aug 7th 2007 by silver

7. Ho bag, Skank Ass. Put on some drawers B-tch!

Posted at 1:34PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Paris hater

8. Good grief, people! Oh, and it's not like you have done something like this, right? This is exactly why the general public needs help--if you make fun of someone who did something by accident as minor as this, and you yourself have done it how many times, then you're just being hypocrites. Get a life, folks.

Posted at 1:34PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Chris

9. she looks thinner

Posted at 1:36PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Grace E.

10. I NEVER LAUGHED SOOO HARD .... WHAT IS SHE THINKING SHE LOOKS MUCH BETTER AS A BLONDE :)

Posted at 1:55PM on Aug 7th 2007 by hesterical

11. holy crap! you're employing mind-readers at TMZ now? i bet the her actual thoughts are errily similar that... which makes me weep for the future. ;p

Posted at 2:12PM on Aug 7th 2007 by peebles

12. This is why I love me some TMZ y'all.

Posted at 1:42PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Erika

13.
Britt's

DUMPING OUT

THAT A GROWN MAN WOULD BE PROUD OF......

THAN WIPES WITH HER DOG!!!!

tHAt wAs a wHITe PoOdLe wHeN tHe weEK bEGAn!!!!

Posted at 1:43PM on Aug 7th 2007 by John from Cincinnati

14. ROFL... Poor Britney... LOL

Posted at 1:42PM on Aug 7th 2007 by luca

15. hilarious post tmz. this woman deserves noones respect. she's an insult to mentally impaired people

Posted at 1:51PM on Aug 7th 2007 by beyond disgusted

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