Britney's Custody Defense Exhibit A: Us!

8/14/2007 3:14 PM PDT
The attorneys for Britney Spears and Kevin Federline want to keep the custody proceedings between them private -- to avoid the kind of scene that took place outside court today.

Today's hearing was a bunch of nothing -- Britney and Fed-Ex weren't even there. So imagine the surprise of disso-queen Laura Wasser, who challenged a cacophony of photogs who stalked her down the street. "Britney and Kevin join in trying to keep the documents regarding their children private," Wasser opined. "And if you look around, you guys will understand why that is." Oh snap, she means us!

When one photog pressed Wasser about what might be in the custody documents, Wasser shot back, "There are things in there that aren't anybody else's business except for the families." But hey -- Britney's hoo-hoo isn't anyone else's business and we see that all the time!