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Crouching Britney, Hidden Accident

8/7/2007 2:05 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Hey y'all -- I'm a done with ma gardenin' and just wanted to popwreck over to the vitamin pill store to get some more hair growin' formular! Now what'd I go and do?! How'd that parked car jump up n' hit me in the tire? Goshdarn dang dings! Mah insurance is gonna skyrocker! I think I hafta buy a new dog now. Even littler!

Oh shoot. I done forgot mah Weaveguard! I can see my waffleweave in this here hubscap! Oh lordy! There's mah hoocher too! Oh, well, a girl's gotta breathe. Oh, hell! These wedgies is cuuuuuuute!

I'm exhaustipated, y'all. But I loves purple. Luuvvvvvvvvvvs purple. Huh, is this blue or purples? Mebbe I'll get me two more doggies. Oh hecks. There's the paparoozies. Now I'm gone be on TMZ agin'. I loves me some TMZ! And little dawgies ... they's so cute!

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I think this is pretty sad. Do you, who make the deragatory statements about her, think that she may not be reading this and make this young girl feel worse. She needs help. Any of you that have children would get her that help if you could if it were your child. The saddest part of this is with the stardom she had comes the cameras invading every move she makes. It makes you a prisoner for life. There are 2 small children that need a mother and if she were reading this, I hope that she would know that there are some of us that are genuinely concerned.

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I saw the video they were shooting when the accident happened. She never so much as glanced at the car she hit!

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