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Crouching Britney, Hidden Accident

8/7/2007 2:05 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Hey y'all -- I'm a done with ma gardenin' and just wanted to popwreck over to the vitamin pill store to get some more hair growin' formular! Now what'd I go and do?! How'd that parked car jump up n' hit me in the tire? Goshdarn dang dings! Mah insurance is gonna skyrocker! I think I hafta buy a new dog now. Even littler!

Oh shoot. I done forgot mah Weaveguard! I can see my waffleweave in this here hubscap! Oh lordy! There's mah hoocher too! Oh, well, a girl's gotta breathe. Oh, hell! These wedgies is cuuuuuuute!

I'm exhaustipated, y'all. But I loves purple. Luuvvvvvvvvvvs purple. Huh, is this blue or purples? Mebbe I'll get me two more doggies. Oh hecks. There's the paparoozies. Now I'm gone be on TMZ agin'. I loves me some TMZ! And little dawgies ... they's so cute!

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anon    

She sure isn't the brightest light bulb in the box is she?

2531 days ago
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Jessica    

LMAO funny story ya'll. How long did it take you guys to come up with that?

2531 days ago
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Zenophobe Alien    

Yeah, this was just after she hit another car. She has no shame. We really don't want to see her hoo hoo. At least she's growing her hair back there.

2531 days ago
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tydan    

Is she teaching he dog how to pee outside?

2531 days ago
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Jessica    

She is so disgusting and sad.

2531 days ago
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Jan    

Laughed so hard I think I peed myself.....

2531 days ago
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Zenophobe Alien    

Ho bag, Skank Ass. Put on some drawers B-tch!

2531 days ago
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Chris E    

Good grief, people! Oh, and it's not like you have done something like this, right? This is exactly why the general public needs help--if you make fun of someone who did something by accident as minor as this, and you yourself have done it how many times, then you're just being hypocrites. Get a life, folks.

2531 days ago
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Grace E.    

she looks thinner

2531 days ago
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whittles    

I NEVER LAUGHED SOOO HARD .... WHAT IS SHE THINKING SHE LOOKS MUCH BETTER AS A BLONDE :)

2531 days ago
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peebles    

holy crap! you're employing mind-readers at TMZ now? i bet the her actual thoughts are errily similar that... which makes me weep for the future. ;p

2531 days ago
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Erika    

This is why I love me some TMZ y'all.

2531 days ago
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huh    


Britt's

DUMPING OUT

THAT A GROWN MAN WOULD BE PROUD OF......

THAN WIPES WITH HER DOG!!!!

tHAt wAs a wHITe PoOdLe wHeN tHe weEK bEGAn!!!!

2531 days ago
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beyond disgusted    

hilarious post tmz. this woman deserves noones respect. she's an insult to mentally impaired people

2531 days ago
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amy    

Oh God! This is the funniest report ever!

2531 days ago
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