Yesterday Paris and her pup were decked out in identical pink tops and taunted paparazzi by posing on the deck of her Malibu home.
Paws off, buddy!
Dear Paris,
You need a pet duck.
Ducks are cute and cuddly and feathers fluffy.
Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack.
u can post all u want about paris, but that will not change the fact of reality PARIS NEEDS BRAIN TO GROW, AND NO SHE CANT BUY IT WITH HER ASS OR MONEY, SHE WILL HAVE TO WORK FOR IT, AS WE KNOW THE PRINCESS OF MALIBU LIKE ONLY TO POSE WITH MISERABLE RAT EARED DOGS. Paris ma chere, vraiment t'as rien a faire dans cette vie, u dont get BORED OF BEING PARIS PARIS, HA HA HA HA
Well all of you that dont like Paris is hating on her especially the white girls and all the guys that dont like her is gay!!!
IT SEEMS OBVIOUS TO ME THAT SHE IS GETTING PAID TO DO THESE PHOTOS. SHE HAS TO BE. IT ONLY MAKES SENSE.
WHACK JOB - Looks like most of the posts today are yours.
So many imaginary, wittle friends, aye mate!
Damn she is soooo hot!
Hey haters.....why do you all feel the need to live such tiny pathetic lives? Why don't you go take a happy pill cuz you are all so unfortunate and unable to look at yourselves in a mirror.
Remember that Halloween episode of "The Simpsons" when the advertisements stared attacking Springfield? The only way to kill them and save humanity was to stop paying them attention. People, Paris, Lindsay, Brittney, these girls are the advertisements. JUST DON'T LOOK and eventually they will go away. It has "Paul Anchor's Guarantee".
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