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Dirty Lil' Lohan Rocks Out

Posted Aug 19th 2007 2:38PM by Frank Velardo

Sporting a blazing red wig and filthy little mouth, a half pint-sized Lindsay Lohan wannabe was givin' it to Firecrotch in Malibu yesterday ... miniature poodle-style!


The parody-producing little person spit some Lohanized lyrics about the scarlet starlet outside of the Polaroid Beach House. Dude gets a little hotheaded at the end though -- must have been the hair.

UPDATE: After taking tons of heat for the Lohan stunt, Jeff Beacher, purveyor of little people entertainment, has issued the following statement in an attempt to set the record straight: "Jeff Beacher's Madhouse had nothing to do with the little person tirade on Lindsay. Just because the little guy is wearing a limited edition Beacher's madhouse t-shirt, that doesnt mean we had him do this. We at the Madhouse love Lindsay and wish her an amazing recovery." *cough* bulls**t *cough*

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1. Hahaha, that's creepier than the newest Charlie and the Chocolate Factory O=

Posted at 7:27PM on Aug 20th 2007 by What's in a name

2. What's wrong with the world today? Everything? Lindsey needs to just
go away. I thought she was going to when this happened but now there
are pics of her walking dogs in Utah or something. Why do I care
about her walking dogs?

Posted at 7:58PM on Aug 20th 2007 by Punkin Pie

3. Does anyone wonder what Lindsey's reaction would be to this? I do. The
look on her face would be priceless.

Posted at 8:03PM on Aug 20th 2007 by Sid V

4. I think he's cute. Cuter with the wig on.

Posted at 8:01PM on Aug 20th 2007 by Suzy Q

5. Now Lohan will never show her face on the big screen again... thanks
to this guy haha

Posted at 8:06PM on Aug 20th 2007 by Ronald

6. Fire crotch? I wonder if he meant that as a bad thing.

Posted at 8:05PM on Aug 20th 2007 by JIm

7. I sure wish she'd get shanked in the rehab center. We'd only have to
see one more string of vid's and then she'd be gone... forever.

Posted at 8:14PM on Aug 20th 2007 by 1fineday2nite

8. When midgets start mocking my life, I think I’d retire…

Posted at 8:14PM on Aug 20th 2007 by Rev

9. these are the films that make Lohan so big…

Posted at 8:18PM on Aug 20th 2007 by Justin

10. OMG THATS SO F"D UP!!! I'd like to see the song this guy writes if he
actually spent more than 30 seconds on it.

Posted at 8:18PM on Aug 20th 2007 by DingleB

11. Well well well... this guy fell out of the ugly tree and hit some
branches on the way down. Still looks better than that drugged out
Lohan.

Posted at 8:18PM on Aug 20th 2007 by Sam

12. She might be a natural redhead but she dyes her (head) hair the right
color.

Posted at 8:18PM on Aug 20th 2007 by Will

13. Haha, you forgot to add “I like to run into street lights!”

Posted at 8:19PM on Aug 20th 2007 by Jessica

14. Stomp out her fire crotch!!!

Posted at 8:18PM on Aug 20th 2007 by EMAN

15. Hell of a wig he's got there. Wonder where I could get one.

Posted at 8:19PM on Aug 20th 2007 by Big D

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