Amy is having my baby. You had your chance LiLo. Amy doesn't do rehab anyway. And she cooks too. And she's smarter than she looks. And, unlike you, she could talk her way out of a DUI, if she wanted. And she won't name our baby something stupid like Nurse or Crayola. She's just perfect. If only you'd read her book when you had the chance...
Um, she looks better on her lame strangers w/Candy show, and at least that's kinda funny, this.....not so much
Can't wait to see Amy in Winston-Salem on September 8!!!!!! Hilarious. Just too smart for some of you I guess....
You're hot. I mean like your brain. Not that you're not hot on the outside but I'm specifically speaking of your wit which comes from your brain, inside your melon. I look forward to reading more of your thoughts, cuz you're , like hot. (like I already said). peace, Jet
This shtick is so tiresome.
I will not buy anything this ho is peddling, EVER. I refuse to give money to people who annoy me.
Go away, Amy. You're not funny. Just boring.
Amy you are hysterical....I met u once at your brother Paul's wedding in Atlantic Beach. Glad to see you on tmz........keep up he funny:)
My idea of 'gone to heaven' would be an early autumn evening with Amy, sharing a bottle of Montrachet as we played strip Canasta on a private yacht circling Capri.
Can anyone possibly think this is serious???? Puh leeze. It's just Amy being Amy and Matt being....who knows?
Hilarious! Amy should do a weekly commentary. What a great character. She should be added as a commentator (a la Weekend Update) on the TMZ TV show.










